XXX: The only thing that has attracted my attention in this town is the building store with an interesting name DeStroy :-)

During the recent Russian-American UNRWA talks, Michael McFaul, who participated in them, insisted on imposing a proposal on our delegation that all mobile ground missile systems Topol-M and RS-24 Yars should be equipped with a two-meter-diameter distinctive round sign on top, which would contain an individual UNRWA number - and the Americans would observe from space with their opto-electronic intelligence satellites for their movement, clearly identifying all Russian mobile missile installations and their belonging to a specific division and army of the UNRWA.

This persistence of McFaul in the negotiations caused a response initiative of the Russian delegation - McFaul was proposed that the American PLAs of the type "Ohio" were also equipped with similar identification digital signs, while they should conduct combat patrol in the surface position. In a word, "washed" by McFool.

After that, Michael McFaul remained silent and no more during all the negotiations with such proposals, designed for idiots, spoke.

We had a doll that said, “Let us embrace you!” at the slightest shock of the surrounding space. I am going to the toilet late at night, and a vivid voice from the dark says to me, 'Embrace me!', I jumped up, I thought this beast had batteries sitting for a long time.)

The central figure in the Yakuza hierarchy is OYABUN, which roughly corresponds to the Russian thief in the law.

What a bright title.

Q: Did you ever have a gun?
Yes, but it’s just a toy.
Q: Did you study at the university?
Yes, but only in Philadelphia.

My girlfriend left me because I paid too little attention to her. Or something in that spirit. I don’t remember what she told me.

I watched porn yesterday! % of
WOW : What? With your audacity? and porn? Where is? O_O
In the mirror. She did not close the door of the closet. ^ ^ ^

The Lady:

What is the point in all nail lacks such a short brush, which does not reach the lacquer already when a whole third is filled in the container? Butterflies, manufacturers of nail dye products are brutally trolling us.

and
Tell your man to do the following: open the bottle, clean the brush to the base of the stem with a liquid to remove the lacquer, dry for 10 minutes, heat the stem closer to the base with a lighter so that the plastic becomes soft (clean with a liquid to remove the lacquer is necessary - otherwise it will burn), and stretch to the desired length. I’ve done this operation for my wife several times.

PS: It's not about poverty, it's just so real that it's easier than a lacquer to buy)

How heavy is the dog age:
In the rain, in the snow, and in the rain.
A man is chasing from home.
It makes you catch!

I’ve spent my whole life with cheap $15 headphones. I recently received a gift for $200. And, apparently, my favorite song is performed not only by a drunk keyboardist and bassist, but at least another guitarist, flute player and someone with a triangle. The keyboard may still be sober. At the end of the recording, someone was very quiet. O_O

Enjoyed a curious question on the movie site: "Don't tell where to buy the same grass that was smoked by the translators who translated the title of the film "Seeking justice" how "The Hungry Rabbit attacks"?

There is no more sad spectacle in the world.
The falling member of a man at the mine

True friendship is to transmit 7 gigs via Skype.

We have a small building in which we work.
Not so long ago, a new cleaner appeared, a young maid slightly over twenty, with the intelligence of a fifth-grade and the eyes of a poor cow.
He killed me the day before.
I am sitting in a warm and light toilet, reading a book.
Here steps behind the door, pull the pen, the door is closed.
Five-second pause and the alarming voice of Vicky:

Who is there?? to

So what to answer, Blake? The militia? The sanitary? The Santa?? to

Through the compressed laughter he gave up his own!! to

seemed to calm.

c - student, z - deputy dean and teacher of metro machinery

Q: How long do I need to take the course?
Q: In general, until May, but personally you will be riding with me at the department on December 21, 2012, all normal people will die at home in front of the TV with the family and you with me at the department :)

c) The Phoenix

She started doing repairs in the kitchen, allowed her daughter to paint on old wallpapers, saying at the same time: "You can even write a matyug" (she's already a big girl, 12 years old). I go into the kitchen after a while and see the inscription on the wall with large letters - "MATYUYUG" - This is education!!! to

Why Do We Need Cognac?
Would you like to love this beautiful nymph tonight?
Oh yeah yes!
What about a charming small armored train?
No is!
That’s why, Constantine, we need a cognac.

Discuss the patch to the skyrim, which allows you to smash as weapons any things (toughs, blades and other sludge). The first stone:
"Thanks to you!! Dragons on the Ride! The damage is small, but psychological trauma - for a lifetime! :D :D :D :D "

xxx: For several years I met with an ex-girlfriend who principally preferred to sleep at the wall. Now the new girl just explodes the brain: she sleeps no less principally. I have a paradigm break!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Take them both into bed and sleep in the middle.

Prep is frank:
I was once spied by students, so one got a notebook and asked me about it, and the other on the phone shoots..."

Kholodkov Bros.