I worked in a cosmetic warehouse. There was a lot of interesting things, but the most brought the phrases of men of varying degrees of arrogance and brutality:

and Maiax! Where are the grape peelings?

Demon, bring me an anti-cellulite scraper.
in a minute
“Dimon, I said anti-cellulite for my ass, and you said for my body.

“Tol, give me all the goat milk that I have, I miss it.

Oil, butter, butter, tonic... who did it? and Vadim? How many times to say, here is only oil, the tonic has its place!

When I was born, there was no one at home. On the table was a note: “Milk in the refrigerator.”

Why do you think the princesses are fucking?! to

They eat them, they eat them. and banal.

And virgins require for complete confidence that the spice in the form of male sperm will not be found in the food.

Admin of Basha! I smoke, obviously, what I can't do for a long time in Popeye. B. Fopyem needyobny, in kótopoum capit xaoc, pletchytcya coti cote cote cote cote cote cote cote cote cote cote cote cote cote cote cote. So why shouldn’t we be able to do this so that you and I can’t do it?
I would like to add a quotation of quotation. Chennai Madurai Salem Delhi Mumbai Pune Bhopal Trichy Tirupur coimbatore Cuddalore Dindigul Erode Kanchipuram Karur Nagapattinam Namakkal Perambalur Ramanathapuram Pudukkottai Thanjavur Theni Thirunelveli Thiruvallur Thiruvannamalai Kerala Vellore Virudhunagar Agra Gujarat bangalore Puducherry India Kolkata Hyderabad Madras Karnataka Answers can be issued ppimitivno - cvepxy-down, by xpoonology. Ppičem, take, take, jak and ceičac, každjajaja citata co vpeemeneem ymipaeet. Umipaeet gouldnaya - icchezaeet and ee ctpanice co wceimi otvetaimi (otherwise, that ctpanice would be gouldnaya in Bezdnaya years), ymipaeet otveta - on icchezaeet co ctpanice obcydzenie (as well as she is not gouldnaya). Pepexodia in Howye or in Lychee, citations of the outsiders are lacking.
You can do, you can do, you can do, you can do, you can do, you can do. Ho, in love clychae, eye ppošy, take care of this.

Not everything is a puddle that weighs

>> who will be the first to make fun of men's socks and pads, calling them "pedoric"?

Yes, a car of varieties of men's socks - starting from thermal underwear and ending with all kinds of biking and cycling. Why fight for them?
On the number of men's pads, I'm not aware - I know only sanitary and in various mechanisms. Not them?

But Musk has come up with the best way to get rid of the corpse, and everyone is in front of him.

Ahah, I remembered how one day my mom and I attacked a very good bowl in the retail store and I wanted my husband to buy one, I liked the two most - with a deer and a retro car. I tell my mom, say, with a deer cool, but it won’t be the kind of “you are a deer,” you think? Mom was extremely surprised and said, “And with the car, you are a car, what?”
That read does not come to mind at all.

Xxx: By the way, yes, and why do men not take hospital when a child is ill?
Where does this false infa come from? My husband went to the hospital with small children. It was more profitable so. He did not suffer from this unlike mine (my was much higher, etc.). Well, and profit in the form of improved understanding and deepening feelings to the doll.
The other issue is that this is more an exception than a rule.

He said right!

>> – Have you heard of it? Drunk, he walked into a tiger’s wheel. He broke through the fence, pulled off the net with a stick and tried to take a picture with the tiger. He was broken into pieces.
That’s what he needs, shameful.
Do not say that! This is Victimblaming! No one has the right to tear a person into pieces. It doesn’t matter if he was sober or drunk. It simply cannot be done!!! to

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It is correct to keep these primitive wild animals locked in a cage away from people. Whoever does it is a samurai. And if they break out and not in a cage, but in a dark street attack or clamp into the club - shoot on the spot without a lawyer. They are not people, stupid cattle.

I was still studying in the universe. There was a lack of scholarships and I had to go to work. Set up in the totalizator at the point of sports betting to take. The salary is small, but a very convenient schedule. From some point on, a man of intelligence started betting, such as in glasses, with a portfolio and in a suit. In 8 out of 10 cases, his bets were won. The man can see that he understands precisely, and not from the bowl is betting.

I decided to play too. I made the same bet on my own behalf. The money went, and the phone was enough, and the pieces were new. You can say that this man with his stakes fed me all of my studenthood and two years later.

And then that man disappeared, maybe he found a point closer or something else. Without a man and his bets on the point, it became not interesting and not profitable to work, so I resigned.

It was the easiest money in my life.

xxx> In our time, mechanics is as atavistic as a horse. It’s like getting the pleasure of making the car with your hands.)
yyy> You will be surprised...

Once they talked.

So that, given a wealthy aunt, you could not think about money, and that the aunts would find us themselves.

