I went to work this morning by electric car, the Matveevskaya station, a bunch of people are filled, the doors are not closed.
The engineer’s phrase was delighted: "Where are you all? Electric trains like mushrooms in the forest!and "

Before the arrival of the guests decided to prepare a delicious meal.
xxx: mixed the paste, cut the ingredients, snack two pizzas - one in a multivarka, the other on a bowl (and what to do, a lot of guests)
HH: and went to do his business.
Half an hour later, I remembered that I was cooking something there.
I come to the kitchen and see that the one on the bowl has already burned, and the multivark I have never turned on.
This is called "two pizzas")))

to this:

The funniest moment is when you see a former classmate calling you an onanist in porn.
— — — —
He was right! and ;)

Buying a house in Turkey.

Are you afraid of the Islamization of Turkey?
YYY: I thought it happened in 1453? Or do you know more?

Judging by the current results of the Olympics, the Norwegians do not leave the house without skiing, and in the Netherlands on the sidewalks special slides are poured and the entire population is dressed friendly on skis :)

I’m not saying that many of you don’t value such a good as free medicine at all... many Americans don’t believe it can be.
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I don’t believe it, but I don’t believe it anymore either. Now free medicine in Russia is just a combination of words. There are doctors, so-called, from God, who really cure, think of people, save even the bombs, making him artificial breathing, while his colleagues crush his nose. But until you find how much of your health and money you lose - do not count.

Transition of the name of Kazakhstan to Kazakh Eli
XXX: here the fuck too, Capital - Astana, Country - Kazakh елi
XXX: Where are you living?
The Kazakh people
It’s strange, I haven’t heard of you, and what is your name?
The Capital
XXX - What is your money?
– money

I have been sleeping like a baby in the last few days.
WOW: that is, you can’t sleep without a whale and you wake up every hour and a half to eat?

You are just a pessimist.
YYY: In principle yes. In my case, the glass is empty. I do not have a glass. Even sad somehow.
Without a glass?

Captain is here:

to this:
Alcohol and passports. It is noted that if a bottle of wine is purchased along with chocolate / cheese / fruits - a passport is required. If the wine comes with laundry powder, vegetables, milk, baby juices/pure, sunflower oil, etc. They never ask.
The same store, the same sellers, approximately the same time, the same evil and lame I=)
and...

I am 35 and I have a beard. I look at 25, with the purchase of alcohol problems have never been, but as soon as I tried to buy just a bottle of champagne and chocolate, so immediately asked for a passport :))

and...
The travel passport is not asked in connection with alcohol, but in connection with chocolate (

Elena
WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB

Andrei
Len, I am still pouring the cupboard up, because a couple of times it boiled out of me, and I remembered it only because behind me began to sound uncharacteristic crushing - the cupboard flew away from the walls of the cupboard.

Elena
))))))))
I am tired ?
In fact, I also reacted after some unclear sounds - the varens exploded!!! to

Somewhere in 2003, the Internet is working through a modem. You have noticed that the costs have increased considerably lately. The director calls to the sapport.
So, why do you have to pay so much?
Have you told someone your password?
No, we didn’t tell anyone anything!
Per you have a virus?
We are a medical company, we can’t have viruses!

I still want to see the face of the man on that side :)

XXX: We have an anecdote about where is the hat? Lost an important document. We have not lost. The Chief. As a miracle, it was preserved by our Natashka on her old-old flash, lost, without a cover, with a slick side. The savior of the entire project Natashka runs with her old lost flash and carries this document, whether it is wrong. He was not supposed to survive, but a miracle happened. What do you think she told her?
XXX: "And where is the blanket?and "

Metaball: And inside the power unit is written “do not open.”

The year 2020.
I’m looking for a “child’s life.”
knock at the door!
- completed the phrase "children's dishes"
Steps behind the door. has passed!

XXX: I play poker, I see nick something there_94. Who allowed the child to play poker? And then you realize that it is twenty years old.
XXX: and it's not a nifiga child, it's just a starper

to this:
"From correspondence to "Aske":
xxx:...I conduct 2 journals recording journals, in which 235 journals are registered under 938 inventory numbers.

And you - "package with bags, bag with bags"..."

I have a journal accounting at work... and it is accounted for itself.

The Negroes are lenient. But eat the make-up master: quickly and angrily hit the goat, on shampoos from palm branches and ready! Or caught the fish, cleaned, in the paste, in the oil and ready! Or I caught a neighbor... but I didn’t see it.

I get married to an ethnic Chinese with a completely Chinese surname, which in the Russian version is read as X-y... The fiancé refuses to leave behind me a girl's surname, the option with a double only considers if his surname will be the first... X-y-Nalivko is even bigger.

They have not only fashion for new names there, but also radiation is easy to go, if in the last decade Cristiano has already become a senior economist! Within a decade, only third grade graduates.
It is...
It is 5+++ )))... thank you, bro, pleased!!! Or people have stopped thinking about what they are writing, but with such a smart look and with such meaningful conclusions!!! to