I have a damn damn uncle now.
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Isn’t it beautiful? Not just a fucking, but a fucking female! Especially note that the author of the source writes on behalf of a woman. The awareness of the scale is there, shit. But only with individual representatives.”

The Holy Chicken

>> A very long time ago a dwarf planet crashed into the Earth, its fragments resulted in the Moon. And the god ruled this planet, when it collapsed, he peeled out like an egg and remained on Earth.

Finally a convincing theory!
From the fact that the god-controlled planet crashed, it follows that God was very drunk - and that explains EVERYTHING!

Virtually any primitive tribe welcomed the rituals of initiation—complex, life-threatening trials in which a young man or girl was either considered to be a full-fledged element of society, or inevitably died.
- Will you continue to canoe, or will you call the accounting office and say that the recent operations may partially fail, because they had to flood their collective farms from yesterday's backups?

I have my mother's main memory from Israel - she was hungry and decided to buy a hotdog. asked in English high match - she has ten dollars - she is impressed in Russian - and what is so expensive? Welcome to Israel in Russian.

Yes to! The athletes were divided into dirty and clean. When will we deal with politicians and officials?

I have a friend, Andrei. He works as a waitress in a restaurant. It tells us what customers are getting.
There is often a police officer there. The waiters do not like to serve him, because he is forever strangled and gives little.
One day, a group of young people came to the restaurant. We went for a walk and ordered the most expensive. And when Andrew brought them the bill, they got the cash, stated that they are not going to pay and can put everyone here.
At this point, the same general, dressed in uniform, comes in and says, “Good, Andrew. Do me as always.”
The crooked instantly hid their quives, quickly paid off and melted.
Since then, the general is the most desirable guest in the restaurant.

Last winter in the tank of the cruiser was placed fuel for 3000, this winter for 4500. The car of 2010.
How old does the crochet grow?? to

In the local network, a colleague sells 2 rarely combined goods: headphones and a home crate.
The first comment under the announcement: "Do headsets and drum cranes go together to listen to heavy music?"

When one grandmother is an agnostic and the other an Orthodox, the child, having talked to them, tells very interesting things:
Long ago, a dwarf planet crashed into the Earth, its fragments became the Moon. And the god ruled this planet, when it collapsed, he peeled out like an egg and remained on Earth. God created the monkey and she became man. Then he gave her a guardian angel to stand behind her shoulder and watch her behavior.

Every woman should have a little black dress. I also have a black dress that is small for me.

Permanent fees on “Barsik’s foot freezes” or “Polkan needs a house.” How many children need a home??? How many people are frozen in the country? How long have nine cats’ lives cost more than one human’s?

Strange that you never got in the eye... okay, I will tell you: fees for the treatment of children (who a million, who all 15) are regularly held on the central channels. Welcome, just send a SMS with the amount. Want to save freezing people? Look in the heat tracks, you can take the soup in a thermos, you can have a hangover for heating. You can even ask to volunteer in an elderly home. Listen for the hundredth time to the whispering stories and teachings of the old ladies, bring them sweets for tea. Are you purely theoretical? We have understood. Those who are really busy helping people do not rely on helping animals. He just has no time. It is you, the couch "better would" always have time to stop the one doing what he does wrong and wrong.

Here is how I was.
If you chew the dog, it cries.
You stop craving, you need more.
You throw, so that she does not dare to scream on the masters - she looks with frightened guilty eyes.
You are hungry, you are crying.

...we didn’t know very soon that the dog was both able to mock and mock.
And it appeared to her not immediately from childhood, when and from which cat she studied - the hell knows it.

It was by chance not that boy with a pick-up who asked to accompany the girls, and when on the way accidentally turned into a drunken hop company threw the accompanied into the circle of new acquaintances and struck the type of "deuces-something no-one, in me beautiful and kill can." True, the good guys there seemed to be caught - they stumbled over the knight, returned the chosen hat to the girl who stumbled, and even felt that such happiness fell to her. I have no doubt that he also told all his acquaintances how the insidiously abandoned girl tested him on the abilities of Chuck Norris.
What’s bad, two guys will go in for each other, if not quite shit like people. Two girls are also very likely to get in for each other (I know only one ass with the position of "just don't touch me, touch her," and that was naturally overwhelmed in the sight of a lovebobby big baby boy schoolgirl of fifteen years old). A husband's wife or fellow resident protects even from a squad of mints (and even if the mints were called by the neighbors, because the husband ran after her, foolish, with a hammer). But from a guy to wait for help (but not on the basis that the girl is a woman, but on the basis that the girl is close or there is at least an indifferent to him MAN) - I sewed them in advance, he did not sign them in the superhero.

