Interestingly, and all the girls instead of spending half a year to carefully drive out the cockroaches from their heads, prefer 10 years to look for the idiot who will tolerate it, and then the next 10 years to complain to their girlfriends "no, well what idiot caught up, a! It is good!"

I once watched a recording of the program on the channel Russia, there was a story about Kotonochkin, the director "Now weather", there was an interview with Kurlyandsky, who invented a wolf with a rabbit. “It was a summer day, I don’t remember whether it was spring or autumn.”

A realist is a man who deceives himself, not at the expense.

the actual.

by Yuri Tatarkin

“All roads lead to Rome” and “All roads lead to Rome”.

Russians are much more experienced than Russians. Including the quantity

“Legal ways to withdraw money.”

I heard this from one of the tens of thousands of victims, a friend of mine.

The Italian. Lighting systems in Italy are equipped with a violation photography system.

This means that when passing the red light, the offender will soon receive a letter.

documented offence and payment receipt

The fine is about 100-200 euros. In the suburbs of Milan in a short time

Approximately 35,000 such fines were issued. The drivers felt

the press, the television, and soon it became clear that

lighting works in a very interesting mode - the length of the yellow

The signal was less placed (1 - 2.5 seconds instead of 3 - 5 seconds).

Therefore, the car entering the crossroads at the ending green,

It was photographed at the crossroads already under a red signal.

Law enforcement agencies, examining the clever lighting, found that

the installation was carried out by a supplier of equipment which is not

only received money for the service of lighting, but also 25% of the

every penalty.

So our haishniks are just loose, compared to the Italian ones.

A! Forgot about the happy end: the culprits were punished, the money was returned to everyone.

In order to more adequately reflect the movement of goods and money in Russia

The forms of accounting are introduced two graphs: "fuck" and "fuck"

Tomorrow is my cat’s birthday.
YYY: What will you give?
XXX: The Castration

-Listen, I cooked pasta here two weeks ago and forgot the pot, there was such a shit, like a mushroom...And I heard that they were useful...
Do not think about eating.
The refrigerator is so empty and dull.
Don’t think of eating!!! to
What will be?
Have you already eaten?
And yes 😉
A pleasant...

Bag: 55 kg...I am just a whir)
G0BLIN: 90
G0BLIN: and Nibet
G0BLIN: and Nijbu
G0BLIN:and nibut = (
Tagged with: xD

It turns out that sapphire, squash and pinball are very interesting games, especially when you turn off the internet.

She: I smashed myself lithium with a new cream)) Now I have a skin softer as the pop of Molenze))
He says, “I don’t want to kiss a baby pop.”

When you see that a person is an idiot, you either have to agree or leave.
YYY : I agree. Well I went.

Friday, the average office
Please make the music quiet, or Anna sleeps...))))

Talk about a huge LED inscription on one of the houses (each letter separately):

XHHH: Today they burned the booklet again >_<
ууу: yes, I saw the letter overburned last week "K")) but how positive!
xxx: "K", which overburned at the time already sent))) Today the letter "X" overburned, the positive is now even more)))

YYYY
Why are you so in love?

XXX is
Sometimes it happens...do you go with your head about what to fight to get past? :D

YYYY
Why not? let it go.

XXX is
Sleep is hindering)

YYYY
You’re not on your stomach – Jokingly

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I am still sitting, I am sitting
Q: You are breaking?
Daddy is dying
Ohhhhhhhh?
ууу: caroch I sit here behind the comp, from the room scream "Lenka, go take the phone, there your shit is ringing"
HH: And what does that mean?
WOW: this means that my sister last week introduced the ancestors to his chahal, and his name is Boris Leonidovich Yalovsky, the father is a week old, he will call him exclusively by initials.
Theme: Medea

I want a cocktail of blood, cola and baccarat.
<Lewis> What are the bloody wishes? and :-)
<Myrka> tried once, I drink now)))
<Iliush> Transylvania Week at McDonald’s? O_O

I have a virus on my bucket complaining that he was denied access.
XHHH: even made a mistake

Keks
I used to play with a pencil on the ceiling :)
Baklazan
Fuck...Misha...Be more cultural...Take it off!
Keks
Do you think someone is looking at the ceiling?
Baklazan
Okay, forget...It’s the same if you’re painting wallpapers under the floor.
Keks
How did you find out? O_O

I sell my iPhone or exchange it for a mobile phone.

I want a section of "the funny abyss"(