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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №14288
 07.02.2009
The incident in the Gulf of Aden.

Ukrainian ship captured by Somali pirates

A ransom of 3.2 million was delivered. of dollars. Seeing that amount.

Ukrainian sailors with bare hands strangled pirates

They fled in an unknown direction along with the ship and the cargo.





by Andrew (c)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №14287
 07.02.2009
XXX is
How do I know my iPad?

YYYY
I need a rosette.

HHH
Okay she

YYYY
Stay here!!! to

YYYY
It is fucking :(

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14286
 07.02.2009

46407 (saved 2009-02-04 at 23:10)
I noticed an interesting detail:
In Moscow, when crossing a street with unilateral traffic, pedestrians still look at both sides. In any case.

Moscow drivers are so harsh.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14285
 07.02.2009
Something strange...nothing hurts and I don’t want to sleep...I probably got sick.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14284
 07.02.2009
From the forum:
1st :
Where to evacuate in the event of a nuclear attack?
2nd :
I will go into the woods, find a suitable mushroom, cut a nest in it, lay eggs and shut myself with a thumb and sleep peacefully.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14283
 06.02.2009
The law of hanging:
Where you do not hang a jacket, when you are shooting, there will be at least two more hanging on top!and ((

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14282
 06.02.2009
After reading the basha, the impression is created that half of the planet's population is dibil, and the second is Sisadmin.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14281
 06.02.2009
XHH: What are you doing?
I eat yogurt, but it tastes like something else.
HH: Did you not know? "Other" to the reverse - "Yogurt" enjoy)))))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14280
 06.02.2009
The contacts in the Aska gradually flow from the Work group to the Friends group.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14279
 06.02.2009
In the contact group “I don’t understand programming!”

The survey:
Why are you in this group?

I don’t understand programming =) — 55 (61.1%)
entered (a) for quantity =) — 2 (2.2%)
...
joined since IRA is my girlfriend =) — 5 (5.6%)

I think Ire the fucking...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14278
 06.02.2009
He is:
Here you are lazy...I would be lazy with a stick out of you!

She is:
I am afraid that one stick will be small.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14277
 06.02.2009
I was driving like a bus. Next to her was a young woman with a child. And the child is so talkative, communicates with everyone. Suddenly asked
Mom, how old are you?
It is inappropriate to ask women about their age.
Mom tell me!
and 19
What are you lying? You are 28.
It started on the bus! xD

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14276
 06.02.2009
Sunny Girl:
And do vampires throw on girls when they have critical days?

by AardFox:
When vampires have critical days, they generally throw on everyone.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14275
 06.02.2009
by ZOLTM:
Do you know Vladimir Medvedev?

by Yule:
and as

by ZOLTM:
By the way, who is he?

by Yule:
The owner =))

and ZOLTM:
Are you a blonde?

by Yule:
Don’t give God these idiots.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14274
 06.02.2009
K to:
K to:
K to:
K to:
K to:
Anna Lykov 18 years Russia, Izhevsk
Young people, do not write to me if: you are not yet 25 years old, if you live with your parents, or rent an apartment, if your monthly income is 30 tons.
Who I want to find:
Dedicated, successful and generous.
And I warn you immediately, I demand a lot.
= is
She really thinks that at 25 with a salary of 30+, my apartment, car, etc. I need a paid 18-year-old hole of darmood? >_<
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If it’s the same one who said when you went on with your mathematics, then there’s already a monument.
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This is a real questionnaire. Search on the website of the momba in Izhevsk 18 years old with a photo, she will be somewhere in the top ten.
____________________________________
Wow look for it. Send it to her in a message. Let him think.
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already sent :D by the way he is from Izhevsk 100th in the account, so the author doesn't have to lie :R let's see what he answers))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14273
 06.02.2009
I: Go to the cinema
She: I cannot
I: Why
She: I am pregnant

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14272
 06.02.2009
[Ink] listen to
What will we do after the fifth class?
IKE@: Are we with you?
[Ink] is
IKE@: students with higher education

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14271
 06.02.2009
He is: O
She: What kind of hera is this?
This is the wedding ring: Come out for me, brother!
P.S. I knew you were like that, but so much! I agree ^_^

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №14270
 06.02.2009
Leon (18:23:11 3/02/2009)
And I wondered one brought a system, filled........
............
The Blood!! to
Leon (18:21:57 3/02/2009)
He got stuck in the cartridge.
He could not pull out.
Then he began to kick out the card rider himself.
Nor could
He pulled out the DVDyuk without dealing with the comp, and when he went to the card driver, he scratched his hand and poured the system of blood.
He was offended - struck the system with his legs, then returned to him and kicked him up with a hammer.

As strange as he just broke the flash)))))
All the rest I reanimated))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14269
 06.02.2009
All babies are stupid.
I am a dalbaeb...
We live in harmony :)

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