I won a beauty contest!
WOW is good. What had to be done there?
ZZZ: Well there is a diphile, they look at you as you are cared for, how you have your body, a talent contest to sing or dance.
Does this remind you of nothing?
xxxh: defile, evaluation of care, talent competition... I think I remember. We were in this competition in 98, right? Only then was it called a large breed dog exhibition.

Correspondence with a classmate, now a biofak student:
XXX: I gave up my body. 3 but gave up.
YYY: AAAA AAAA! Students take organs at exams!!! How to live without the liver?
XXX: The body is nothing else. Last year I gave an anal.

I searched the internet for contour maps, stumbled on 'Download audio book "Contour maps. History of Russia.' takes 425 minutes, I thought.

You are my biggest disappointment. If I knew who you were and what you were, I’t talk to you. Great was faith in conformity with the image of reality. Melancholy smart beautiful girl
Dark Water: So I am a funny, stupid, ugly boy.

News: The United Nations recognizes access to the Internet as a basic human right
Ogre: But people without the internet never knew about it.

The daughter has a large soft sheep that tells stories.
Imagine in the silence of the night from the corner a quiet stealing voice "Hello baby. Be comfortable with..."

There are now in the room:
Vladilin, X-boy, ridiculous_catE, pider-man:D, ZaebalaZima
...
The user entered the room.

The boys are deceived! I need your help again!!! to
User X-Men has left the room
The user has left the room.
*Pider-man:D has left the room
*The user of ZaebalaZima left the room
The Hole: ((
The Lord, can you help?
I am a bot!

XXX: What is the joke? Here was a fluid student, the 5-year-olds seemed to be adults and serious people.
Xxx: now behind the shoulders of 2 universities, a candidate of science, I head a large company, under the supervision of 1,000 people, wife, three children.... But to this day in the ass of childhood ))) Either with friends we fool like idiots, or I sit in the evenings I play x-boxing with my son... Where is she, adult life??... I do not understand anything...

I’ll never, I’ll never forget what kind of nonsense I had to call somebody on behalf of the boss. Apparently he was ashamed to call... I didn’t understand why he didn’t do it himself at the time.

WOW: I sometimes trick=) but rarely, when it’s a very dumb task... I call, and while the boss doesn’t see, I drop and continue to stand with the telephone. And so a couple of times. At first, nobody took, and the shares were busy! I am not happy with my hand. Can you call me? ?

XHH: High communication skills

Wow, I wrote this in my resume ? ?

Wassermann: The progressive public at the time very violently protested against compulsory psychiatric care – as a result of which the existing system of such assistance has been almost completely destroyed, which, as can be seen by the naked eye, has very badly affected the state of the most progressive public.

Tarsius Sapiens: I loved Indian cinema as a child. "I have the same mole on my left ass as on my right! My sisters are my sisters!"
Hitter: =)))))))))))))))
HITCHER: Why are the two buttocks dancing?

I sent a questionnaire to the passport through the portal of state services. Not only is it that as a result, you still have to stand in line to give the receipt and show the passport, so instead of immediately registering the questionnaire electronically, print it out and drive it through a scanner that recognizes this questionnaire! All this happens in one office. Innovation is fucking.

Conversation with a 17-year-old husband:
“This is what your son will say to you when he grows up, ‘I want to go to ballet, your fencing in the ass!’”
And I will take the sword and answer, “I gave you birth, I will kill you, protect yourself.” Let’s see what his ballet will do.

When I was 6 years old, my mom found my note to Santa: “I want everything.” Years go by, the same desire.

In Bukvoode on Nevsky. I approach the saleswoman, I ask: You have Sokolov "School for Fools" Publishing "Alphabet". She cried out to the whole room, “Girls, we have an alphabet for fools, for school.” A man needs.

From the CentOS website:
Who is pleased to win
Shame on our team.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I went to Linux.
I have my native wine!

WOW :
No wind, in the p*du macOS
Where is my good old two?

ttt: They took a scooter in a rental in Spain. The renter looks at my driving license, there is only category B. It says that the scooter needs category A.
ttt: I turned the certificate backwards, where all categories are explained.
ttt: He believed I had all the categories and gave me a scooter!)

Fuck, and only at work I understood how busy it is to smash the condensate on the cookie, bending it from side to side.

XXX: There is a defile in the wedding dress
YYY: in wedding sweaters
YYY: With the hearts
ZZZ: Wedding sweaters
Zzz: I now know what the Sisadmin wedding looks like
yyy: sweaters, dance under skyrim, beer with marakuya
zzz: and pasta on the table
YYY: Rings of a Pair
Yyy: Pelmen and Draniques
zzz: and instead bitter "For the alliance!"
xxx for root!
In the name of the Order!
XXX: A competition to gather the network for speed. Collection and disassembly of note
XXX: Launch of the scarf under the Ubuntu
YYY: Half Life on Speed
ZZZ: Championship in XC
XXX: The bridegroom instead of the bandage, removes the bride's shirt
zzz: search for the stolen bride by jeeps navigator
yyy: search for a bride in google))
And the bride does not throw a bouquet of flowers, but a set of loops.

at work.
I am a credit agent on Ipad.
C is hello.
and hello. What is your "soap" personal?
Pause and palm!