From the blog of Natalia Desperata

My mom was screaming for the cat. Not at home, but at all. Uncle Sasha, our distant relative, came to visit and began to quarrel:
These cats! Everyone has cats! A wretched animal! Why a cat in the apartment? They attracted! These dogs are smart. The devotees. And the cats! They are... traitors!
Mom listened to him. And not disappointed:
and Sasha. Which cat betrayed you?

The selfish

My child (healthy front) chatting with someone on the internet sitting on the floor and really crying. All the fools, all the fools! I am a fool!"** by

He is right. This Zen to know - the sooner, the better.
On the other hand, if everyone gets smarter, who will fight? All at once will engage in useful affairs and education, the rise of sciences, arts and economies, general welfare, a 3-hour working day, apples on Mars... Who will allow this?

Fuck you fucking. My boy (healthy front) chatting with someone on the internet sitting on the floor and really crying. All the fools, all the fools! I am a fool!"

Across the world, protests are accompanied, depending on temperament and local traditions, with shots, fires, fights, and other entertainment for every taste and fitness.

Greece: The crowd lazily slipped after a full-fledged lunch and a long siesta, wiped out about the weather and local gossip, corrected anecdotes. They hastily reached the nearest state institution, carefully scattered one, one, window. Impressed for a year ahead, and separated, discussing that it was probably a very daring act, and the government was no other than in horror.

As long as you are on a submarine, you must love your homeland continuously. © by

The problem of future historians: “The Darkest” and “The Sunshine” are the same person.

XXX is the game. In two words - you have a set of cheerleaders - and you give them commands by hitting the combination in a tactic.
YYY: It looks like a manager job.

Don’t ask for

= What, seriously there are training "How to become a successful boomer?"=

To me, quietly standing at the stop, the lady of unglamorous and indestructible appearance and obviously over 30, several times approached young men pale with eyes burning with the words "let's go fucking." Then they quickly made their legs. I lost in guesses exactly until I was explained by colleagues that there are all kinds of training, and the exercises in them depend on the degree of stubbornness of the coach.
With little and beggars, m.b., something similar.

The boredom has attacked. The grief is green.
Do the bonding. It takes time, hands and brains. It distracts from everything. One of my classmates saved 50 times.
From boredom or from grief?
From a broken nose. I had the habit of hanging in the breaks. She had the habit of showing me up. But when she had to break into the shrub, my hands and brains were busy counting the cock.
WOW: Definitely not boring.

The trousers are turning...

This is when a man is a fool, but at the same time is silent - everyone around is well, and he is not bad too.
When a girl tries to be smart

Classically, when discussing stupidity, a man suddenly turned into a girl by a smooth movement of his hand.

In China, a factory producing batteries for Samsung smartphones burned

The timers on the finished batteries were misplaced, they should have worked in a couple of months.

TV shows dancing with the stars, stars on the ice, now like stars with dolphins.
And I dreamed of a great idea: and today by the sound of the merging water the stars will determine and eliminate the breakdown in the toilet. The Sanitary Show!
In the dream, the idea was a fierce success.

News headlines on Yandex
Arguments and facts: Boeing interrupted the take-off at Norilsk airport due to the signal of opening the door
Russian News Service: The door of the Boeing during the take-off in Norilsk opened
Echo of St. Petersburg: the S7 aircraft could not depart from Norilsk because of the opened door
In Norilsk, the aircraft with 666 kg of cargo at take-off opened the door

To the last, it is asked to clarify that the door to hell has opened.

# throwing
Here is, seemingly, a simple question: Why do many people want to chew them when they see animals?
Why do many animals like it?

xxx> No money
yyy> More specifically
xxx> what is it?
yyy> 5000p before receipt? A thousand rpm?
xxx> "Take the points from the card, please."

AAA: What is the movie about?
BBB: Aaa, a bunch of babs are shaking at Colin Farrell.
ccc: bbb, documentary, what is it? :D
ddd: bbb, just like about our forum :lol:

Moscow police officer refused bribes in 65 thousand. by Ruth"

Such a miser as a plum in the soul.

I broke up (confirmed bankruptcy) insurance, where I did CASCO on the car. I have a new policy today. I found out that the insurance incident is not a nuclear explosion. It is offensive.

Q: Do you need to wake up?
YYY: I am working. and then

With Geektimes.

Everyone can have their weaknesses. For example, Zuckerberg is clearly not a messenger, but his nearby neighbors are clearly stressing him. Someone, on the contrary, has a house of 100 square meters on 4 cents of land (how many acres?), and squares 20 in the house occupies the wardrobe, filled with an inexpensive cloth.
Someone is buying crazy cars. Someone is spending money on yachts. Someone likes to have their own fleet (helicopters, planes, maybe even a personal airfield).
I don’t turn off the water when I brush my teeth.