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[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14128
 01.02.2009
45549 (saved 2009-01-28 at 15:30)
XXX is
Yesterday, he decided to put the yogurt on the carniz outside the window for the night to drink a cooled drink in the morning. He accidentally stumbled onto a cage above the first floor.
I live on the third. If he had lived on the second, his hand would have reached. half the first time. And for him who lives under me, the light is burning. I call the directory. A girl calls.
I explain her the situation, I say it is too late. Maybe I'll come in the morning and take a bottle, and it's for me so I don't sleep - come now

YYYY
So what?
Is it at the hotel?

XXX is
Yes Yes

XXX is
I come to her, she is watching the telecast. This is an ordinary girl in a home sporting suit. I apologize again - I climb to her on the window and get a bottle.

YYYY
And all?

XXX is
Then I leave and wish you a peaceful night. And she says to me, "Can you drink tea?" and smiles and cares so carelessly on her hair. And I her. You are a girl. It’s time for the first half of sleep. She says to me: “Well sleep so sleep” and smiles again and looks at me waiting.
I turned and left. And when I walked through the hallway, she cried out to me for some reason "Idiot!!!and "

YYYY
seriously?

XXX is
Strange girl
____________________________________

Wow, let me tell you that he’s a fairy dude.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №14127
 01.02.2009
Comments on the photo of the falling drop in a large plan:

The spectator:
to acknowledge!! to

The Author:
Well, it’s very simple too) The main thing is to stock up the mat, so that you can mat each time you photograph the falling drop too late or too early)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14126
 01.02.2009
I am losing my father!
YYY: Congratulations to you! How they called?
YYY: You will be
xxx by alina. No, we will not

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14125
 01.02.2009
I read the old honey guide: about artificial breathing
artificial breathing should be done patiently and calmly for a long time (according to the instructions of the Ministry of Health - before the appearance of body spots)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14124
 01.02.2009
R2D2 is OK. We are an anime family. For the new year, we gave each other a bucket. Instead of sex, we look at Pokémon. But this is not a reason to call us idiots <_<

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14123
 01.02.2009
VKontakte on the photo of the man was locked on the crash of the king-clock.
One thought on “What you don’t touch, you break everything!”

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14122
 01.02.2009
Iwan Bosky: By the way, those who are skeptical are of Nostradamus. How can you explain at least the fact that he calls Hitler in his caterings “Hitler.” 
Validol: Yes, it’s all simple – Hitler read Nostradamus’s caterings and called himself Hitler.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14121
 01.02.2009
I’m just in a good mood, I want to help people.
Eddie Dickens: Give me money
64 Go to Fuck

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14120
 01.02.2009
If you have a very smart thought, write it down and read it a day later. Usually this is enough.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №14119
 01.02.2009
The fight against corruption in Russia is anti-state.

It undermines the state system.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №14118
 01.02.2009
http://www.litsovet.ru/index.php/material.read?material_id=232402



The year 1995.



You are a fool, Mom. Who holds money in currency? There is indeed

Hermes, First voucher fund, MMM finally!



The year 1998.



You are a fool, Mom. Who holds the money in the Chara Bank? There is indeed

and decent banks. “Imperial”, “Russian Credit” finally.



The year 2008. The January.



You are a fool, Mom. Who is buying dollars? There are actions.

VTB, Sberbank, PIFs are different.



The year 2008. The June.



You are a fool, Mom. Who holds the money in VTB shares? Buy the rubles.

Believe in TV at least once in your life.



The year 2008. The July.



You are a fool, Mom. Take the oil futures immediately. In the thin

Gazprom and Rosneft shares. Save money in kilocalories, soon

The Winter!



The year 2008. of October.



You are a fool, Mom. Blue chips are the investor’s death. only

Moscow real estate will save your savings.



The year 2008. The December.



You are a fool, Mom. Who will buy your unconstructed apartment?

and Mitino? Only dollars, dollars and dollars.



The year 2008. The January.



Report of the suspect in the murder of his son-in-law

Citizens of Khudyakova Serafima Ivanovna:

“Mom, stupid, stupid, stupid...Dura was my daughter when I got married for this.

The foolishness. Doctor of Economic Sciences, worked in the government.

The Prime Minister advised. Fuck you all!”

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №14117
 01.02.2009
A new supercomputer has been installed!

They will finally be able to find out the weather on the Internet.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14116
 01.02.2009
She dreamed of:
Over the building 2 built the same metal armor as at the Chernobyl nuclear plant

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14115
 01.02.2009
xxx: salut, you don’t know, chosa song, there chel many times sings something like "washing"?
WOW: O_O
There is washing, washing...
Oh my God. Sting, Englishman in New York. Spit on your chemistry and learn English!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14114
 01.02.2009
The soul seeks, the soul tries, but does not find and is drunk.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14113
 01.02.2009
A sad experience is when you go to the toilet and first check the presence of toilet paper.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14112
 01.02.2009
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Misha
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