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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43174
 14.02.2011
Winter is a great time of year. The socks can easily be found on the battery.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №43173
 14.02.2011
In a conversation with a friend...
"No, I’m not going to go to the barricades anymore if anything. I have a family, children... a belly the size of two barrels of Heineken. I will be a burden. But here are a couple of machines to sacrifice with pleasure"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43172
 14.02.2011
February 14: in Japan, the holiday of naked men, in the United States - the day of condoms, in Germany - the day of the mental sick.
1111: Tomorrow you will be able to peacefully congratulate a Gondon with his favorite American holiday.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43171
 14.02.2011
From the Literary Forum:

I am angry with everything today, most of all, the subject of OBJ. The model is this:
First-second-third class: "Children, the road must be switched to the green light..."
Fifth class: "Students, if you hear the evacuation signal..."
8th Class: Young citizens of Russia! Anti-gases are three standard sizes, calculated from the radius of the head.
Tenth class: "Students, if you hear the evacuation signal..."
11th grade: "Children, the road must be moved to the green light..."
It seems that the peak of development we have already passed...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43170
 14.02.2011
WOW: Do you love me?
Tag: I love
Tagged with: bhubble
Tagged: love
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fuck you are shorter.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43169
 14.02.2011
How is the session?
I will cut the cylinder of the second order by the method of parallel sections on the linear surfaces and half-axis all off the hiperboloid you are two-band!!!!!!by 11111
Q: When is the transfer?
WOW tomorrow...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43168
 14.02.2011
Sometimes, listening to someone from my acquaintances, I want to scream "The HGH grows! See also 180! We are losing him! It is...". Then run and give in the mouth.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43167
 14.02.2011
So on February 14th:
Day of Computer;
Day of Mental Ill People in Germany
The anniversary of Chikatilo’s death penalty
the day of lovers;
The festival of naked men in Japan.
In the United States, the day of condoms.
So we celebrate the day of a falling in love, mentally unbalanced computer worker-exhibitionist, walking around the street with a condom on his ass and a poster with a photo of a chikatilo in his hands.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №43166
 14.02.2011
XX: What conclusions did you draw from our meeting yesterday?
Yyy: That a woman’s breasts should fit either in one or two men’s hands!
XXX: The Young Man

ALEN

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43165
 14.02.2011
I went to the kitchen to eat. Kitty ran with me to the refrigerator. I open the door of the refrigerator and from there a package with the inscription CHREN falls to us. I looked into the refrigerator from the cat, and there really fucking, there is nothing. They looked at him sadly and went to sleep hungry.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №43164
 14.02.2011
article-comparison of Mazda 626 and Opel Vectra.comments:

Justice: I am on the go.
I am for Opel.
Wife Bunshi111: I am for strong alcoholic drinks
I am for a strong and prosperous Belarus

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №43163
 14.02.2011
From comments to the news about the theft of the statue of Tutankhamun from the Cairo Museum:

Branch No. 158
# by
It will be replaced by the Mubarak mummy.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43162
 14.02.2011
With the power of the mask, you understand.
That is a murderer.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №43161
 14.02.2011
and drunk. The girlfriend sits in the appropriate condition, suddenly she receives a text message from her mother: "I will call at 1", i.e. I will call in an hour.
The girl looks seriously at the screen of the phone and gives the sacramental: "Mom, while you call one, I will be at zero."

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №43160
 14.02.2011
The cat walked into the servette at night and tagged the money. My lips are stupid. Now everyone will know who these 5 thousand are.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №43159
 14.02.2011
All revolutions take place under the slogan "There will be no worse!“Every time it turns out that it is even worse.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43158
 14.02.2011
I decided to take care of myself and do the exercise in the morning. She laid a blanket on the floor, lay down... and fell asleep.
I went to work (

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43157
 14.02.2011
Officials... bribes... oligarchs... police. And until October 17, there are six and a half years!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №43156
 14.02.2011
On the evening of February 13:
Tomorrow, again, this horrifying feast.
Is it Monday?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43155
 14.02.2011
HHH
Discovery member showed
WOWU
The Elephant?
HHH
humanity
WOWU
Still a man! →? to
HHH
Yes is

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