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[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №25973
 14.02.2010
to this:
And yet another:

to this:

A real man in school must have work and fitness to the perfect, so that in the future when the girl leaves him he could easily catch her and fuck the board!!! to
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To a real man, you are complicated, you will not even have to hit a woman in the head!
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A real man, a fucking man, always distinguishes a joke from the truth!

A real man will not go to the bar...

[ + 75 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25972
 14.02.2010
Fuck it! Do not believe!I wiped out my socks in the basement, in the bathroom (I remove the apartment - there is no washing machine), counted - exactly 14 socks. He soaked a bunch, left for 3 hours. I went, reached, loosened, pulled, hanged and counted. The fucking!! Thirteen!! Where to fuck?! Where did the fucker go?? to

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25971
 14.02.2010
to this:
I am wildly uncomfortable, but I will ask: guys, and you have the farm in the pants where you hide: in the pants or so fit? Just ask not who at the moment, and I am bustling and I am very interested suddenly became.
This is one of the most important things in the world.
With a shoe, no choice. Well, there are uniquums that are blurred around the waist, but mainly in the socks.

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25970
 14.02.2010
For the celebration:
Don’t forget the white bracelets.
Remember someone who remembers the topic.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №25969
 14.02.2010
Silver Fork: This is what it means to work in a women’s team)))
Silver Fork: I was added to the aska in the evening and didn’t talk to me in the morning
Silver Fork: Because in the "place of work" column I wrote "Monster Corporation"

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №25968
 14.02.2010
I ride a snowboard, jump on it on trampoline; semi-professional engaged in such a serious sport as kickboxing; in my free time I am fascinated by parkour and just acrobatics, but nothing gives such a spike of adrenaline as if you just suddenly slipped, and at the same time stood up.

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25967
 14.02.2010
In the Bible there was only one commandment - "Not with verbs is written separately", but what we took for the Ten Commandments are examples...

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №25966
 14.02.2010
Varq: Normal people are drunk with their ex, and I am a graduate director. And the former too :)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №25965
 14.02.2010
Mother burned... At night she fell into the apartment "ready" and went to sleep... In the morning wakes up and asks my father "And I came yesterday at least one??" Poppy in shock...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №25964
 13.02.2010
XX: We need to change the type of activity. I hear programming ends badly for me.
yyy:aga becoming a sanitary - I saw in German porn - work record

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №25963
 13.02.2010
The newspapers:
The Orly Electoral Committee has restored the right to vote to mentally ill criminals to support "United Russia".

From what...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №25962
 13.02.2010
Oh, how would you explain... He’s such a man... If the shit could hide, then his product would be him.

[ + 79 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25961
 13.02.2010
In Hanai-Mansiysk there is no limit.
Mr. prIzeden appointed a new governor in the district, a woman who had been able during his arrival as mayor of New Urengoy to ruin him so fucking. She is also one of those who prepared and implemented the law on legalizing the sale of forest territories and also the law that all information related to these sales fall under the state. The secret, i.e. Likewise, her husband is a Chechen by origin, a drug dealer in the case... She was previously under Medvedev’s administration when he was a watchmaker for Russia’s gas giant, Putin.
The only of the economically free districts want to ruin to the last penny in favor of Moscow...

Bring it to the craziest, it may cause outrage in the public capable of stopping the arbitrariness of the highest...

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №25960
 13.02.2010
Medvedev’s arrival in Omsk.
by Anika Skovorodkin:
A couple of hours before Medvedev was to be transported to the oil plant, someone paid attention to the poster of the Ermolaeva Theatre. The announcement of the fairy tale was as follows: "We were waiting for you, good gnome!")))) according to eyewitnesses, the poster was almost dismantled with a blitz speed.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №25959
 13.02.2010
of the news.
Taxi drivers in Goa attacked a Russian businessman. One of the offenders was hospitalized.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №25958
 13.02.2010
We were sitting in a group on a pair on genetics, before (p) showed X-rays of various developmental abnormalities, we wavered and scared, and here he gives another:
A picture of the skull.
We are: a nightmare, what a horror, the sadness of a child...
P: with an indiscriminate voice.

[ + 99 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25957
 13.02.2010
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Draw a shit, more elaborate!! to

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25956
 13.02.2010
I want to become the demon of the dam with a devastating snow cleaning cage and tear away all the idiots on the road!
Is it possible to kill you with a silver eye?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №25955
 13.02.2010
YY has a temperature.
...
xxx: nihua is not difficult, your brain is fused
My brain works like Swiss cheese.
YYY: millisecond clock

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №25954
 13.02.2010
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