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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №138489
 05.02.2017
My wisdom teeth were removed, and I asked to give them to me. I can make my own eyebrows. A cup for the beloved.
- I suspect that somewhere in the midst of dusty molberts was a dried appendix...

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138488
 05.02.2017
"The smoker is easy to bypass"

I walk on the street with a child, behind almost close to the smoking body. The sidewalk is wide, but it is too hasty to take a step away! Takes a child with a cigarette, protrudes a jacket - what, thank you for not in the eye! Through the smoke clubs we observe the back.

Take us by ourselves, fools!
Anyone who smokes in public is a fool.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138487
 05.02.2017
A wise man does not argue. Wise too. Only the wise think everything is nonsense.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №138486
 05.02.2017
I will tell you this one thing, and put a minus there, I will not be offended. During many of my missions, various interesting cases occurred, and often they (in my opinion) were no less fun than the investigations themselves. So, in the light of recent world protests, this is what I remembered.
In 2005, I was taken to a project in Germany in the glorious city of Münster, which is in Westphalia. My client was doing medical research. A very interesting company. There were two main activities. 1) Research of pregnancy and, accordingly, experiments with primates (apes to bishes). 2) Studies on how different pollution impacts fish and water. Naturally, on the territory of the company there were cages and volleyers with animals and there were ponds with fish, frogs, horrors, etc.
Obviously, in the course of experiments, both animals and fish were killed and euthanasia was carried out, as without this. Unfortunately, the creation of medicines for humans and chemicals for water purification are not possible without this, part of so-called human progress, whether you want it or not. There is nothing to say about the project itself, the Germans know their business, they are punctual, executive, clear, responsible, ITD.
We worked there, everything is okay. And they have a tradition in the company, in the summer, whether the first or second Sunday of the month - a family picnic. And while we were there on one wonderful sunny Sunday, they planned a picnic. This is not our first visit, so we have been there before.
To be honest, beauty. Employees of the company (as well as office and laboratory workers) gather on the lawn, bring tables, meat, sausages, bread, fruits, beer naturally (where without it), juices, their children, play their German games, sing songs, well. Well, we were called, although we are from the United States, but still employees, even temporary. Small but pleasant.
We agreed, of course, to support the corporate spirit, but warned, we will later. I honestly wanted to sleep on a well-deserved weekend, and I had to study. And my manager has to train, he has the world championship on his nose.
I will be distracted, even if it is out of history, but I will say a few words about him because he is my Master. I will write about this unique person in the following stories. In short, he is one of the best sprinter runners in the world. Now he is well in his 60s, but he looks 35-40. Such is grandfather, in the first ten sprinters in his age group on 200m, in the squad 4x100, and in the first 20 on 400m. He is an African-American, from a simple very poor family of fishermen from the depths of the American South. He was the first in his family to receive a higher education.
He was supposed to participate in the 1976 Olympics, but shortly before the Olympics his father died in a car accident and he left the big sport and went to work to help his mother maintain the sisters and that they would also go to the university (they also did not pump, 2 doctors and an engineer). But he did not abandon the sport entirely, he participated as an amateur in all major competitions. Multiple champion of the state, the United States, and the world. This is such an interesting man. But I turned away.
And then about 12 o'clock in the day we approach the lawn and immediately see something unusual. The police to fige, load the detainees, defeat on the lawn, tables turned, children cry, adults in shock, all in color. What happened?
It turned out that the German branch of Greenpeace and PETA (PETA in English) They followed the company’s employees and decided to protest. A type of animal protection. And they attacked a picnic, this is the kind of protest. Give them the shit. They just surrounded the barrel, pulled megaphones and posters. They beat the cars of the picnic participants, turned the tables, shouted to the children that their parents were murderers, threw food into them, poured red paint on adults, pushed women. I don’t know if there was a fight, we came when it was over.
A picnic, nothing to say. Yes, you are good, you are good, you are good. The animals are easier.
I watch TV, I see protests for someone’s rights, I see protests against. I see it in the civilized United States, I see it in human Europe, I see it in modern Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, etc. I see leaders saying very right things. Everyone has their truth, of course. And I remember somewhat overturned tables, scattered food, frightened children and parents poured in red. And there are still terrible pictures of the 30s and 40s.
Eka compared, you will say. Another time. I agree, and other people. Others, I agree, and the “Germans” are not the same. Certainly not them, not them at all. But the tears in the eyes of people and the tears in children are similar. To the pain in the whiskers is like, to white bones.
This is how. Sorry for not being funny. The word entirely.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138485
 05.02.2017
It’s hard with our illiterate citizens – they say in Russian that inflation is only 4%, and they say that in the store prices have doubled!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №138484
 05.02.2017
The West has imposed sanctions on Russia. Well, he banned the entry of a bunch of officials who we ourselves would have been shooting for a long time.
In response, Russia imposed sanctions...on itself, banning the import of what it does not have and will not soon be.
The West Forget. The sales market, of course, has disappeared, but a small loss - Russia will not buy, so someone else will buy. Or let go.
But in Russia, everyone believes the television: the West is all to blame. And some Trump will lift sanctions and there will be happiness. Only here, even if the West lifts its sanctions, Russia will not give up its own sanctions against itself. And oil does not travel sharply from this.
The TV is seconded by CJSC Spirituality – loosely hanging, gold-hanging thick-abdominal bastards headed by a former major supplier of tobacco and alcohol.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138483
 05.02.2017
XXX: I was at a meeting with a friend. In the toilet, the drive was tightly closed, and their grandfather did not close the engine. As soon as someone approached the toilet, the grandfather started shouting in a bad voice to the whole area: “I’m here, I’m here!”

