A group of young girls. They act as follows:
You leave the supermarket, approach the car, load and want to leave. At this moment, two nice girls run to the car and tearfully ask to take them to the subway, they were stolen money, and there they will meet their mom. You agree. One sits in the front seat, the other in the back. And suddenly, the one that is bending in front of you and begins to make you minete. The second one is in the back seat at this time. They eat your food quickly. Be careful and careful 😉

Medvedev: I believe that the leaders of the regions should contribute as much as possible to the consolidation of people on the land where they live, where their ancestors lived.
This practice was abandoned in 1861.

In the Middle Ages, the only normal way of reading was to read out loud. Read " about yourself" learned relatively recently

YYY: Well, they were stupid in the subway.

Recently I was on a call.There were 98 screws.I asked when it was installed.It turned out that it has been standing for 12 years.

Man sounds proud, and if stitched - penetrating.

The Guardian Angel
Yesterday I was very ashamed, I offended my guardian angel.
I am ashamed until now.
And the thing was this: I go home after work, the water in the dishwasher tank is over, the mood is crazy. Thank God, I have a couple of lights and I’m home.
and served.
I approach the crossroads, I am burning the greenest, suddenly I see: standing on the right nine, slowly touched from my row across.
I gave a long hose, the nine was frozen.
I think the devil doesn’t look at the lights.
I get closer and closer to the crossroads and... oh... and the nine went further!! to
It’s not to goats. I stop on the floor, but I know I can’t stop anymore! At least that dwarf didn’t stop, but went on. I try to drive him from behind.
But the nine is suddenly dying on my track...
I turned, I suffered, and I flew to this wreck with my left side, but I did not reach five centimeters before touching it.
He translated the spirit, opened the window, and read very clearly and separately the lecture about the entire genealogy of this blind and deaf fool, who was tired of life.
The lesson lasted five seconds, no more, but it was easier for me.
The driver of the ninth in response only smiled, showed me the sign of O. K. and blamed his hands.
I spit and started to run around him with a buckle... and in half a minute, dropping my car in the middle of the road - already sorry for the hand of this desperate guy and for a long time apologized for every rude word of those that he had time to say.
He in response only smiled and very hopefully forgave me in the soul, well, or at least understood.
And this happened: When I walked around him, I saw that the right side of his nine was supported by a child’s wheelchair.
And from the sidewalk with the screams, the old grandmother slipped to the wheelchair on the four and the passers ran away.

The grandmother stood on the lighthouse, slipped, fell out of her hands with a wheelchair, and the accelerating wandered from the garden through the crossroads.
The boy at the ninth grade understood that he was most likely to get into a car flying on the green light, but he did not drift, but went over and caught a wheelchair.
Without him, this car would be mine.
I am still ashamed that I struck him.
Forgive me, my Guardian Angel on the ninth and thank you.

We ask to change the guarantor of the Constitution on guarantees.
Nothing can help, the whole party is broken.

The Evil
When is there a lot of seeds in a mandarine - is it a girl mandarine or a boy mandarine?
Katarina
The Mandarin Hoopnik?

Record from a child’s card:
"The breasts take confident"
Nothing has changed in 30 years.)

Hop: Are you there?
Voron: I am here

My friend’s husband came to the nursery to see the newborn daughter. He took her on the pen, looked at her for a long time – and then said:" And what, her eyes have already broken? And I thought like cats, only in a week"

Cap lives in one of the local service centers:
Yesterday received an act in which the service confirms that the heater of one trademark does not really read disks.
O_O

foxy_4iffa: I want to be a tall blonde (
Daddy: daughter, did you graduate from writing?

The blonde secretary said:
Well, in your mind, you count and it is normal. And if you take a calculator, you think it’s expensive.

Sudden death syndrome causes 500 deaths every year in Britain.c) from news

X: Syndrome of Sudden Death
British ways of dying... such British ways of dying...

Y: The most dangerous way to end the work day earlier, being a pathologist.

He was suffocated.
It is a sudden death syndrome.

He took off his coat, put on a jacket and left.

The generals commanded the colonels, the colonels commanded the majors, the majors commanded the captains, and the captains commanded the soldiers who marched with the awareness of the importance of their personality – for it took twenty-six officers to command them one!
Reminds me of nothing?

A lot of us! Too much, you understand? Those who learn the latest news from the discussions in BOR, as if he did not know what is happening in the world.

He told his wife a joke:
He told a friend a joke about how the girl in the Sims burned her husband. What she replied to me: "I did the same... You can still drown this fox! You send him to the swimming pool and sell him a raft... he gets tired and drowns!" I’m afraid of something to offer her."

Wife (15:46:08 11/02/2011)
Fuck, I didn’t know it was possible.
I (15:46:24 11/02/2011)
How can I?
Wife (15:46:44 11/02/2011)
Burn and burn.
Wife (15:47:01 11/02/2011)
I just killed the current.

Stop counting year by year!
Be a member, steal from the people!

When I was young, I also went to the disco. A local DJ, well acquainted with the customs of the golden youth, asked before the beginning: Well, what will we do? Dracula or dancing?