In the advertisement where the children cut off an orange tree, mother instead of juice had to pour vodka.

I work in the school admin, I sit in the computer science office. Now comes a girl from 11th grade and asks for a computer to transfer the info from the flash to the flash. Since we have almost all the compas under the screw, (except for my linux) decided to stick and let it go for my own. She sits down and looks at the screen and gives out the phrase :- "Fu Linuch, as primitively, the fryacha rolls." I drowned in a sandwich.

The numbers indicate
Michael Jackson died at 58, Whitney Houston at 48, John Kennedy was murdered at 38, Amy Winehouse died at 28. Next year, Bieber will be 18.

Son of 6 years. With a serious look, he declares to his mother: M has a weak spot - eggs, and you have a weak spot - nerves, heart and brain.

Announcement in the entrance: "On holidays the home administration works then and at such hours"
Note below: " Who do you need"

Denzel, do you have a permanent girlfriend?
YYY: I am currently choosing from three candidates.
XXX: So you have to announce the tender.
Tender is what? Who will give more?
HH: That is exactly how! Who will give more!! to

There is nothing else in Karachi.
There is another city.
Where are you...

Alenushka: Sorry, I haven't played for a long time so I'm dumb
I am Tetris. I do not forgive!
Alenushka: Why is it?
What is "why"?
Alenushka: Why can’t you forgive me?
Denis: So that I’m Tetris doesn’t bother you?

You do not forget me. You are sending me sms. Thanks to you, I am not a Forever Elon. Thanks to you MTS!

habr, news "The United States wants to fine Ukraine for copyright violation"
If so, then Russia and Belarus should also be included in this list. and China. Another half of the world.
Yyy: It is better to create a list of countries that are not on the pirate list.
ZZZ: And a penalty

From Chat WOT:
X: I’ve been told that if I delete the System32 folder, the toy won’t slow down, is it true?
Y: Holy Truth, nothing will hinder it! )
Z: I’ve already removed it, it’s all flying!

Respondents are all like that...

RR: And in general, we have a hammer, as Shaman said, so it will be.
RR: Or maybe he’ll come and hit the bubb)))))

Review of the game Limbo

Your protagonist is the Antichrist in the flesh. A stylish (because black) boy with burning white eyes carries the death of everyone he meets along the way so that witnesses can not always see the evil intention. He strives unstoppably forward in the search for friends whose fate is predetermined.
You are waiting for: black as the whole game of humor, the giant spider systematically becomes a deaf spider, split, feeding worms, technogenic disasters, brain mucus, bullying over the player's mind, disk pile and sharp objects, games with gravity, shooting, crowd madness, sophisticated executions - in general, everything that loves any boy from 6 years of age and practices any girl a week after honeymoon.

For a happy family life, like for tango, you need a two-smart man and a obedient woman.

right now. I am late with a colleague at work. We are capitally delayed. Both are waiting at home. A colleague's wife, a wise female, instead of quarrelling with him on the phone or sending angry SMS, took a photo and sent a mortal. A plate of meat and fried potatoes, a bottle of beer and a crochet. He looked, gathered in less than a minute and disappeared. Now I have to scratch.

The Russian Post - not all is lost!

The programmer quietly cuddled, reading the TZ of advanced managers.

Conversation with Mom.
My God, what horrifying music do you listen to?
I: Mom, you don’t know English. He suffers from unshared love.
M: I thought of the shutdown.

xxx: hm.... interesting and romantic on Valentine's Day prostitutes take off?))

Don’t worry, there are more important things than a quarrel with a guy.

for example?

I have finished coffee.