I look at modern youth.
Not for young people, but for children.
They ride on what they got - fireplaces, snowboards, snowboards, some kind of plastic shit that can’t be described.
This was the case in my childhood... We ran from a hill in a box from under the refrigerator)) We were filled with a full box there and this is how we came from the hill...
At night the box was dragged into someone’s entrance, and how sad it was when one morning it wasn’t found.
Then I had to ride in the TV box.

by Zanos

Happiness is not knowing what day of the week is today.

He read on one of the Ukrainian websites: “We met the Chinese New Year together with the Chinese. Cutting out of paper funny figures, decorating the room with them, conducting traditional tea ceremonies, preparing special pelmeni "jiaozzi". And the Chinese watched it all in silence, cracked the saliva and dampened vodka.”

The Estonians translated “Kamasutra”. It was fun, but again about occupation.

Some are writing normally, some are writing on the caps, and some are going to be running behind the claw!) ) )

_DoZA_: in the name of marmelade and marmelade with a filler " acquires a different, unknown meaning...

The guys! We want our athletes to win the Olympics! Please support Russia!

Olympic team from Vancouver

Alexander: No... we don’t need money and gold... post, we need to think about the spiritual, not the material.
Gorizont: our here in Vancouver is also like fasting, rejecting the gold that is unclean.

triklozoid: Helped the girl to drop the suitcase down the stairs, she said in a well-set voice: “Thank you.”

A man named Petrov Petrovich did the repair. So he told me that every time he was scorned in the Sberbank that he was stupid and didn’t need to copy the whole copy of the FIO sample.

Athletes from the Olympics will come with chocolate medals.

Do you want a task?
XXX: Household
YYY :?
xxx:cmarie, there are chips that are so sharp that they are unrealistic.
xxx: how to do so that they are not sharp, and at the same time remain edible?
yyy: can be soaked in wine to soften a little or in any other pleasant liquid)
XX: I already thought to wash them, but it will not taste good.
xxx: may the fan blow them up
XXX: To fly this fucking sharp?
YYY: And what will change?
xxx: well they are filled with some red thing that sharps
YYY: B*I, until now I thought they were in the real sense sharp.
Yyy: the type can get hurt
xxx: I even thought to write at first that the sharp in the
In terms of taste, but then I think "no, like a fool, guess"
YYY :))))
Oh no, that’s a fool ?

I don’t buy a shave foam. There are only 7 days left ?

XXX: There are two types of women
With which it is good, but without them it is even better
With which it is bad, but without them it is even worse.

Survey on Habrabrabr: "Where do you find the packaging of household and computer equipment?"
Little_mouse: I eat it all. I am a hammer.

Did you know that only females can drink blood from mosquitoes? They need it for their offspring.
He: People have exactly the same... And even the verbal motivation often coincides.

Question: Dear forum members! What do you think will be the first gold?
Answer: In the rapid descent of Tiachev and Mutko from the Kremlin staircase pins.

Once in a bar:

Give me 2 juices, please.
Which of you?
One chicken, the other beer.

to this:

"Five Shaverm" - can be said. A "five shaurms..." is difficult. Peter is thoughtful. The Cultural Capital, Ept.
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From KWN:

Some people ordered a shirt:
Give me five shakes. Five Shaurmees, five Shaurmees
Go away boy. As it should.
Closer to the roof:
Give me two shurms and three shurms.

The phrase "Let’s breathe fresh air" usually means that you need to take cigarettes with you.