<Cromus> happy looking in the window - ural blue with a booth rides
<Cromus> on the booth side - drilling company LLC "gasprom"
<Cromus> shit in general
<Cromus> non-combustible
<Dima_Ner> )))

Definitely miss it, please! A matter of life and death!!! to
About the cat sleeping under the armor column: immediately to the veterinarian! Poor perception of sounds in a cat can indicate ear cancer or something worse, check it NOW. Does he bite your nails on your feet by chance? It is also a symptom. I hope that I am wrong... (

There is no more sad woman in the world than the one looking for sex on the Internet :(

What sperm smells like!? to
He: Emm... well... how would you explain... better than the smell of a banana?
It is a banana :)
How does sperm smell?
What is a banana?

Connnndr

From a well-known forum
"... for the first time in my life I ended up because of the fact that I crave about the couch, what girls are there - the couch!!! It was just a sex bomb.)
And then I realized that girls are the same as a couch, only more pleasant..."

xxxh is a teacher who recently acquired a note. Woo - the parent of one of the students, who balls in a compass.
Communication via Skype.

8 Good night. I have a book, if I don't work with it for a while, it will turn off itself. Where are these adjustments? I don’t want him to turn off himself.
YYY : Good night. Don’t get so angry, we’ll find out.
X: You probably didn’t understand me correctly. I am not angry, I am not. I mean, I mean, I mean.

The motto of the day is "Send the enemy a whisker!"

XXX: As I have already advised, did you get into an uncomfortable situation? Do not know what to do? Show your breasts so that others don’t know what to do.

Comments on the movie on a single trailer:

XXX is one of my favorite movies.

Yyy:Yoda master understand the Russian language taught you. =) is

I think, it's okay as long as I study, you can say that there is no personal life because you need to finish it normally and bla bla bla, and when I finish to say that....?? to

xxx: "If we made girls, they would never break" (c) Toyota
What if the Lamborghini did?
They would be... powerful.
Tagged: Nymphomaniacs
XXX: Then I know a couple made on the lamp
They are prototypes.
xxx: these are pilot models)
Are there drones?
XXX is married. in Thailand
xxx: these versions have a bunch of male merits

When he bought his first machine, he found in the salon the former owner's gloves. He called, asked to return immunity) The packages were then a shortage - found what was in the kitchen. Packaging with a large inscription - "For garbage". He packed it and handed it to those he asked to hand it over. At the police station m. " and pl Rebellion " to his colleagues. I didn't want to offend him, honestly - I didn't find another packaging(((( If you read - the machine served me for four years and sold in good condition. Do not offend!

My girlfriend gave me a birthday voucher at the sex shop. Per the only worthy way to thank her would be to buy a strapon.

Cocktail "Spring":
Champagne, Martini, Wine, Vodka and Olive. Mix all the ingredients in the proportion "a; and add olive oil.

Comments on Video with a Hydrogen Bomb (100 kq tons of TNT)
Why does she have a parachute? What would it slow down?
y: Oh, so that the local population has time to record it on the phone

Day of Computer, ladies and gentlemen!
May the strength be with us!

What can adults do at work? Of course, go to the google translator, put the direction of the translation "from Russian to Russian" and choke the mother’s bits with the voice of the aunt, which begins to fuck when you press the button "Listen" =)

What kind of man is this?
This is a bear, Dmitry Anatolyevich, it is a shame not to know!
Is he, Mr. President, that I should be ashamed not to know him?
Ekbnr

AK90 (00:51:06 14/02/2011)
“Hello, right hand, I congratulate you on Valentine’s Day, dear.

She went into the room to her brother to make a comment on the loud music, and she wandered, observing the picture, like a cat, twisted into a glove, sleeping tightly under the column, where the songs of the Rammstein were played. My brother changed his mind...