XXX: Oxygenated from the institute - recovered in the institute.
YYY: And in the meantime you walk with an acid mine.
zzz: Is it true that there are grounds for recovery?
TTT: Yes, because in the dekanate there are usually such slugs!

XXX: In the words you are a senior life beaten
In fact, a junior with a brain cut off.

Geektimes, discussion of the formula E=mc^2:

XXX: Is the energy released or absorbed? The mass has increased / decreased.
YYY: Do I understand correctly that it is theoretically possible to create a mechanism that will only consume energy and deliver on the output of the sausage?
zzz: You can, but the sausage will be expensive: 5 terawatt-hours of energy per 200g. the cabbage.
aaa:... and the physics of the process is described by a three-dimensional surface known as a rotational sausage :)

XXX: Vase's neighbor was broken the spine with an armor and he is now disabled. He now has a pension and we keep it, paying taxes properly. And three "authors" of this act too. When will the roads be repaired? When these three alternately endowed people will not eat at our expense for several years, but go to the north for the rest of their lives to Vasechkin’s safe life, ramps, roads and treatment of children with cancer.

xxx > Per I will file a lawsuit against banks that have stopped selling bucks for 30p, I can't resell them for 60 and THREE PERDITIONS.
XXX > No, well what? A good plan.

23:58:56 XXX: I want to end from one message
23:59:50 YYY->XXX: XXX, mortgage paid)

Xxx: "In that world we will sleep". Bl, why can’t I sleep here, but work out and get out of school – in that world?! to

(03.02.2017 12:45:23) XXX: Hello! I looked at the information about mammoths. Some questions arise: did you still give birth in autumn or spring? Were their children living? How about elephants?
(03.02.2017 12:45:58) YYY: what does it mean: living? They are mammals ? ?
(03.02.2017 12:46:15) YYY: children of livestock - livestock)
(03.02.2017 12:46:54) XXX: Here I read on the forums. confused
(03.02.2017 12:47:22) XXX: There were no eggs?
(03.02.2017 12:47:39) YYY: It is more logical that the toddlers were born in the spring. It is more logical, t. He is herbivorous, the grass grows in the warm season, if you were born in the winter - there would be nothing to eat.
(03.02.2017 12:47:44) YYY: YYY? With the monkeys?

A quote about a panda with martial arts.

There is a policeman on the road. A dear foreigner enters him, the window opens, a Japanese rises out of him and begins to say something in Japanese: - Xiaomasya husa blabla... coca-cola?
"Sorry, you want to know where you can buy a bottle of what here nearby on this hot day?

"Do not deceive yourself at all. Prefer purely because of the fact that statistically from the first one you can get more and take less responsibility than from the second. Take responsibility and satisfy your hotel. Primary questions for women. She will choose the first not because he is so clever, reasonable and good. And her desire to have fun will be pleased with them. If her interest in the elves lies and there are sufficient prerequisites to satisfy her level of removal, they will choose him. You overestimate women. They do not see in you a man, but they mimic it well.

Did not give?

by Habr
Disclaimer
If you do something similar in a sales code, you will go to hell. No one will be friends with you. Even with Hitler. Hitler had a purpose.

The old, still DDR group: Karlmarksstadt, Karlmarksstadt...

Of course, if Moscow were in the DDR, "Megapolis" would have been the DDR group.

I had a Korean chicken breakfast yesterday. I always felt like there was something missing in Korean carrots. Right the chickens. It gives meal meaning.

Vacations are sometimes masterpieces.

Sancho Panza or the Young Padman (Assistant System Administrator)
Official duties :
shrinkage of the cable rope (setting and adjustment of TV, video surveillance, telephony; basic knowledge of network protocols)
approach the user and press the "Enter" button (work on the first line of technical support)
Able to Excel and Word, power Odin-ass (MS office programs, 1c)
PC collapse (knowledge of iron, assembly, detection of malfunctions, installation of software)
pumping dust and toner from printers (regulatory work with organics)
have skills of sewing, Swiss and electrician (regulatory work on the server, programming of weights, etc.)

The morning after the corporation.
The secretary, smiling, returns the contract with a request to correct it, since the General Director will not sign it even after the drink.

If a child’s hair is cut in childhood, then when she becomes a woman, not to see her long natural hair like her ears.

BBB: Aaa, thank you, I haven’t laughed so long ago. Is it just about girls? And what about the boys, who were cut short in childhood, and then they grew up as metalworkers and grew a haircut to the belt? Pipet, what smart hair bulbs, they have memory, cap, shit, what nonsense in the comments you will not meet.

ccc: Dick is the pure truth, about the "memory" of the hair bulb. No, I am serious. I will not find the article, but if you often cut your hair - it will grow much slower. At one time, probably nothing special will happen, but if constantly - then yes.

DDD: Fuck, why does the hair in the foreheads have such a bad memory?

Question - Question

Remember what the movie was called. There was a club of fighters where they fought with each other.

"Songs in the thorns" of course. Exactly he!
Do not thank...

This Knowledge of Music

The advertising...
Evolution of a song:
1) The old, still DDR group: Karlmarksstadt, Karlmarksstadt...
2) Someone of our singers: Landis, landis...
3) I, apophesus from KFC (IMHO): Naggets, Naggets...
P. S. Nugget (English) and self-made.

You confused everything.
"Landyshi" is a song from the 50s, written by Oscar Felzman.
"Karlmarkstadt" is a song for the same melody "Landyshey", written by the band "Megapolis".
Russian group in German! Here are the words of Feltzman on this subject:
"musicist and producer Oleg Nesterov translated to German "Landyshi" and got the song "Karlmarksstadt"
I was unable to find the year in which Karlmarkstadt was written, but clearly later than 1980.
And the advertisement of naggets is clearly written on the motifs of the "Landyshi", and not at all "Karlmarkstadt".

Darrie: Do all cats have bugs of hatred for fans, crackers and crackers, or is it our personal bick?

Masha: Fan is the larvae of the vacuum cleaner

xxx: I sit with the child in a line to the doctor, and suddenly I get an email: “Your child has entered school.” Some parents rely on this service.
YYY: And you think, maybe you have another child?