Kiev is ready to take the guy to perform the assignment function, in exchange for providing a rental hut and some amount of money for the spikes. The amount will depend entirely on the quality and variety of allocation. Requirements: brunette, age 20-27, height 190+, without a bluse. Blue eyes are an advantage. Seriously, keep the contacts.

- During the winter falls somewhere 40 kg of snow per 1m², if they don't sneak.
But he gets bored. Right from morning. Those who are tractors.

All these winter fun.
HH: not mine
WOW: Yes
You just haven’t tried it.)
WOW: It is great!
Wow: and then wow, after skiing and in the bath, 50 grams of eggs under the cucumbers and in the stove, then you fly out so hot and dive into the snow! colic throughout the body, and running back into the steam under the wings, along the way do not forget 50 grams, so repeat 3 times
Then washed with shampoo, and at this time the fireplace is already burning and the strawberries are marinated.
We go to the house, there heat and the stove is melting, we sit down, we drink the ice night, we wait for a shale, a music on the background.
Q: When are we going out?? to

“I am also looking for technical translators from banal English, any gender, even transgender, but only after performing a test task in the form of not the most complicated page from the documentation we actually got. Oh where are they? not there. Even if the candidates overdo even on our small salary.”
Those who at the beginning of the two thousand worked from 6 cents for the word of the original on projects of Microsoft, Intel, large IT vendors - never burn with the desire to work for a "little salary", and either work directly with customers, or have left the industry at all. Students and housewives come to you. They killed the market of qualified technical translators with rates, schemes of payment for coincidences and orders for machine translation - what are you crying now that no one of the professionals for three pennies wants to work, and who wants - you don't need it for nothing?

If you remove from the film "The Other World" all the fantasy about vampires and the reverse, it will remain the story about the conflict of Poles and Romanians.

I am a photographer, there is a lot of work that requires patience.

So it happened today, with the client picked a bench in the park with a beautiful background, noticed and headed to it.

But not here you were, out of 100 benches in the park, God's inflated was chosen for us.

Well, what to do, having decided to take another bench, went to equip. While preparing for the shooting, the client decided to try his luck and ask his grandmother to sit down.

Torture is not torture, then the client (K), grandmother (B):

Q: Good morning dear, please move to another bench, we need this for filming.

B: This is my bench.

Q: Okay thank you.

B: Okay man, I’ll sit down!

Q: is it true? Thank you more!

B: Thank you in your pocket, 5000 rubles!

The client turns and leaves.

B: Okay, well well 1000

Q: No thanks, we will do it.

After a failed attempt, we decided to take another. But then the grandmother stood up, came and sat down on our bench. We silently gathered and moved where we originally planned.

They went over, the grandmother stood up and came to the village. He talks cold. We are busy here, if you do not notice. To which we get a negative answer, and breathing, we go to the "cold" bench. Yes is. My grandmother stood up and came here. He talks hot.

So we go back :)

The picture repeated, but did not sit down, laying all the things on the bench. What got a portion of insults, what all the bad, and all the deeds. She turned and left.

After breathing with relief, I started working.

But our rest from old age did not last long.

I look at this person going with the security guards, already in the head started to roll, which she complained about :)

But this, I did not expect, the grandmother said that we stole 5,000 rubles from her.

The pirate stealed unnoticed, telling our version to the police, they fell into confusion, under the threat to smash the criminal, the grandmother confessed that we did not steal anything from her.

And here’s a bad scene, so does grandmother get a cigarette and smokes...

The law enforcement officials apparently realized that they had not been pulled out in vain, and they got papers and such things: “That’s a citizen, we smoke in public places”.

I went to the pharmacy today, in front of me buying a man (looking 50 years old, quite strong, a small beard). The following is the dialogue between this man ("M") and the seller ("P"):

Q. Do you have a cough syrup? It would be delicious. (I smile at myself: “daughter or son takes”)

P (with the same guess, smiling) - and how old is the child?

M is forty six.

Today my boyfriend spoke with friends about how much time takes girls to get out of the house (cut hair, makeup, etc.). I said, “I never waste time on such a mess.” My boyfriend looked at me and said, “Maybe I should?”

LIFE from SHIT

#matstat, gender differences

Let us uncover the great secret. All this intriguing statistics in practice is meaningless. It’s about large amounts of data, not individual examples.
Take a simple analogy: the size of shoes. Let’s say, we know statistically that the most people on the planet are with the size of 41. But no one will pair exactly 41 in shoe stores, relying on statistics. And no one will mock and insult people looking for a size of 36 or 45 (bggggy, the fools, still know that the majority have 41!). And coupling life and profession in this way is considered completely normal. Well, yes, we are social animals, if society broadcasts something to us - at least with contemptible smiles, when we dreamfully hit the 45th size instead of the 41st, - we are very likely to give up and walk in the 41st, and louder of all to oppress the bastards who have gotten so greedy to shoe the 45th, rather than to suffer like us. The smart ones have been found.