I don’t understand why guys don’t like the layout "should be a defender"? Yes, according to the patriarchal culture (the same in which a woman gives birth to a borch and is completely subordinate to a man) he must bear full responsibility for her, protect from other men, ensure... or how, the rights of the patriarch we want, and the duties we do not want?

who gave birth and raised 99% of the rapists and terrorists

I will reveal to you a secret: it usually takes two to be born, without the male has not yet learned. There are usually two people in the family: the father and the mother. Why is it "not everyone has a father"? Where is he and why does he not raise his children? But the fault of the grandmother, yes.

The xxx:
I always do a reverse translation.
I remember when I bought clothes on taobao and talked about it with the Chinese through QQ.
I wrote them “I like your shoe range” via Google Translate.
“I loved you in all your poses in your shoes.”
Glad I didn’t send it. Therefore, on the forums they complained that they can’t always find the language with Chinese))

At work, the pen of the drawing box fell off. There are files with documents.
Leha tried to catch the box with an ambulance - it didn't work. Lena suggested calling the master. The step is to tilt the trunk so that the box itself moves out.
And I remembered that yesterday I bought my husband's cutlery and forgot to give it. Well, plus - always carry a small box with a screwdriver and various plugs.
I get a self-cut, screwdriver and curl self-cut instead of a pen. Then, with the cloth, so as not to cut my fingers, I open the box.
The silence in the office, the blinking eyes of employees are invaluable!

The machine in orbit is much cooler than some scientific instruments that no one needs.

Note, our carbonate himself was not quite sure which orbit he would pull it out. This is a test of a chewing aircraft, in which there is still a bag on the bag.
How to bury equipment? What will it do on the HZ which orbit is HZ where? To measure what?

In general, in the ideal world now need to balance a couple of thousands... well, for decades at least, men are as afraid of rape as their centuries fear women. That’s all – did I not dress too frankly? Can I get out of the house in a maid-alcoholic, will I not provoke? Late in the evening in the courtyards, of course, I will not go... in the elevator with an unfamiliar woman - it is scary, the keys in the hand for self-defense are pressed. Aunt Zina in the country calls... she is, of course, a relative, but it is better not to risk. And, of course, the first thing for the son is "you can’t drink! Even in purely male companies. Don't give god, son, you will lose control - and there someone will call the grandmother, she will seduce you, who has stumbled. All in all, life is underway! Establishment of paternity, mandatory decree in half, alimony up to 18 years... take care of yourself, sons!
Then, of course, we talked about the status quo. 20 to 30 years. And now somehow more and more to talk full with the hungry seems.

What do I do

Three questions about men’s shoes:
1st And why?
Practice: If on the street below -20 - for heat. They are called "masculine", in essence from female will differ in the same way as male shavers from their sisters. There are no gender differences except color.
Aesthetics: One type of traditional women’s clothing is a piece of fabric that rotates the lower half of the body, short enough to demonstrate K. Men’s clothes are different. It is possible, as in the ballet, to declare K. not as 'under' but as an independent piece of clothing. It is filled with the evolution of pants into a subtype of salmon with the loss of erotic subtext. Or the Kilt. Under the slogan "The real bitterness of the wind in the bells is not afraid, choose 20days". It will allow women to admire men’s legs even in the cold season.
2nd What prevents women from wearing suitable sizes?
Stereotypes of public consciousness - clothing is one of the factors determining the perception of a person by other people. It is not only evaluated "beautiful and unbeautiful" but also "appropriate and inappropriate". Procrastination is a categorical correspondence.
Three How should men’s socks differ from women’s?
They should be written "men". A font, invisible, but large enough for the owner of the legs to believe it. Then, looking at his naked face, no one will come to the mind to doubt that this is a new trend, not a drunk bet!