As an adult responsible man, I don’t let my mother into my room!

xxx> what kind of shit did you throw me? I thought Anime or
xxx> Jooopt, here guys shorter in masks hell and many of them
xxx> and this is not the campaign of the fighting color in them!! Ppc didn't expect you to be so holding, fearful.
xxx> although the calves in the collars are no more so ahahah))))
yyy> Sasha, all is well, calm down, this is called a musical, Cats.

Terrorist attack in Petach-Tikva: passers neutralized the terrorist with the help of a sewing machine

One of the market workers who took part in the arrest of the terrorist, in an interview with the radio station "Galey Tsahal" told about what happened in the first minutes after the shots were heard there.

An interlocutor told the radio station that, when he heard the shots, he ran to the place where he thought they were shooting. On Baron Hirsh Street he saw a man running away. Together with others, he went after him.

According to a radio station interlocutor, it was possible to catch the terrorist near a shop for hand-working and sewing. The terrorist dropped the machine and tried to repel with a screwdriver. One of the pursuit participants took out a sewing machine from the store and hit the terrorist several times with it to silence him.

Kavilor: Terrorists are fleeing all over the world. And only in Israel they are chased all over the street.

I am sitting down and reading in a hurry. The doorbell... persistently so-called tears (even not having time to drop). I open—the aunt stands with the lighthouse and evilly says—"Suddenly check the water meters! Enter for inspection!”



I go in, I say, take off my clothes, I’ll be happy in the bathroom.



No is! You can hide the magnet if you have it! He broke into the bathroom, turning on the light.



Within 10 seconds she also broke back and disappeared without words in the entrance. The counters did not even check...



Uncomfortable how it went.

Layk: Yandex news: "Producers warned the Ministry of Agriculture about the possible rise in milk prices". The news itself looks ordinary. But if you compare with other information: "Indonesia significantly increased the tariffs on the export of palm oil" - it becomes terribly interesting)))
and #8205

<XX> what presses text files stronger than bzip2?
<YY> Do I need to get rid of it?

If you want to scratch your heart again, keep in mind that there are two continents on the planet named after one man.
+ is
He is not even the first-inventor.

Topic topic in the forum: Describe your preferred programming language in one line
One of the answers:
Lisp (ide without syntax illumination) is the 265th clutch, or still the 264th?
Lisp (ide with lighting) - RAADUGA! The whole world of rainbow sk()() b()() k! Even the sky, even God!

We have a worker on all hands master. And one day the boss sent him to one of our offices "put" doors.
The work is done, it is a sin not to mention this case - the store is nearby. Upon returning, he got in the eyes of the boss and he asks him: "Well, they put?" and he answers: "What they put! For his drinks!" The boss, of course, suspected the wrong thing.

Alexander Tishin:...And in general: what is the nonsense: "a concerted protest with the authorities"? It’s about like a thief-coordinated warning setup or a ‘violator-coordinated egg pinch’.

Rabinovich, what you gave the young people at the wedding.
- I gave a coupon to buy with a discount in my store. Good last year, but good.

Correspondence of installation engineers gave:

Evgeny: in the eye
Alexis: by feelings
and to represent
If I were a tube.
Alexey: Where would I turn?
Alexey: and where to put the resistance
To lay a pipe, you have to think like a pipe, you have to become a pipe.

This is who would take the sculpture of the whisper...

<><><>>
"The last breath of Mr. PJ" must come.

Article "How to get out of a falling elevator":
As soon as you feel that the elevator is falling, immediately lie on your back on the floor of the elevator. In this position, the impact force will be evenly distributed throughout the area of your body.

XXX: What if it is sick?
YYY: If you stay alive because you lie on the floor, there will be a chance to wash. And if you die, you will also die in sleep. Better to lie down.

When I was a little boy, I was 4 years old, my brother, who is 2 years older than me, was often allowed what was not allowed to me. Because I was “still too young.” I was not satisfied. He even made hysterics. But my mom found a compromise: she said that when I get older than my brother, I can do whatever I want. I was happy... for a while.

The shrinking merchants are not embarrassed to exhibit a naked cottage with five-digit valuables on the windows.

Dick if the people are willing to pay five-digit amounts for the ketai (more precisely, for a branded shilling no matter what), then why not trade? and ;)
"As long as there are fools in the world... " as it was sung in one educational film =)

In the morning, a weekend, I sit down, stuck in the monitor, I read Picaba, suddenly text from an unknown number: "Buy mayonnaise, butter and eggs! This is my new number.”

Well, I think, the wife from the new number writes, no one else, dressed, went to the store, bought everything on the list...

In the evening, the wife returns from work, putting out of a bag of mayonnaise, butter and eggs:

“This is how I asked! Why did you get a new number? »

and taaaak! We call an unknown number to ask who needs products there... It turned out that the aunt bought a new smartphone, rewrote the number of all the closest relatives from the notebook and, sending a message to her husband, somehow managed to make a newsletter. So the refrigerators were replenished in the shurin family and my parents.

The Conversation

Cruciferous and cabbage are undoubtedly seductive, but the Pashelons are pleasant in conversation, although they are slightly interlingual. A matter of taste, though.

No matter what you say, I still prefer vegetables to mushrooms. They have a better imagination and sense of humor. But if you want a wise interlocutor, dig potatoes. but not green: she is not very in terms of life experience, all summer glowing with her naked ass, like a prophorset...

I sit at a meeting, read about the Ancients, the Elders, the Kthulhu, I do not touch anyone, I listen to my colleagues in my ears. And then there is a heartbreaking scream, turning into a scream, full of bullying and pain.
God did not give his soul.
It turned out - connected by link a colleague who is sitting at home with the child, and it was he who issued such a scream into the microphone of my mother's laptop.

I have been renting housing for 2 years. The housewife is a normal woman, without a whimper. Sometimes we talk to her about this, we drink tea together with plushes. But yesterday, we also sat down, we talked, then a little pause and she asked me, “Listen, what’s your name?”