I have a brother, he is 5 years old. I come home one day at 11 p.m., go into my room and see him playing on the computer. Well, I did not pay attention, but after the brother took off his pants and in some trousers went out of the room to the toilet, and returned, put on the pants and as nothing happened to sit down and continue to play, I was confused.
What did you do?
What he answered me:
Dad thinks I’m sleeping. I didn’t want to convince him about this...

“Listen, Borisych,” Ivanova asked Putin. But when the Kremlin was built, the construction was agreed with the city council? Do we have papers?

Discussion of the diploma project with the teacher:
-Put the thermometer under the snow and you can transmit data via wi-fi. Although not, it will not be very good. Better, of course, the GSM, but then it will get rid of it quickly...

When a friend is asked how she gets the same children (13 pieces already), she answers: Yes, I just have very similar neighbors!

GT, news "Roskomnadzor: we have not yet received a response from Netflix..."

The Tigora:
No response from the regulator has yet been received.
Relationships in Development

Then I have a relationship in development with my classmate. I sent her a valentine, but I have not received a response yet.

by SilverHorse:
Looking at the calendar

Either you are a hopeless optimist, or you are from the future.

The Tigora:
*Looking at the Diploma of Graduation

10 years is not that long, so the relationship is in development.

...While our air astronauts are crawling the sand of Syria, you are here defaming the economy with facts and numbers!

23:03 xxx: Let's sit down on a diet together
23:03 xxx: seriously
23:04 xxx: together more fun ©
23:04 yyy: Interesting
23:04 YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
23:04 xxx: I am going to throw the stock of harmful food
23:06 xxx: as long as pas: her dogged

Those who can afford to buy a car card can afford not to work in it.

While you are convincing each other here, a beam or a bulb gave birth to the "s", scientists based on genetic analysis of a sample of 90 thousand. The researchers found 15 genes responsible for circadian rhythms, each of which contributes from 5 to 25% to the resulting degree of "sickness".

I never dreamed in my dreams that there were people who would seriously defend their right not to wash their hands after the toilet.
And now what? We are waiting for the next wave - those who with the foam in their mouth rush to prove that to wipe out or not the ass after a joke - a personal matter of everyone?! to

Will your grandchildren think that a solarium is a solar cell until they read a history textbook?

When the alarm does not work, one person falls asleep.

Did you feed your cat in the morning?
The wife: Yes.
I came to feed her again. Our cats can imitate hunger.

xxx: I'm sorry for the exaggeration, but to me, indeed, it sometimes seems that if a part of the present here are dragged to jail, they will say "no, I never liked it", "therefore no micro-loans," "the beginning is a good thing," "in 37 too, it looked beautiful."

I see such smart people here: "Ride out with your brother, exchange!"
People, this is in what city of our vast one can be exchanged not for rooms in a poor communal and essentially stay in the same opera, but with strangers, and for a full two one?? to
Where can I get the money to pay the fee???? to
It turns out that the brother for the fiancé of the mind was enough, and now this fiancé on his lived square also broke up sister!

We left the apartment after Tusa, we were 6 people, decided to go in 1 car. One guy was caught to go in the luggage, he went down) and now the painting with oil - the city center, 5 pm, a lively street, the driver stops, opens the luggage and grit "well you remember where the money? " and from there the guy goes out. I never saw such an astonishment on people’s faces) We rugged like horses, and then saferly went on until the omon caused)

19548, and are you exactly the normal orientation?
How do you know that all people who do not wash their hands after the toilet regularly wash their penis? Rather, on the contrary, they do not wash it, since they do not have a habit of personal hygiene. Accordingly, there are bacteria, and the remains of his and female discharges, if he had sex the previous evening (and if with a prostitute, then anything can be).

There are also a lot of bacteria on the washed member. So you can equate going to the toilet to working with toxic materials.

And handshaking most people do not bring a good mood as you write. Parts of the people are simply popy, part are perceived as "unpleasant, but type tradition". That is all.

We do not have internet at work and strictly monitor the absence of games on working computers. For a week I slowly wrote the algorithm of the game in the sea fight, simple, with very symbolic graphics, but still. Today, for the first time in a week, the computer beat me. I’ve never been so proud and happy to lose.

Alex Pushkoff: It is fun. Almost any song, if sung quietly and slowly, can turn into a normal whirlwind.
alex.pushkoff: yesterday I tried "everything goes according to the plan", it went well, the son fell asleep on the third couplet
Alex.pushkoff: I don’t think I’ll try "master of puppets" :)

The man simply, sorry, held up a little for his (most often just washed) all-known organ, rather than squeezing his hand into his ass. What makes his hands more dirty than the hands of a man who has just eaten an unwashed fruit or deliberately cut off an outdated gum from the table?

There are unwashed fruits – everyone’s personal problems. Rubber-gummers have not been caught for a long time, and most comrades, if they get that, wash their hands. And after the most often just washed body, most often there is a very persistent "smell" from you and your hands, which, unfortunately, the owner of the hands does not feel. I don’t want to hold your hand, I don’t want to take cookies from the same plate you just roasted. Please wash your hands after visiting the toilet. It is not difficult and will not take much time.