I have a girlfriend captain, I have the most white ticket. Go to fuck and from February 23 and from March 8.

The weekend. Saturday - went for water, for food, hit the refrigerator, washed, cleaned the carpet with a brush (the vacuum cleaner does not cane, a herd of long-haired cats lives). I prepared lunch and dinner. Sunday - I put everything in the closets, washed the floors, wiped the dust. I went to visit a friend. Walked with the child. They did lessons. Here is the evening. The husband played for two days, not spreading his back, distracting only for food. Let us go to sleep.
Husband: How tired I am!
You are still asking why single women live longer...Because they wear less in the process of family life!

5% of Russians speak Tatar. In the Russian Federation there is one state language.
The problem?

What is the problem? State language in Tatarstan

I already remembered about married/unmarried people... People, explain why a man should get married? Why a woman is married - I understand, to sit on someone's neck for a long time and have all kinds of material threads at someone else's expense + if the card is quite successful, to pick up more threads when divorcing and at the expense of alimony. And all this without any effort. And what does a man get when he marries, besides an extra cost item? And one that is not so easy to get rid of (remember about divorce and property division, right?)
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Where do you get those stories? No matter how I look around - that among my parents and their peers, that among my peers - ALL wives work equally with their husbands. Some manage to earn more husbands, often as much or less, but no couple has ever been found in which the wife is sitting at home and is a "spending item". More like some fairy tales about the wives of oligarchs than about 95% of the country’s population. Particularly, a bunch of women suffer, spit, complain about their lazy-alcoholic who does not earn anything, only asks for drinks, but advise to divorce - well you, as possible, need a man in the house / children need a father / he will disappear without me.

Why marry a man? Then, that he loves a certain woman, he cannot live without her, he wants her to have children for him. Sometimes they run, persuade, blackmail, promise to end their lives, and so on. What for a woman in marriage without effort? and none. Absolutely no one. So serious, that in general, it is a profession and work, to be a housekeeper and a good hostess in the house. That needs to be a calling. And since this is a rare vocation, it is not necessary to hinder wives in laziness because of household appliances. They are invented for that. But every married woman is obliged to keep the house clean. Cooking is also a talent. Almost all women cook every day and even several times a day, you despise the stores, you won't eat the purchased cocktails, your mom twisted three times through the meat machine and you, an unworthy woman, won't break! And get up at 5 a.m. and prepare your brownies for breakfast, as my mom always did! Do you work? Who is interested in your work is an insignificant detail. Donated little money? You sit on my neck, infection? Snoring after birth? In its use, we will find a new, slim and younger, and we will not pay alimony, we will hide the salary. Men, you overestimate your role in the family THAT...which is not even funny. Consider a woman next to you a burden - don't marry, please, never!

Stability is when you use Google Street View to look at a sign with a bank schedule, and the bank still exists, and works with the same schedule!

If you woke up in the morning
In the coat and belt
A red flag over the sofa.
rifle on the back.
If you are concerned
Looking at your entire family.
You are well met on February 23!

xxx: got yesterday a free team building to unite the team: we went to the sea, meat on the wind to eat, and two hundred meters from us some car stuck in the sand. two hours tried to dig up, worked shoulder to shoulder with the head of the staff department :D

At the airport at the entrance in his backpack
looked at. The main thing was sitting like a mouse, quiet.
I was surprised, ch...

Fuck it! Where are you doing his/her business? Arrived home by taxi?
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There are such special people called guides. I recommend: and you don't need to spend on a taxi, and the cat will be returned home if necessary.

The commentary:

Here is OP, something is wrong. In Finland, 5% speak Swedish, so they have two official languages. How many Ukrainians speak Russian, and how many state languages are there?

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5% of Russians speak Tatar. In the Russian Federation there is one state language.
The problem?
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Russia, along with Russian, has 37 official languages and more than 15 official languages.
of your Wikipedia.

...and now about Ibuprofen, the audience at your feet...

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Isobutylphenylpropanoic acid :)

here here :

The robot will not be fooled if
The right to smell and smell.
(Read with a dreamy expression)

There are guys like that too. Indeed, their ability to get acquainted is roughly the same as that of robots.

xxx: Discovered that the symptom "another 5 minutes in the inette and sleep" has a place to be in everyday life - "another series of laminate and lunch" lasted a series of 4.

This is:
For a long time I thought what a gift to give to a friend... So, a thermos in place, a meal taken, a ice bucket is there, a box in the trunk... It will be a great day, well you understand what I am talking about.
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The gift will be even better if you don’t come back. Is this a goat to a girl?

Ajika - a lot of pepper, less tomatoes, spices, without garlic.
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and ah. Do not tell the Abkhazians that adjika should be done without garlic, but with tomatoes.

Why do women live longer than men?
Because they have no wives.
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According to statistics, single women live longer than married women. Single men live less than married men. We’ll make our own conclusions, okay?

Old Pearl: I don’t have an IP or a face)
Q: What did the passport eat?

by Scuconahou:
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15 years ago, working in a carpenter on the manufacture of furniture, screws were knocked with a hammer into raw pine boards.
In fact, then I learned that a stitched screw is better than even a stitched nail, not to mention a stitched one, because with time the tree dries out and the nails don’t hold at all, but the screws...
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For the fact that you, fucks, furniture from crude pine made you this furniture in your ass and inserted,

Let’s finally show the American police a real gun! Make a booklet for them, how to distinguish a real gun from a toy, let them carry with you.
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For the sake of justice, a gun from a normal "intimidator" is really difficult to distinguish at a distance.
Brochures will not help.

[16:18:51] Count Kotovsky: My naufragus exalted all the edits of the text with nuclear flowers... It is likely that my eyes would hurt as much as his when he read my text: D Here is her, the revenge of the highest test.