I talk to a girl on the phone. Boring communication turns into sex on the phone and in the most interesting place she says: "And here..." the call ends. After a half-minute SMS from an unknown number "And here is the stake! The money is over!"

I sit in the kitchen with my dad and eat lunch. The pigeons gathered on the window. His father was tired of it and he grabbed the towel and waved them by the window. The reaction is zero. Then comes the epic moment.
The father grabbed the knife and ran to the window and shouted:
I have a knife!! See you? The knife!! to

I could not eat for a long time.)

Why don’t you have a girlfriend?
YYY: Well, because the costs of energy, time, and the means to acquire and operate it are disproportionately high with the benefits it brings. It’s like inventing a machine to tie the ropes. You will spend a lot of time, money, and effort, and there will be not much of it.
xxx: that is, you're going to tie the ropes by hand all your life?)))

The xxx:
I’m not going to eat snipers anymore.
YYYY :
Why is?
The xxx:
Von Wolfkova ate and became a terrible man

xxx (21:45:51 14/02/2011)
How is the weather

yyy (21:46:00 14/02/2011)
and fucking

yyy (21:46:10 14/02/2011)
I am on the network.)

About the cancellation of the transition to winter time:

All the cows there are disgusted more wildly that they are suddenly fed and fed an hour earlier or later than the usual schedule. BigMacki then with a taste of despair.

xxx: You will always say "I don't want", and you will have a child unwilling.
YYY: If I’m going to always say ‘I don’t want’ I won’t have a child at all!

One film forum has a theme about computer toys and consoles, 760+ pages. And there is a constant quarrel on the topic of "Crysis vs Console". Adminov is fun, they amuse the theme constantly changing names. Now she is called "The Best Prostitutes of Moscow". Today I go into the topic and see the following post:

- Yesterday my father approached me, said: Nihua se, well, if you forgot about your computer toys o_0

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Chacha got married
WOW :
What is?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Transmit by letters
Chaplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin Choplin

XXX: virginity is an extensive concept.

Today, on women's faces in public transport, you could see who has everything well on personal and who doesn't :D

I found a piece of paper on which I wrote down what I wanted to see on Google when the morning came.
There was written: “Toxicity of metro stations and their interaction with asphalt.”

A Japanese woman dreamed of a baby. What if I left Tokyo for nine months?
In vain he threw the coin into the fountain. Crus-Kun

Merl1n: How is it?
Kanaris: The provider enslaved me by increasing the speed of the anlim by 4 times

I got an apartment from a distant relative. There was no repair since the house was built-naturally, pipes and so on. Everything is hole. I started changing the toilet, switched off the water, removed everything as required. I decided to move a little bit (the new toilet in the shape is more lengthy - it would be uncomfortable to get up in the old place) and became a perforator to tap the floor - it was necessary to make a hose. 3 hours of day. I turn on the perforator, immediately ringing the door-neighbor from below, a bullshit-looking man. He has a child sleeping, so I have to wait until he wakes up, not to wake up O_o While I tried to explain that the matter can not wait until the child is asleep - I also have a family and everyone, forgive me, want to write, the man stood with a boring appearance, and then gave me in the nose. A "child" turned out to be 17 years old and he came from the club, so he sleeps..Now we judge.

Ivan the Terrible: Advice something easy and funny
Olga Sukić: Opričnina
Ivan the Terrible: Is this a snake?

Dear Egyptian rebels!
During your actions, try not to break down the pyramids. We will not build new ones.
The Jews.

My daughter burned today. I bought a gorgeous Valentine cake, ordered a table in a great place in advance...As if our first holiday together. I meet her this morning and with all my heart: “Happy Valentine’s Day, Sun!” and she says to me: “I hate this holiday.” I either meet him alone or with some idiot. Shut up tonight?

One step to freedom (23:56:50 14/02/2011)
The ancestors forgot to throw the envelope out of the condom and put it on the commod(!)
Juicebox (23:57:49 14/02/2011)
pc
One step to freedom (23:59:01 14/02/2011)
Grandmother in a coat (going together)
And he says why you have fantasies rolling, throwing it into your pocket
Juicebox (23:59:17 14/02/2011)
Does he tell you?))
One step to freedom (23:59:17 14/02/2011)
I see all this and quiet prudently.
Juicebox (23:59:57 14/02/2011)
I thought she decided it was mine.)
One step to freedom (00:00:04 15/02/2011)
Her sister goes out and asks her grandmother to stay.
One step to freedom (00:00:26 15/02/2011)
She takes off her coat and throws it on the chair.
One step to freedom (00:01:19 15/02/2011)
In half an hour he will leave.
He asks my father to bring a coat.
He raises it up and gives it.
One step to freedom (00:01:33 15/02/2011)
It flies and flies on my knees.
Juicebox (00:02:27 15/02/2011)
You are lucky.)
One step to freedom (00:02:31 15/02/2011)
Father with widening eyes takes it and picks grandmother back into his pocket.
One step to freedom (00:02:38 15/02/2011)
The Curtain

My colleague served cookies.
I: Do you not eat yourself? You put me something there, right?
He said, “Oh, you will be cut off and Valentine’s Day will begin with me!

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