You are so typical blonde that you have cockroaches in your head – albinoes.

Why can you only buy a decent shirt in a sex shop?

d: By the way, what was the talk about time management?)
S: I remember that the rapporteur could not come.
S: First delayed and then postponed the report.

Do you remember when we fought when in some game there was a warning that the office is not responsible for damage in real life? How does the game hurt in real life? I will have to reconsider my views - yesterday I played in Skyrim (yes, I still live there) and when I turned away from the fire of the dragon, in reality I also usually turn away, knocked my mouth on the closet next door. Today it hurts the ear and mouth to open. These games are not so safe.

nfrcf@lj: Here the people were speeched that in the TS the circular trousers are prohibited from selling.
Zloradskij: The TS is where?
NFRC: The Customs Union
Zloradskij: This is probably the ancient curse of the Atlantians. No matter what kind of Union the Russians built, for some reason he always wants to leave his victims without cowards.

The beard does not grow in the middle.
I thought he had Moses there.
XXX: And it went to the people.

From Corporate Chat
XXX: We can schedule a live migration of the virtual machine to another Hyper-V host. When can the relocation process start?
Yyy: I’ll put the chocolate on what’s falling
zzz: You don’t keep your chocolate )))))))))))))))

I am writing a program with bugs for a test contest.

Lightbit: How hard it is to lock specifically.
Ol5xHd: Just write your usual code, don’t get stuck.
Lightbit: Scuco you are.

Culture is what you don’t do when no one sees you.

Yesterday I walked past the office building, from there the shuttle goes out and goes in the direction of the BMW X3. Here, I think, creature, shit shit shit, I have to work on such a car half of my life.
And he suddenly rolls and walks along parked cars. I even got a little embarrassed – maybe a normal person, maybe even almost honest. It’s so sad, and his face doesn’t seem to be very tight.
Meanwhile, he walks fifty meters and sits in a BMW X6.
And you know, I want to think about them sometimes, but X6 greatly undermines this desire.

I don’t know who to ask, but why do people who have always served the secular society (actors, singers, hairdressers, crooks, journalists, etc.) suddenly become secular society?

>>> For the first time I meet a person who still believes in the end of the world over the past year %(

If you don’t remember how we protected you from the creatures of chaos, and dragged them back into the portals, it doesn’t mean that there was no end to the world!

Control of medical psychology. One of the tasks is the history, according to which the patient needs to be diagnosed.
What do you think? What has he?
I think he’s a fuck.
and reasonable.

Do you know how long a day is on Pluto?
A total of 152 hours!
It’s like Monday on Earth.

This is:

Only after I got married, I realized that the losers are just those who can’t play computer games properly.

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In a family for complete happiness, the number of comps and TVs should be equal to the number of family members plus one per stock. Believe it.

Hi, what is new?

In the Customs Union banned circular trousers

Do you wear them, are they cowards?

not yet. Once it was banned, it would probably...
We must go against the system...

About the UGG.
Fuck you these eggs, there is a wonderful Russian thing VALENKI, warmer than eggs, look better and from friends you will only get respect! =) is

The first porn film, Night of Mary, came out just a few months after the Lumiere brothers held their first public movie.

I think the first porn film just didn’t show anyone. It was taken by the Lumiere brothers. It cannot be that a movie was invented to watch the arrival of a train.

Isaak: Usually, we are in such a situation, we use the word - "kosherny".
Said: and we’re talking about this – "I don’t want to explode"...

Vladimir: In general, one chemist in the Soviet times conducted the reaction of obtaining the substance tryptamine by restoring the original substance by sodium borohydride. The point is that borohydride reacts explosively with water. You need to drop water in the mixture in small drops, intensely mixing. It seems that the reaction is over, you need to break down the remnants of borohydride with water. Poppy – there is no reaction. He continued – quietly. Then remove the remaining water. It is like a pearl!! In general, the reactionary mixture was thrown out, the whole extractor and chemistry stumbled from head to foot. He came in a new costume, but did not wear the shirt. And the reaction was so violent that the recovery went on, and a substance called scatol was formed in addition to tryptamine. A scatol is formed in the intestine as a result of the decomposition of tryptophan - one of the amino acids that are part of protein substances. The smell of feces is mainly due to the contents of scatol in them. Moreover, the contents of the scatol in the cocoa are very small :) Imagine what amber from a couple of grams absorbed in a new suit....
Olga :D
Vladimir: What to do, in the USSR it was not possible to just go so, and buy another suit, he carried it in the chimchitsk. Explained the reason, but when he opened the package... In general, he was asked not to appear there again :)
Vladimir: By the way, the squid in a certain small concentration smells of jasmine. In general, the jasmine distinguishes the scotch, the poet smells like that :)
[17:04:55] Olga: Then I think why I don’t like the hour with jasmine...