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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1474
 04.02.2008
by Lotoss (02:26)
I have an exam tomorrow (I don’t have an exam).
by Eric Knox (02:27)
Well let me come to you after the exam, I'll do a massage))) I'll warm up at night...
by Eric Knox (02:54)
Do you know how to say "No" more softly?
by Lotoss (02:55)
Answer "No" And the lights are turned off...But what do I do if it’s love?
by Eric Knox (02:55)
Is it Timothy?
Thessaloniki (02:56)
Apparently yes.
by Eric Knox (02:57)
Better you sent me to the shit.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1473
 04.02.2008
The xxx:
I saw an amazing picture today.)
The xxx:
Next to the neighbor's house for a long, 20 minutes, the man walked, guess what?
The xxx:
With a facelift! ) On the street! )
YYYY :
And why? Baptism by fire?
The xxx:
I watched him in the target for 15 minutes, then he disappeared from the zone of sight.
YYYY :
Maybe the aura cleansed.)
The xxx:
But he escaped when he saw an unbarred man who, with a squeezed expression of the face, observed him from the balcony through an optical target twisted to the rifle.)))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №1472
 04.02.2008
Do you know how to swing?
No is
Fuckily
I know fucking.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №1471
 04.02.2008
If you don’t satisfy me, I’ll take a mistress.
YYY: Then I’ll buy a shotgun and smash you both!
xxx: a long, ridiculous and painful death

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1470
 04.02.2008
From the discussion of the photo in the questionnaire of the girl in the swimsuit:

Anker: Will the man get such a beauty?
Jason JP Born: The Earth

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №1469
 04.02.2008
I put 11 pairs of socks in the washing machine. I got 11 pairs of socks. What did I do wrong?"
I forgot to post.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №1468
 04.02.2008
Where do you live now?
ValenoK: near the cosmodrome
Poker: Where is it?! to
STOP, what year is this? 0 - O

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1467
 04.02.2008
Evgeny
I broke the jeans.
4th of-
Your jeans are bad.
4th of-
You have a good
Evgeny
Fuck, I’m training, I’m training, and my ass grows.
4th of-
I envy you!I have a shit because it doesn’t grow.
Evgeny
Are you chasing? That is cool...
4th of-
The caterpillar loves the meat bats.
4th of-
Aha!I understood that our ass means that they are connected by a metaphysical chain.
4th of-
Your ass is stealing meat from mine.! to
Evgeny
Let’s break it...
4th of-
“Megashok!”! to
Evgeny
chain
Evgeny
Not the ass.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №1466
 04.02.2008
We have a view from the office on the white wall of some small power supplier (so it might be called:))).. There every day in written form someone's dialog manifests...
I love you – Marina
Come back to me, Marina.
You betrayed me and so on.
All of this to be regularly checked and updated...
One day there was a huge inscription with a crisp emphasis.
"You fuck up, take the ass! , /woman/ and"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №1465
 03.02.2008
Lexus (10:36:52 1/02/2008)
Yesterday I broke up with my wife in Half-Life.

Lexus (10:38:19 1/02/2008)
So little she picked the mouse with the words "You shouldn’t kill Daddy!!And when she drove him out, he came to my office, hugged me and cried, "Papa! I love you!"
I was blinded.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1464
 03.02.2008
Dmitry: My wife, hello What news?
She is not, she has left.
Dmitry has gone? Who is for her? I have been producing for two weeks.
Evgeny: The son for the mother is not in charge.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1463
 03.02.2008
From Call of Cthulhu:

"Forget about the moments of peace. Ugly creatures will pursue you, acting alone or in groups, chasing your heels and moving freely between rooms.

Fucking about my boss!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1462
 03.02.2008
and Leroy:
We sat in the store of my aunt called acquaintance with the new creams.
I approached, leaned over the creams and said "hello creamA".
My aunt is in the corner.)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1461
 03.02.2008
xx: The Real Myst game folder contains the video file "huevo.avi", which represents interference on the screen.

The Russians did not participate in the creation of the game.

Yy: Don’t believe in the world’s information field after that.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1460
 03.02.2008
A: Shake up, in Moscow anlim only 200 rubles.
B: Oh, and the bread is the same.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1459
 03.02.2008
A: A matte can express any thought except some trigonometric functions and chemical formulas.

B: Yes to him. Formulas are difficult to express in matte.

B: although especially difficult in students are expressed by a single concept: "oy-bla"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №1458
 03.02.2008
1: Represents Dynamo Kiev Shaker to these Por O_O
2: So far
1: Before the O_O
Damn, and so far?
1: O_O
Stop opening your eyes and say that so far.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №1457
 03.02.2008
In China, snow falls, people can't travel and so on. We need to clean the snow.
On television one Chinese shark in the news said that they see if there is a shortage of people in China.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1456
 03.02.2008
Frank is
The case was before the NH, decided to buy Mom on the mobile phone. On the road, two girls were caught without suspicion. We go to talk, and here I have an end to the sludge,
Is there an armor in the car?
No is
Brakes on the link.
Snow, night, I climb out of the car, buy a cell phone for 20 thousand, and jump back) And so rejecting the snow, I rearrange the SIM card, and it is so. Oh shit! Full of batteries!! to
My eyes are like five rubles.
We go another mile, and here is Andrei - Fuck! Change is also over. A sharp thunderstorm at the store, screams and cheats the phone thousands for 20)
The girls are finally shohelli sitting with eyes the size of shaded balls. They look at.
There is silence in the shop! Damn little bit.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №1455
 03.02.2008
The Dolphin: Disserman
In chess, the only disadvantage is that you cannot build new units. Too primitive.
Zidane: Oh yeah. current upgrade one and the map is too simple
Dolphin: Ah, 8 × 8 in total.
Zieg_Jr: And she’s still a bit sloppy.
The Dolphin. and monochromatic

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