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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №60018
 13.02.2012
Kolkhoznik: Kreshendo, Johansson is proofing to me that no one has more curved legs than you have here in the chat.
Kreshendo: Cologne, you are in the word "beautiful" printed)))

[ + 44 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60017
 13.02.2012
XXX: Dear... bring me today to some grain place in our city?
YYY: In the bread bowl? O_O

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №60016
 12.02.2012
How do you spend the Sunday?
yyy: from task 389-395 and the definition of learn
xxx: thank you

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №60015
 12.02.2012
Comments to Article
I do not condemn, but I condemn.
I condemn the nonviolent.
Zzz: condemning the non-violent
bbb: raped the unforcible

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №60014
 12.02.2012
Comment on the 152 inch telephone for 22 lamas on Yandex Markets:
Acquired this telephone in a mortgage, the box from it was handed over to the maculature, the money earned was given to the bank thus closing the mortgage - convenient! Delivery was carried out by self-export. I asked for 500 rubles.
I will share my experience now.
Among the pluses I can note the realistic 3D, the only thing when trying to watch "Star Wars" got the face of the light sword from Darth Vader, in the rest all super, and the color and sound at the highest level. I do not pay for heating now, on the contrary, I am paying for the heating of the whole area. Mosquitoes in the summer do not bother at all, it is enough to turn on any music channel for a couple of minutes and they didn't. The controller can be used as an additional sofa or dining table.
Disadvantages - the screen is slightly electrified, resulting in dust, interior items and pets on it.
The solution to the problem - cleaning is easily done with a mini-automatic washer (for 500 gallons), once a month is enough. Beaten pixels (if any) can easily be replaced with an iPhone, preferably of course 4s, but even the first generation will come together.
I’m pleased with the purchase, I recommend it to everyone!"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60013
 12.02.2012
My wife is a technician. is sick. I sit telling her stories about the overthrow of democracy and totalitarian regimes. He laughs like a child and falls asleep with a smile.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60012
 12.02.2012
Question to the author:

Commentary on one film:
and warning!! to
Causes short-term numbness of the brain and dysfunction of world perception.
After viewing it is recommended to rinse your eyes with warm soap water and read a book (any... absolutely any)
Also (in isolated cases) causes the desire to burn clothes, shut the windows, get into the box and cry.

What kind of movie is this? ? ?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №60011
 12.02.2012
Devil Eye: Looking out the window. I saw this picture (time - 23:10): a grandmother of the 70s is riding a sports bicycle on a solid ice and singing a kind of motif. O_O

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №60010
 12.02.2012
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A silver wolf will come and roast our cable with the net of Inet. and Okda?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60009
 12.02.2012
I tell my girlfriend (d) about the formats of drawing sheets, we build a logical chain:

I: what do you call Watman, is the format A1, what then will be A2?
Half of A1.
I: Okay, what will be the A3 then?
Half of the A1.
I: again good, and then what will be the A4?
A: I am very happy – a booklet!

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60008
 12.02.2012
Coffee costs 20 tbsp. I hit my laptop early Sunday morning.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №60007
 12.02.2012
Our relationship has moved to a new level!! to
xxx: I send him photos of myself unpainted and unphotographed

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60006
 12.02.2012
About the Moscow Metro:

The subway is cool, there is warm, we are constantly warm with the boys, and the little things are thrown up by good people. I write with the ring, here and wifi now, I will not leave here!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №60005
 12.02.2012
She: I love you! 3 Let’s meet you?
Q: What is my favorite color?
She is black?
He: Yes, blue... Okay... And that’s... my hobby? Which?
She: Well, I don’t know you well.
He: That is exactly. The Conclusion?
She: I do not know you well.
He: Yes, my... From the fact that you don’t know me well, what is the conclusion?
She: Why did I go to sleep?
He is a young man. Good night to you))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60004
 12.02.2012
xxx: Best literary work of the twentieth century: "Lolita" Vladimir Nabokov.
Best literary work of the 19th century: Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy.
Yyy: The first book is about a minor prostitute, the second about an adult prostitute. : / /
ZZZ: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY There’s also ‘Crime and Punishment’ – about an old prostitute who was killed with a tail and ‘Moby Dick’ about a whale prostitute. In Ulysses, there are 150 pages about the prostitute, nobody reads them before.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60003
 12.02.2012
God looked closely at modern believers and became an atheist.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60002
 12.02.2012
xxx: well or there BDSM, foot fetish...
A foot fetish is a foot fetish?

[ + 37 - ] [14 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60001
 12.02.2012
Not all that.
and all is not so
When your girlfriend Rinat

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60000
 12.02.2012
Purchasing the navigator, it is angry that before displaying the map you need to agree that the manufacturer does not give any guarantees on where you will be.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №59999
 12.02.2012
I wrote a complaint to the RZD that the electric buses are cold and I will not pay for the ride anymore! Now I sit like in the sauna, my ass is already glued to the seed. I think they got a letter, and I think they’re going to say O_O.

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