Yyy: If the person inside is not sure that he will hear the person approaching, there is an option to scream constantly throughout the process.

xxx: Grandpa heard badly, so he did.)

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138482
 05.02.2017
From the reviews about the brush: The hair they did not lose, in use were pleasant, the small brush is still in full order and is actively used, and the only thing that killed part of the set is an unequal battle with the cat.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №138481
 05.02.2017
The tank:

And I always drive with a backpack and I am very happy to read how it bombs people around :)

For the individual talented, we shout again: all cheer on you together with your backpack, until you scatter them people and put it on someone sitting on their heads.


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №138480
 05.02.2017
Well, fucking, this is your "Viking" for a billion eternally wooden... Danila Kozlovsky, who believes that he is filmed in the Duchless-3, Svetlana Hodchenkov, as usual in the role of himself and some bitch in the role of the plot... Well though in the movie did not go. How did it have to be wasted out of the budget to keep such a hideous quality?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138479
 05.02.2017
Inventory in a private medical institution.
The clinic works from 8 to 20, so the inventory is nightly.
Siddhartha in the Committee.

23:50 - Everyone... came to the proctologist’s office... I don’t play that way, my life will never be like before.
The Inquisition in the Middle Ages rested.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138478
 05.02.2017
From discussions of the design of the phone LG G6 on iXBT:
How do you manage to discuss the design of the body? Women's breasts and varieties

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №138477
 04.02.2017
The public places. With time to drive smokers in the reservation, so that they do not smoke outside the payable cabins assigned for this. Even on the street.

If so reasoned, there is a great risk of being in such a cabin alone for the rest of your life, even if you do not smoke and generally behave socially beneficial, from your point of view.
In a state where less than 30 years ago opposite social ideas were preached, it is worth being very careful with such proposals. Any Chechens will come to power and you will sit in the cabin because your white Russian face irritates them.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №138476
 04.02.2017

Xxx: Our TV degraded by 99.9%

Zzzz: Why not 100%?

Xxx: Now I don’t know, but before the evening news showed the clock sheet. This is 0.1%

[ + 22 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138475
 04.02.2017
I wanted to know why pasta manufacturers don’t use a simple and even beautiful technique like a little transparency on the packaging to determine how much pasta is left?
- this is all shit, I propose to produce tubes immediately with volume sensors, from which you can collect data on the remainder of the paste via wifi, write statistics and draw graphics - this is precisely what each of us needs for a normal life!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №138474
 04.02.2017
My sister never played in the games for the Russians, justifying this exclusively patriotically:
I don’t want Russia to lose.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138473
 04.02.2017
Answer of the day.

"#square

"The Lonely Shepherd"

Is the shepherd lonely? And in what cases?"

Zzz: The sheep are gone.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138472
 04.02.2017
j4f: the only plus of Russian series - you don't have to wait until the sound is released. The problem with the system is that no one is waiting for them.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №138471
 04.02.2017
That is to say, to eat and pay for the apartment is not money, but a psychotherapist is there? Norm is so)
WOW: Well, when I have the last money, I also get to spend it in full wild.
We are on the threshold of a great discovery. The law of the last grandmother. The less money you have, the more hell you spend it on.
I am not going to drink
Tagged: fucking

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №138470
 04.02.2017
I find it strange that Christian believers have only Christian saints, Muslim believers have only Islamic saints, and so on. And unbelieving atheists are just a whirlwind.

yyyy> that is. Can only atheists recognize white?

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