I never understood women who, in order to feel like a woman, need to wear full makeup, horrifying heels and something brightly alopic with strawberries.)) Without all this, who do they think of themselves? A man what? Well I don’t know, I don’t know... And I never felt like anyone else, even in a cotton, even in rubber boots.
2: You just did not try the OZK with anti-gas

Not a bad attempt
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But how much can they promote these dirty Chinese online stores with goods of questionable quality? And in general, it is time to ban internet commerce and shit - it kills retail and retail, which are needed by normal people!
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Are you from Khm Dorado, P-Audio or from which store?

A cafe opened in the city. Under the name of "Lyse Fox". For what reasons? Probably, those who opened it were betting on the shock of people passing by.

Zadolbayka 19556, just your unfortunate parasite has found a more comfortable hostess. Now he will take your dirty clothes with your suitcases from the resort. Good if nothing worse comes with it.

(from the correspondence of two doctors)
"Today, for the first time in my life, I personally diagnosed the swine flu in my grandfather.
Nothing to yourself! Have you been disinfected?
of course. I quickly wrote it out.
Why Why?
I don’t need the sick in the chambers, but the houses and walls are treated.

When lions hunt a herd of antelops, the whole herd behaves according to the same law. Each antelope attempts to move so that there is at least another antelope between it and the predator.

I went to bed with my younger son - 4 years in the hospital, our turn came, I handed over the documents in the window, from there they asked: - are you the father?

I really hope I am, I say.

in the row. Next to him, a young man turns to his wife:

Fuck, I hope too!

She became upset and red.

I take a taxi. A student crosses the road in front of the car. Taxi driver (middle-aged Caucasian, speaks with a distinctive accent and gestures outright):

Nowadays kids are rushing to school... They probably don’t want to be taxi drivers like Uncle Ahmed!

I found 3 old screws IDE 40,40,60 GB, decided to connect to see what was on them, and then I remembered why then long nails were needed.

Financial situation: I no longer wonder if I closed the door at the key.

Throwing the TV out of the hotel window is an old rock and roll tradition, and few have been so famous for such outings as Led Zeppelin. Former manager of The Edgewater Hotel in Seattle, James Bloom recalled his meeting with the band’s manager in 1977. Robert Plant and Jimmy Page set a record that night: five dropped TVs. In the morning, manager Richard Cole, who had not yet known what had happened, came to pay the bill for the accommodation. Bloom, nervously swallowed, told him that he was forced to take from him an additional two and a half thousand dollars — five hundred for each TV.



Cole was not even surprised: he just counted the money and was about to leave. Bloom, who was a fan of the band and fascinated by the rebellious rock and roll lifestyle, decided to finally ask him: “Forgive me, Mr. Cole. I’ve heard of such things, but I’ve always thought it’s all nonsense. Can you tell me what it’s like to throw the TV out of the window?” he turned and replied, “There are things in life that you have to try yourself.” With this phrase, he counted five hundred-dollar bills and gave them to Bloom: “Hold, friend. Do it at the expense of Led Zeppelin.”

"Egg girls" is a cyclical trend that manifests itself in every generation. With age, their belief that everything will move only grows. You still don’t know where the metatrader comes from? and here...

Youth centricity is something.
Boys, and no one cares that you are in the toilet for your lazy.
just in the sorting, in addition to the pitch, still doors, button on the tank, walls (a little bit) and a lot of other wonderful places, where in the warmth and humidity bacteria live fun.
Is this what you do not want to clean your hands after?
Or can you only think of your genitals?

I also sleep badly. No, that doesn’t mean I’ll be sitting at work at 7 a.m. I sleep badly and lie down well.

1956, are you a troll? You described a person who has been served by someone else in the household all his life. The one who buys clothes for himself and washes it himself, and at the resort it will not be dirty just to throw it away (throw it out, Karl!) He has enough skills to wash and give to the laundry. And so yes, brought the poor woman - to the resorts one rides, while the wife with the child at home enjoys freedom.

DDD: He was rescued from severe poisoning with pills and alcohol
Sss: Ambiguous phrase

Video: The robot collected a Rubik’s Cube in less than a second". Duration is 51 seconds.

111: Have you been fooled?! to

You can’t photograph sleeping people!!! to

111: Everyone knows this!! to

Sorry to interrupt, do you have any relatives in Oceania?

111: What are you doing now?

Just all the Papuas know that if a white man comes with a black box and makes a picture of you, along with the picture he takes your soul. After his death, he will be his slave. and forever.

Therefore it is better to eat the white man at once, so that he does not do his black work when you are asleep and do not see.

222 What am I? I will need slaves, they will not be superfluous.

With Geektimes:

The ninth planet exists. It is Pluto! When New Horizons launched, Pluto was still considered a planet. When the spacecraft reached its target, Pluto had long been considered the ninth planet. And now they want him to look for the ninth planet. I would send them away in the place of the probe.

If those who built and directed their construction were buried in the holes formed on the roads, we would have the best roads in the world.