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She is SaaS! I have a virus! ( by
I just installed an antivirus. Do you use them?
She is Haya. You can’t see it :'(
and hm. What does this virus do?
[she] constantly opens a window of something and downloads something from the inuit... and then writes "virus bases updated"! Will you remove him?
He is not. This is a beneficial bifidobacterium, do not hurt it.

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Here is! More such quotes in the spirit of a good tsar. And not that new ridiculous (in 90% of cases) UG, once invented, in addition to people with a short sense of humor, exaggerated stress and underestimated mental abilities.

Firstly, it’s an aesthetic topic, secondly, there is a dumb blonde in mind, thirdly, a man, apparently having something to do with compasses, and so on, because the defacka addressed him from the computer. The problems, in-fourth, finally, - a light, funny straw, understandable as the former Aitishnjeg and near Aitishnjeg, and ordinary users, and, note, without any "the audience was lying / under fire / from the back / the bus was lying on the asphalt " in the end) and no catchers and Oo. and amine.

22:31:50] Mu3a: I have already found a guy close to me in spirit..but he lives in Volgograd.
[22:32:28] Encento: and I found a girlfriend close in all respects, but she's a bass guitar, too trouble))

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The xxx:
From an American magazine:
The xxx:
"... Suicides commit suicides much more often than ordinary people..."
YYYY :
You can even say it 100% more often.

<Trank>
Dear Comrade
This is my third week of waiting for my salary.
I sometimes scratch, rushing to the window and looking into the distance, whether the money transfer you promised me does not go, does not run, does not fly on electronic waves. Yesterday I cooked my belt, because the hunger is starting to take the frogs. Save my cactus, I know it’s sedentary, I got money for normal food.

In the top: Give DDoS login.icq.com! No change of protocols.

She: and you don’t have a disc, well, which else can be recorded?
He: Why do you?
She: Yes, fucking, I didn’t get the diploma on the diskette :(
He is clear. On what subject work?
Optimization and rational use of memory

Programming Office, Timeline Speech:
"And don’t have to offer me wise solutions! I will do what I say!"

A guy from one of the asses remembered))) 12 years of age) he spotted me on the topic of whether my hair grows in my ass)))
WOW : and?
Fuck... Fuck...
WOW: and
Ohhhh no! I have lilies there!! to
The bees are wearing!! to
They are polluting!!! to
Do not be nervous.
Guess where they are!! to
by Fey...
Do you want honey? 😉

A friend invited me to the day. I decided to give him a housekeeping fork with a body painting of a culturist. I give him words.
and wicked. Regardless of your age, you must remain a macho for your wife. And to make it easier for her to perceive it, wear this fork more often when you are helping her in the household.

The second friend, who at that time was already there, but has not given the gift yet, stands up with rounded eyes and says:
You know, this form needs to be constantlyined. For this I give you...
And he got an inflatable giraffe... We could only talk somewhere in half an hour

46186 (saved 2009-02-02 at 22:35)
I go late at night to the Bas, I see a fun quote with 2999 votes. I put my 3000th plus and... rating is 4123!!! to
Who is here?! to

This is one of the most important things in the world.
You got the Moscovites, you are stupid, you are our diabolics. Russia, unlike you, lives in 11 time zones! Your deep night is the height of a working day on a hammer. So is.

Once, when the seven-year-old Mozart was giving concerts in Frankfurt am Main, a fourteen-year-old boy approached him after a performance.
You are playing so great! He told the young musician. I will never learn that.
What are you! The little Wolfgang was surprised. It is so simple. Have you tried writing notes? Write the songs that come to your mind.
I only think of poems.
This is yes! The child admired. Is it hard to write poetry?
No, it is very easy. You try... Mozart’s interlocutor was the young Goethe.

Do you know what...
The word "jabun" in Japanese means "chief, boss", and the phrase "oyabun oaba" can be translated as "boss calls". =) is

xy (17:56:43 2/02/2009)
Hi you elephant! and :)

Dude_4th_size (17:57:12 2/02/2009)
Someone remembers my name from the first time.

I bought an iMac.
Who doesn’t know, he has a system filling right in the monitor, i.e. The computer is a mouse, keyboard and monitor.
My mother asked me to teach her how to use it. She is generally a confident user, but there is also Makoсь, so it is better to learn.

I didn’t mind, I just gathered and called the phone. I run, I say for the next - turn on for now.

I return - my mom is kneeling under the table, for 10 minutes has been unsuccessfully trying to find the system driver.)))))))
When I explained to her what it was about, she also arranged a scandal that for 8 years she was accustomed to the fact that the monitor is not a computer, and now, to get rid of it, get used to it again))

Akvalangist

And I used to play with the cat ^^ he is a fat, hairy cock, beats with the flow and eats painfully

Chuma

It is a picnic! 😉

The cat, awakened, pulled and crushed so that I even heard behind my metalcoat not painfully quietly playing, after which I cut off again O_o Siju, I think I broke or not?

People are stupid...
On the TTC broke, I stand, I look under the hood, here passes a man on the merine (the speed has fallen to a minimum) and says:
I broke down, I was hungry! Not the brakes!
He throws me a snickers.

May everyone be well and I be better.