xxx(14:50:52 14/02/2010)
Happy Computer Day!
yyy (14:51:14 14/02/2010)
You too )
xxx (14:51:20 14/02/2010)
and :-)
yyy(14:57:21 14/02/2010)
Today in all hearts.
xxx (14:58:06 14/02/2010)
Computer loves
yyy(14:58:13 14/02/2010)
Aaa...

<Mr.Myxa> Patrushitel: You hear the whisper, I asked you well, I demand a normal answer!
<Patroshiti> Mr.Myxa: I’ve been screaming you right!! to
<Dolph> Patrol: guy, use the heels )))))

Which stupid questions? You don’t hide your chest in your hand. =) is

I have such a shit in the room that my sex cloth is running away from me!

Oh, this is a fucking cat!! to

Technical support for the game.
Attention to owners of integrated Intel® video cards!
Unfortunately, you will not be able to play...

In the store. In front of the box.
1st person, the card pays away.
2nd person, the card pays away.
I am paying my card and I am leaving.
Back in the back - "Can you pay cash?"

I touched...

Call for technical support:
If I press "off" in the "modem status" window, will the Internet disconnect only to me or to ALL?

The US first shot down a ballistic missile with a combat laser at one forum, the first comment:

China shot down the first satellite with a laser...The entire province of Guangzhou raised a giant lump
and c)
Taipan

phenomenon
The white color of the wedding dress theoretically means innocence, however, given the current state of affairs, it is no longer stupid to symbolize it.
Accordingly, marrying for the second time in white is somehow quite insulting for the first husband.

<naigovan_work> Pegasus pleased
<r86_ntb> is it?
<r86_ntb> let me know...
<naigovan_work> Sending a letter from the Army
<naigovan_work> by ordinary mail
<naigovan_work> in the letter sheet with one inscription "ping?"
<r86_ntb> is a paper? OOOOOOOOOOO!!!! to
<naigovan_work> true айтишнег and in the army айтишнег!!! to
<naigovan_work> I will send him tomorrow "pong!"
<naigovan_work> also by paper mail
<DeMeNtR> need to write "Excess waiting interval"

I have a computer chat, can you help?
YYY: No, I have a business. Michele asks
X: Will it work out?
yyy: Fuck, this is a man, under the motto of power is the mind do not have to break the cooler together with the radiator from the other.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: And then under the motto of the tank of dirt not afraid to scratch it back with 2 pencils, a wrap and a toothbrush!

Watch out, baby, this is the internet, here and here you can send the fuck!

Wow, you are gone!! to

Hoh what?

Be careful, this is the Internet!

[21:36:21████ Modified 21:36:40] Anya*: I have a phoenix under my eye +_=
[21:41:05] LegionSD:?? to
Anya: I hit the bus wheel

xxx: fuck you have to do your %sitename%
XXX: with invasions and trial period
YYY: Preference and Courtesans?
How cute you are, sir.)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ẅả†$Өŋ: Where to fuck my pink bitch?
Ẅả†$Өŋ: What am I going to do?? to
I would have your problems.

Hello, I just broke my leg and I don’t want to go to the injury point. Tell us how to properly make gips at home. Melt and plasticine, what is the proportion?
I am a fool! Quickly throw the plasticine and ride in injury! If the bone is incorrectly crushed, it will have to be broken again in the same place!!! to
Q: So, will I be forced to slide on that cocktail at the entrance again?? to

Mithgol: Equipped with GLONASSRyazani’s lighthouse vehicle is shown in real time on the city’s flash geographic map. ! to
DileSoft: This is unreally cool.
Lucky Student:
In my eyes, a certain 34 bus, despite the laws of physics and common sense, passed through 3 houses at an astonishing speed and disappeared in an unknown direction.
Given the traffic jams in Peter, I really wanted to go to Ryazan, fly by bus. and :)

Previously, accountants liked to remove anything from the screw so that the computer did not work, or to shake up the settings, throw it on the айтишников and quietly remove it home. They set up the ack so that they could only click on their 1C and view the files from the flash drive, and even disassemble the folders. So here comes a young new girl (see her bugs suggested an old technique) in panic, dialogue:
and oh! My computer is not working!!! to
What happened?
- The Windows folder is not deleted.... / prolonged pause / OH!!!! to
Per I realized that I was crawling and ran red.
15 minutes passed, returned, brought a beer, was afraid to tell the boss.

It sounds brightly:
"I will take your hands off your ass!"

We argue with our wife, a little girl (3,5 years old) sits on the side, quietly painting.
My wife: You are a dumb man!
You are a crown!
Little (very quietly): And I am Dasha.