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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №2074
 28.02.2008
Groen said to everyone: "Yes, the army was strange"
Groen said to everyone: “I ate from 70 to 90 kg there.”
Weirena said to everyone: “Did you protect your homeland from perishable products?”

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №2073
 28.02.2008
[Fox]: New Beer from "Doctor Diesel" - "Feldscher Mazut"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №2072
 28.02.2008
She dropped a girl, friends in a ride, even the cat of the cock dropped out to walk...Spammers don’t spam, blenders don’t write...I decided to write an ICQ-both shob a couple of anecdotes he told...the servers are overloaded with him"....
This is fucking loneliness.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №2071
 28.02.2008
xxx: We go after the concert, we try to cross the road, and not a single bastard naturally stops. Anna has a drum stick in her hands. So, she doesn't think long, lifts her up, the first car brakes, we all the crowd and broke.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: Most of all, I thought, was the haishnik who followed.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №2070
 28.02.2008
Every day we come to work/study with the word shit, and we leave with the word shit.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №2069
 28.02.2008
HHH
No, I am just ashamed even in this anime paradise alone to go =) You imagine yourself - comes such a miracle, almost all in black, in a leather jacket, with skulls on the thickness, with a beard, with long hair, smoked with cigarettes... around the necklace and asks to sell him brown ears and brown tail about 0.

WOWU
Run and that’s all. I will tell you, very few people know about it.

WOWU
I was shorter when the punk was (i.e. the tru punk, the trousers are all in the clap and all the fucking, the ballahon that needs, the shorter type of trousers) and fell in love with the grandmother one.normal.that is, it is not a nephore.so here.she got off from the Smash, and they just released the first album.and here I am, all such a foolish and shy go into the museum and say:"Smile is?"I have never seen such a look.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №2068
 28.02.2008
What is Cunilingus?
WOW : ))
HH: Well, does this relate to the wind or to the linux?
I killed you ?
HH: So what is it?
Kunnylingus is a form of oral sex when a woman is pleased.
Q: Are you serious?? to
WOW : Yes.
It is blue!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!by 111
I thought it was a programming language (I asked our instructor on inf woman to teach me cunnilingus)
The language is also included XD
She smiled so much and said to come to see her at eight.It is blue!!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №2067
 28.02.2008
Thank you to everyone who ate the snow. In Ukraine, spring arrived 5 days earlier!

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №2066
 28.02.2008
The internet is a terrible thing! Because of it, you can start to hate a stranger. My husband’s classmate told me about an online toy. Eve seems to be. Now my personal life is in danger. At any request, the husband answers: “A day I will go” or “A day I will collect garbage” or “A day I will go through the mission.” At night, he sits in the kitchen with a laptop in this shit game, and talks on the phone with the same classmate. She whispers so intimately: "Do you see me?". They call together fifty times a day. They go to school together to discuss what happened at night. Yesterday, he went to visit him to download something to this toy... All the limit!!! to
Please place this on the basement. "Currently reading"
"Dear" I wish you the worst of all.
Fuck, I am jealous! : * (
Give my husband back, Cassie!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №2065
 28.02.2008
against
Let’s do swing?
Yamax
How is it?
against
I am with your girlfriend and you are with mine.
Yamax
Take the girl first.
Yamax
Shit is clever...
against
I knew you were burning!and (

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №2064
 28.02.2008
HHH
Do you know how much you need to suck to forgive you?? to

July
How much?

HHH
At least a disappointment.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2063
 28.02.2008
The wise speak equally to all,

The wise choose their equals to speak.

Stupid people have no one to talk to, they think everyone is stupider than themselves.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №2062
 28.02.2008
What did you dream of as a child? A boy from far and far away.

In the mid-1960s, like many of my friends, I dreamed of being a salesman.

The ice cream. Every day, free and unlimited.

The Super Delicate!



Senior, on school political information about the hard life of Americans

the poor and the homeless, dreamed at least of one eye to look at them

There is life in the midst of huge and beautiful skyscrapers. Is it, and on

Is it really so bad?



Who could have thought that in the fifth decade, after working as an engineer,

As a boss, director, and unchangeable, fate will take me to America. and

Technician in the manufacturing company and

The refrigeration equipment. I install, repair and service.

various installations producing a variety of ice cream, necklaces (the same

melting ice cream, but not to the end, often with syrup, which is pulled

through a tube), slashes (drinks with pepsi syrup, cola, etc.,

frozen and crushed to the state of snow, also suck through the pipe).

And I test, try, and just eat every day without measure. And what is strange,

It is boring!



“Fear your wishes, they are fulfilled.”

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №2061
 28.02.2008
I understood that half of the country’s population is gathering for the sake of a spell.

voting for Zhirinovsky, and the second half of the election is not at all

It is clear that Medvedev will win.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №2060
 28.02.2008
I decided to posthumously, took a disk with the "Titanic", well, in addition to it, there were 5 more sad films in the collection - "Green Mile", "English Patient" and so on.
The current of the house, having considered the label better, has long stumbled from the name of the collection. The disc was named "I WORK..." and on the side of the drawing box with towels :)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №2059
 28.02.2008
Irinusia
Tile-Tile and Tile-Tile
Better you don’t go in.
You’ve struck us all so much.
by Param-Pam
by Param-Pam

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №2058
 28.02.2008
HHH
Yesterday was the PPS.
WOWU
What is it?
HHH
You drank half a night in Tetris.
WOWU
How do you know about Tarantino? I’m playing in Tetris.)
HHH
It was without batteries.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №2057
 28.02.2008
Diana Princess
How about 23?

Poskr
I ate the shit with old friends, stuck home at 6, got up at 9 and went to the Olympics)))

Diana Princess
and the))

Poskr
YellowShock

Diana Princess
You are crawling.

Poskr
Fuck the Dalai Lama.

Diana Princess
You will write well)

Poskr
That’s all that I’ve written, and it’s like it’s all that I’ve written.

Poskr
I got half of the audience.)

Poskr
Just in the process of writing work I sit! I managed to shatatzzo, cut off sometimes and from me a delicious garlic went on to the whole audience, and when I went out, I also fucked about the door...the audience was lying.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №2056
 28.02.2008
<sav> sleeping 4 hours a day is a dangerous drug
<sav> I blink at work boylso
<sav> at 17 failed to blink - exhausted electricity at 18

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №2055
 27.02.2008
Today I decided to buy a paper piece and went to a bookstore. I approached the saleswoman (P), asking so polite:
I - Do you have a "Autostop through the Galaxy"?
P – Look here.
I am what?
P – How what? Atlases, guides, guides and maps.
I am... I need "AutoStop by the Galaxy"
P is yes.
I - Yes
P – Autostop
I am an autostop.
P in the galaxy
I am in the galaxy!!Have you ever traveled through the galaxy?
Here is the Atlas of the Starry Sky.
I am Ept...This is a book. Fantastically. Douglas Adams wrote.
A: So it’s in another room.
Go to another room. There I find another seller (P2).
I'm a Girl, "An Autostop through the Galaxy" is there?
P2 - Atlas and guides in the neighboring hall.
The curtain. T_T

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