But I wonder, where is their glorious Greenpeace?
As for our artwork, please.
The giraffe is not protected.

Onishchenko was not dismissed on time. Or he would popularly explain that when a giraffe is killed, the dairy products exported by Denmark to Russia are drastically spoiled.

Hi, I do not have a quote, but thanks: when I am bored at work, in the transportation, when I do not want to read books, listen to music, when you can't fall asleep and want to drive away thoughts about urgent affairs and get distracted, I read your site and every time the mood becomes better :)
Please one. make a night version of the site, which could be switched to a black background, as in readers on the phone

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He taught German at school, then at the university. But I remember only one thing clearly. I came for a couple, to replace our German, English lesson. All languages are like languages. German is your ass. When in all languages people say, “There is no fish in this river.” In German it is necessary to say: “In this river the fish floats, not.”

Ura to! Finally, there is a quotation that corrects the teachers’ shortcomings! Russian language, physics, mathematics, biology and more - and all on one resource!!! Available, fun and with the soul!

Lene was going to the store, decided to cook dinner from what is in the refrigerator. There were only shrimp and eggs, decided to wrap an egg with shrimp. When the strawberries were cooked, I had to go to the store.
WOW why?
I have a beer.)

Straga: Chief on Friday: We urgently gather the people and fly to Sochi to help the customer!
Arrived, we work, a colleague after the call home says: the son was given to write a composition on the topic "I love the Olympiad". The son honestly wrote: My dad went on a trip to Sochi for the weekend to fix the shortcomings at the Olympics. Mom laughed and forced to rewrite: Daddy flew to Sochi to get sick for our Olympians, promised to bring souvenirs and photographs....)))))

XXX What? I do not love you? I live with you!! to
Pfff, I found something to surprise. It is my turn to live!
xxx: a wacht schedule due to the special harmfulness of production?

Google, what are you doing? The automatic translation from English delighted me for a long time, pulled a smile and so on, but when it started translating the title of the audio recordings, I fell out.
"Songs of Dwarves in the Hobbit’s Hole"... Intuitively I guess what this meant, but...

Help me find the movie:

The plot is like this: a drunk man is not in his apartment, the hostess of a cute blonde is first angry, but then they have a reluctant relationship. She has another old boyfriend.

I watched a few times very drunk before the New Year and so I can’t remember anything more. Can you tell me the name or how did it end?

XXX: The former congratulated on St. Mary's Day. and valentine. I wish you a night full of magic, magic and mysteries. How did she know I was going to play in Skyrim all night?! to

Happy Valentine’s Day, my dear. Have you bought yourself something?
A new calendar on the wall.
What did the old man not please you?
Well, it was last year, idiot.

<mrwolfe> one problem – he’s crazy – when he’s already at work, I don’t even have a alarm clock.
<mrwolfe> We have three or four hours of teaching.
<zlaya.botansha> )))
<zlaya.botansha> and you build it!
<zlaya.botansha> said "you why come so early! An excuse for early arrival!"
<mrwolfe> Well in what world do we live? How Can I Build a Rainbow for Early Arrival
<zlaya.botansha> well I am about it
<zlaya.botansha> chicken poop
<zlaya.botansha> overwhelmed the entire planet
<mrwolfe> you know, I think they're a minority, just the frogs slept the meeting where the mode of work was discussed

A pair of economics:

The less our currency is secured with gold, the lower the rate of the ruble.

Student:...what we see: Plushchenko withdrew from the competition, we missed 1 gold medal, as a result of which the course the next day fell by 90 kopecks

to this
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At the expense of the Olympics: I live in the village of oil workers.And all, without exception, did not give the thirteenth salary.So they said that "the thirteenth went to Sochi".Wake up, Lord!
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I want to upset you guys. You have a great boss ;)
Sochi has nothing to do with it.

by this:
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here here :
to this:
printed on a 3D printer a female torso, according to the view of Viner Milosskaya

The winery? Is it crazy, Winnie?! to

There is a beautiful test word "everyone".

I’m afraid to ask... And what vein, which vessel, relates to the name of the goddess/planet? You are here to Vienna, which is a city. Venus, of course, is still through "e".
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Because to the skin - the vein (which vessel) has no relation, the diseases are sexually transmitted in the name of the goddess of love Venus, because from love appear :) and the skin - it is "skin-venerological" completely, so that the vessels and veins are not a matter ) and Venus is just to the place )

When I talk to my cat, he looks at me, and I feel like he understands me... But my wife looks at me like a fool. These strange creatures are women.

A country whose "hard" currency, in fact, is not guaranteed by anything, only remains to arrange bombings and puppet revolutions around the world.

I sleep at three o’clock at night and my cell phone rings. Angry, I accept the challenge.
A girl from the neighboring room calls and whispers:
- Dad, drink the hunt, please bring water. My cat is sleeping in my legs and I don’t want to wake him up.

Men killed each other in duels because of women.
Yes is. Not the grandmothers today.

Comments on the bill on the prohibition of children's beauty contests:
and yes. I am an educational psychologist. And from life experience I see that nothing is harmful except the superiority of some and the inferiority of others. It is not the appearance that matters but the interior.
Interior Beauty Contest