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[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №26133
 17.02.2010
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I teach my grandfather (72 years old) to treat the compound. He has already learned a lot. Now is the time to go to the internet. I explained for a long time, but my grandfather finally understood everything and began to joke inet himself.
And today on my mail came confirmation of registration on FullTiltPocker no... pornoDED. I am proud of my grandfather. and :)

Hello to you Alyssa =)

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26132
 17.02.2010
Boys, this is what you set up "chips,chips". You can’t imagine how great it is to be a boy! I want to be a boy!! During menstruation, you lose the main joy of life!
I want sex, sex. and sex! XDDD

Bring it somewhere... Suddenly somebody doesn’t know what girls want too! 😉

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №26131
 17.02.2010
Why are you all so worried? We will make our Olympics. Special chose a place where blackjack and prostitutes have been around for a long time!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №26130
 17.02.2010
Well, all the fucking demons were rushing over the name Loh! This Loch at the moment earned one more gold medals than the entire Russian national team combined... it is worth thinking who has the name of Loch, and who has the fate...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №26129
 17.02.2010
News on News2.ru: Representatives of some species of ants, when deadly ill, voluntarily go to die away from the colony, so as not to put it at risk.

Pleased with the comment:
In my opinion, the conclusion that they do this for their healthy fellow tribes will be drawn by the ears. Maybe, ants just want to be alone before death - to gather with thoughts, summarize, pray, after all!

[ + 67 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26128
 17.02.2010
The puppy was picked up a few days ago. Dirty all, thin and wet,
and hungry. They brought home, washed, and fed. It was a born fox.
My wife and I have the same story.
Did you find the puppy too?
There was a fox too.

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26127
 17.02.2010
During the search, the suspect was found a whole box with TCP/IP packets.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №26126
 17.02.2010
XXX (22:17:13 16/02/2010)
Our biathletes seemed like yesterday with our footballers cuddled and fucked.


[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26125
 17.02.2010
LOL was on a pair of speech communications yesterday.
Prepod: Do you know why, as part of the ethics of business communication, inviting men-partners to visit should not be offered to take off their shoes?
A girl from behind: Because chemical weapons are banned by the Geneva Convention...

The audience was lying.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №26124
 17.02.2010
xxx:...We have a new young lawyer in the Notary Office, looking all so serious...
I was very surprised when I found this one!Notarily certified! document : "My secretary Annie has oh*enny breasts!". The signature. the date. The Print.

[ + 101 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26123
 17.02.2010
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Some are writing well, some are writing on the caps, and some are going to be ejected by the claw!)))
__________________
God give you health! You made me feel so good this morning! =) is

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №26122
 17.02.2010
There was a smoking conversation:
I know the answer to the main Zen question, “How does the cotton of one hand sound!” I knock with one hand
Are you sure you found the only correct answer?
and yes!
If I were your teacher, I would have to fuck you with a stick for that.
Well, if I were your student, I would fuck a stick in response.
Now you need to understand where the martial arts came from in Shaolin.
and ROFL

[ + 52 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26121
 17.02.2010
My sister caught me on the fact that I’ve been reading BOR for half an hour with a stony face.

[ + 75 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26120
 17.02.2010
I go home today, next to the traffic girl on a small Mercedes, nice one, the song was singing, just she had not yet seen that on her right board is written on the dirt with large letters "I park like a p_yes!!!" )

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №26119
 17.02.2010
February 23 - All-Russian feast of foam for shaving.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26118
 17.02.2010
I teach my grandfather (72 years old) to treat the compound. He has already learned a lot. Now is the time to go to the internet. I explained for a long time, but my grandfather finally understood everything and began to joke inet himself.
And today on my mail came confirmation of registration on FullTiltPocker no... pornoDED. I am proud of my grandfather. and :)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №26117
 17.02.2010
Mind: And when cremating silicone chest melt and eye. Comfortably pack the remaining dust in a bag.

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26116
 17.02.2010
I will suffocate my cat.
Do you eat sausage? ))
No, I can’t sleep at night.
I taught him when I walked in the pot - praised and smote after "a-a"...
“Now at night he buries his affairs with grief, until you come, praise him, and cheer him.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №26115
 17.02.2010
Taken from the forum, the spelling is preserved:
"Author by Marika
Date: 26-01-10 08:49

I love my boyfriend very much!!We have been together for 4 months, our parents are familiar.But he is very strange behavior.I am afraid of the future with him,he react strangely to simple things.he does not feel my smell,he is uncomfortable when I have a rash and all that.I often have gases,I explain to him that I am not going to keep them in myself,I may tell me to stop breathing.And he does not understand me!I try to release them as quietly as possible if we are uncomfortable but he is not enough!!What should I do?Mom says to leave this guy but I am as sorry for him.I think he will disappear without me :("

[ + 113 - ] Comment quote №26114
 17.02.2010
People support the man who hacked the video wall. This is not your empty foot! Friendship with you!

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