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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №14751
 25.02.2009
My lawyer paid a state fee for filing a complaint to the Strasbourg Court of Human Rights in the amount of 5,000 euros, but lost the receipt. What can be done?
A complaint to the European Court of Human Rights is not subject to state duty.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №14750
 25.02.2009
A cute blonde came to me today in the universe and said, with tears in her eyes, “Anton, you’re counted.” I didn’t know how to tell her that I wasn’t Anton, and I went into that universe to go to the toilet. O_O

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №14749
 25.02.2009
Ask: Sanya, do you know your genealogy tree?
I know, the dude.
Asket: I understood, grow on.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14748
 25.02.2009
48987 (saved 2009-02-23 at 22:55)
XXX is
Just today ALL 9A came in mini shirts... and I have it... well.... like stress... yes, stress

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Oh all of it?? to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14747
 25.02.2009
48976 (saved 2009-02-23 at 22:10)
Contacted by...
Name of Group: Paradise
Group Type: This is a closed group, all those who wish to join are approved by the Creator.

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and the group "Ad"
This is an open group. Anyone who wishes can join.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14746
 25.02.2009
YYY: How does a guy ask for a request?
This can be done very briefly and tactically!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? to
xxx: Maybe, but I wanted to offer a more loyal way.
Please write forgiveness)))

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №14745
 25.02.2009
Lex (15:14:10 24/02/2009)
Don’t write me for five minutes.

Lex (15:14:18 24/02/2009)
Director has arrived

XSS (15:14:52 24/02/2009)
The Director!! You are a naked director!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №14744
 25.02.2009
Conversation with Bob:
XXX is
Would I fuck you?

Bolton
And what next?

...just all the desire with this answer rejected...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14743
 25.02.2009
Dialogue at the Children’s Playground:
Mother and daughter D.
Q: What kind of tree is this?
M: It’s probably an asshole.
D: No, Mommy, this is not a tree, but this, without branches, which...
M: This is, daughter, electric pillar

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №14742
 25.02.2009
Iridial: on one photo site there is a service: write a SMS with the number and the phone will come a favorite photo. I asked in the comments why not just save the photo on the computer and then download it on the phone. I was joked for this and the comment was deleted)))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14741
 25.02.2009
My parents decided to move me away. All night they are sitting argue,what to buy first: a notebook or a microwave. Orals and orals. In the end, the grandfather did not stand and issued:"You can not do without the toilet, all the rest of it!"
You will not argue.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14740
 25.02.2009
The Comrade! February has only 28 days! Pay for the Internet!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14739
 25.02.2009
The local newspaper:
To write this article, I was motivated by a recent case of two old ladies. One told the other that she did not trust the ATMs, and that she took all of her pension from the ATM and took it to the bank.

[ + 114 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14738
 25.02.2009
49144 (saved 2009-02-24 at 18:25)
49096 (saved 2009-02-24 at 14:30)
Men and girls, readers of BORA! I offer all-serunetovsky flashmob - at least one day to spend the right way, not as many are used to. Thus e. To be polite in spite of anything, to bring garbage to the urn, to skip female faces (helping them open doors), to give a place to the elderly. Try not to argue. We need no one but ourselves. Not to the state, not to the authorities, not to anyone. Let’s just start with ourselves. At least for one day. If you want, you can continue.
If you agree and do, press +. If not, ignore it. To get to the first page of the best - there are more People. I do not expect more.

+1000, I propose to do not 1 day, but the 2nd specific 8 and 9 March, we will make our women a double gift, raise their mood!

And of course, we do not arrange all sorts of drinks, namely, we do a celebration for girls! ^ ^ ^

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14737
 25.02.2009
Emotional Hits:

Venus is tired! They want freedom!

Saxon: The throat with a dead grip compresses the years...

Saxon: I’ve eaten a piece of the test, now it’s hard to crack,

Saxon: I only have to cry!! to


[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №14736
 25.02.2009
A sentence from an offended woman:
Do not touch my dignity with your shortcomings.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14735
 25.02.2009
By the way a person pronounces the word Random, one can understand that he started studying English earlier, or programming.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14731
 25.02.2009
K to:
48816 (saved 2009-02-23 at 00:30)
xxx(23:57:47 19/02/2009)
Is Minsk Belarus?

yyy (23:58:06 19/02/2009)
Belarus is a tractor.
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This is the refrigerator ;)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14730
 25.02.2009
xxx: entered in translate.google.com "Have you lived a grandfather", in English it turned out: "Once upon a grandfather yes woman".

Strange, but I did it:

grandfather had lived da baba
I didn’t put a defiant.

xxx is a baby ?

yyy: ah)))))))

xxx: da baba in da house)))))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14729
 25.02.2009
imBOT was kicked by Anidm
MAMAP – sending a large number of same types of messages
Mamap: what he wrote was off-top =
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