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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1494
 05.02.2008
Over the doctor's granddaughter came a beloved aunt. I complained that I could not read my mail.ru email because I forgot my password. Well, I broke him joyfully, wishing to earn the glasses. Set up my password, broke inside – here, I say, all your 4000 messages! by PJALTA! And modestly standing so, stumbling... Man of the year can all...
And she looked and said, Oh... and these are not my letters... but where are my ones?? to
It turned out that she confused the address, and I broke someone else’s box... some strange woman.
Now I communicate with the sapport - I restore as it was :(
Don’t try to please the friend – you’re useless, you’re still worshipping.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1493
 05.02.2008
Raw Dad Conserve: By the way, this is the last song of this group
Little Fuck: They wrote it and died?
Harsh Grandfather Conservancy: No, they wrote it and broke up
Little Fuck: Absolutely
Raw Father Conservancy: Yes, fucking, on atoms

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1492
 05.02.2008
1: I thought one thought about relieving the catamaran. And I came up pumping balloons with helium))) I wonder what it will lead to?
If you breathe helium, then for a while the voice will be funny. Since the volume of catamaran bottles is large, you can talk like a buratino without stopping the entire holiday.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1491
 05.02.2008
HCH: *THUMBS UP* :-D <Lexa-veider> K. Rice called on Colombia to conclude a free trade agreement with the United States.
<Lexa-veider> is very interesting
<the_daily_ragnarok> What to do
NN: And they have nothing more... Even a good Colombian coffee is just a bad Colombian cocaine.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1490
 05.02.2008
On the recently opened presidential website Medvedev lacks a counter.
There is a day until the presidency.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1489
 05.02.2008
News on the forum:
On January 26, 2008, Georgia announced the abandonment of the Kalashnikov automatic rifles in favor of the M-4 automatic rifles of American production. Officials of the Georgian Ministry of Defense call as reasons for the replacement the superiority of American weapons over Kalashnikov and difficulties with the acquisition of ammunition for Soviet-developed machine guns.
The Stone:
Georgia just passed the controls to play, bugga))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1488
 05.02.2008
Mithya (13:46:12 29/01/2008)
Pleasant appetite
Senya (13:49:08 29/01/2008)
The appetite cannot be pleasant, because it is a feeling, and the feeling itself implies pleasant it or not, cold, hunger, appetite. Appetite is the presence of pleasure with which you eat. You have a pleasure. I hate this expression.
Mithya (13:50:07 29/01/2008)
then die the shit hungry, without appetite!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №1487
 05.02.2008
Fuck you moderators!! to
I suggest choosing quotes for the main only from the top of the abyss!
IMHO we (people) already know best that we like, fucking not recommend practically!

Let’s go to the top who agrees!

Respect for Relaxation

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №1486
 04.02.2008
1 of O! It is great! I'll have a day tomorrow, will you go to the shelter?
2nd Blind! With pleasure!
This is great :) Now we are provided with meat.
2 in the meaning?
The 1st :)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1485
 04.02.2008
People! 1 change the future!! We all go to elections and don’t vote for the bears!!! to

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №1484
 04.02.2008
Yyy: Hi My Rabbit &#61514; insert this text in the txt document, in the extension put.bat open it and you will see your fate!!! to

echo Chr(39)>%temp% emp1.vbs
echo Chr(39)>%temp% emp2.vbs
echo on error resume next > %temp% emp.vbs
echo Set S = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo set FSO=createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")>>%temp% emp.vbs
echo do >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo wscript.sleep 200 >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo s.sendkeys"{capslock}" >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo wscript.sleep 200 >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo s.sendkeys"{numlock}" >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo wscript.sleep 200 >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo s.sendkeys"{scrolllock}" >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo loop>> %temp% emp.vbs
start %temp% emp.vbs
start %temp% emp1.vbs
start %temp% emp2.vbs

Xxx: Hi, I’ll do it ?
Xxx: T1
Xxx: What is HNA?
Xxx: T1 and T1
XXX I will kill you.
Xxx is me.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yyy: he-he-he-he)))

nickname (19:52:31 2/02/2008)
It is blue!!!! How do you get rid of that shit?!!!! to

StormPetrel (19:53:12 2/02/2008)
and the

BRABUS: MLA can’t be put on the basement that way!!!! And it does.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1483
 04.02.2008
I walk in the street, in front of a 4-year-old boy with my mother. He points somewhere with his finger (somewhere beyond the corner, I don’t see it) and beats hysterically: “MOM! Buy it up!Mom with a strange expression of the face says she won’t buy. I get closer and see behind the corner a man with a gasoline.
The hysteria started with me.)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1482
 04.02.2008
Ir4ik: Why are you so acidic?
nata: Do you remember my friend Irina, and what did I have at DR?
Ir4ik: Well...
Nata: I recently gave birth to my daughter. My girlfriend is pregnant in the third month.
ir4ik: so what?? to
I don’t, but I’m 27!! What should I do???? to
ir4ik: you, it... don’t communicate with them, it’s, go, contagious.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1481
 04.02.2008
Comrade admin, make the inscription "and further" a little smaller, or I’m already burning...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №1480
 04.02.2008
Consultation before the exam:
<prepod>: Even if you don’t know the correct answer, say at least some hernia. Only warn me, that I may have time to command myself - stumble, Vasily Pavlovich, the shit is flying!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1479
 04.02.2008
Meeting with the participation of the employer
"And when we hinted on the additional payment in connection with the change of TZ he cried as if his herd of pederastes was catching..."

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1478
 04.02.2008
A two-story penthouse of 278 square meters in New York City, once owned by singer Frank Sinatra, is on sale at a price slightly more expensive than a panel shell in Moscow.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1477
 04.02.2008
Our corporate customer manager talks, as it turned out, by phone, quite seriously:
Listen to this Cronstein who came, you know where he came! I will tell where! Shut it down... yeah, in the same order that was yesterday I dropped it down to you...
At this time, the whole floor was shut up listening to where it is necessary to move Cronstein))))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1476
 04.02.2008
Sander: If you saw a dirty bed at home, an empty bottle of wine with two fusies, and a packet of Gandons in the garbage, would you believe it was a coincidence?
Gaga: No...
Sander: They don’t believe me either. For the first time in my life, I proved that I was a bad guy, not a cowboy.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1475
 04.02.2008
Alfi
A 21-year-old child urgently needs a beautiful defka, a blonde (or brunette) with a very rare breast size: the fourth. The mind factor is negative.
<< Ask to send out! This is NOT SPAM!

Night kiss
Have a negative Rh blood?

Alfi
Buagagagaga
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