xxx: Yes, I thought it would be uncomfortable for a client to write "suka" instead of "thank you"
Kurai: Did you have that?
XXX: There was, but I didn’t send it. Noted time
Kurai: So add to the auto replacement... Let "suka" change to "thank you"
Curai: You will have about such letters.
Kurai: "I will bring you out of the ground"

I ordered a taxi in the morning and a girl arrived. At the end of the trip (clients also evaluate) I put 4 stars for the appearance. After a pause, I put 3 for the same. Why are you still women everywhere?

The Office Toilet Law:
You can walk by him all day and he will always be free. You should want to go to the toilet, there will be a turn.
Supplement to the Basic Law:
Even if you were free, you should sit down and begin to penetrate the mysteries of the universe with your thoughts, as soon as the door pen will start to shake relentlessly. And no matter how quickly you do your deeds, there will be a line at the exit that will silently blame you with a glance.

> You overestimate women very much. They do not see in you a person, but they mimic it beautifully.

“It’s beautiful to mimic.” by Mdas. You overestimate the botanism. Not every shit is botanical. The real, by the way, women do not complain about a lack of attention.

And we are here plushing with boredom, the format "Diverting yourself" - resumed the old good correspondence. of paper. from the hand. In the envelopes. with the marks. Post of Russia. Oh, this wonderful ecstasy and childish joy, this anticipation and intrigue at the time of opening the mailbox and the discovery of a hand-signed envelope there, absolutely obviously not from the collectors or the candidate for deputies, but from OTHER!!! A shameful ritual and at the same time a quest (well, the Russian Post!). Sometimes letters don’t come. But we sincerely believe in the magic of rituals and that one day they will come. one day. Sooner or later. By the way, no one knows - the Guinness Book of Records has not removed the section "The Longest-Term Letter"?

The Dark:

My friend had a cat Hamon. And not in honour of cheese (they didn’t know at the time), but because it was a little behavior from Hamsky.

And you do not know now.
and Hamon! The Fucks! and cheese!! to

I had an ulcer (or something in this spirit) placed by a lady who had a niche manicure. And I was then walking only by the oculist, so when she pushed my fingers under the ribs with the nails and asked "does it hurt?", I honestly replied that it hurt. She forbade me everything: salty, fried, sweet, soda and everything in this spirit.

In general, I ate like a sea pig for 4 months until I went to another doctor.

Is this how your last words will sound when you stand on your knees and spit out your broken teeth? Is this the inscription you would like to be written on your grave?

It is genius. To dream of sitting down for 15 years because of a broken thing that you did not save and be proud of it.

In London, studying in a master's degree, it is difficult, and also a bunch of all kinds of difficulties of intercultural communication and mentality. And here I go on a day through the city center, to my university, where no Russian person at the Faculty of Informatics (truly lacking communication) I think about the futility of being, about how everything is bad and how I want to go home to Russia, and here on the pedestrian crossing into me a girl with a smartphone, forehead in forehead, expressively and a little sadly says, “Shit!” " and he continues his way. And then I think "no... half a year in London I’ll spend some more time... "

About the backpacks. Stop being jealous, buy your backpack and go to the dark side! Women’s bags are uncomfortable shit, men’s diplomats are double uncomfortable shit. They shake your back, stretch your arms, and beat people on your knees. Buy a backpack with load distribution and orthopedic bracelets! Start to live! XD is

Xxx: I’ve said before that I’m a Muslim by culture and an atheist by belief. andquot;

Yyyy: and stubborn in life. We already know.

Hi, I have the following problem.
I listen to you
The printer does not want to print.
Meaning is?
He is currently printing only one paper.
Meaning is?
And if I put two, he takes both together.
- Roll capture or (and) brake platform. The price of the question we have from 200 to 600 if there are no mechanical damage.
We wore it to the master.
and?
He said the same. Tell me where I should turn...

If you are able to tailor the façade, you can count on the influx of investments.

(The Wisdom of Women)

I hate washing dishes and cleaning up (I’m a fucking grandmother). And once my husband took me out for a walk, in the end we came to the landfill, there came to me bombs and began to shout in one voice: "The Queen has come!" The bastard paid them.

I recently visited my daughter. When I asked her for the newspaper, she replied:
Dad, it’s the 21st century, take my IRad. What to say... this fly never realized that it had killed her.

The news:
" February 2, 2017 In the Tver region, dangerous places on the roads were boiled with holy water.
The ritual of the consecration of places of high concentration of the accident was held by the priest of the Archdiocesan suburbs of the Spaso-Presbyterian temple (Bežetsk) the idol Theodor. He sprinkled the road canvas with holy water and read the prayer.
Priests accompanied by employees of the GIBDD consecrated five places of high concentration of traffic accidents on the highways Tver – Bežetsk – Vessegonsk, Rameshki – Maksatih and Maksatih – Bežetsk.

Laughing or crying?

This is a type of building lighting. Fathers come, illuminate and paste such stickers.
2: I thought that the electricians were engaged in lighting... Since when did the attempts begin to change the bulbs?
3: Do not tell me. I saw an electrician in one office. That they did not burn with such a wiring is a miracle, no other.

> I am afraid of it.
The note will not be paid later. There would be bricks there - it would not be scary to squeeze him on the floor in a low hand.

Someone carries fragile personal belongings in public transportation without following elementary precautions, and I should think how do I not squeeze out someone else’s laptop, which is whispering somewhere behind the back? Have you spent time with him?

Have you seen the movie "50 First Kisses"?
That’s where he forgets every day what happened yesterday.
Well yes. Like "Day of the Surgeon", only the opposite. By the way, it would be fun to watch a movie where she would get on the day of the sick.
and AGA. She doesn’t remember anything, they don’t remember anything, in the movie just ten times the same chain of events is repeated without change. Forget, how fun it is!

Post and sending packages.
I spent 20 minutes sending letters. After that, the girl-operator joyfully announced that she could not send ordered letters - no marks. And the plaque to write about this has no right - for such a plaque they will be severely punished. Periodically, she says out loud that it is not necessary to stand with letters, but I, apparently, failed. Every five minutes, she can’t even say that.
Actually, I was not surprised - yes, the Post of Russia in its repertoire. But I wanted to say by phone at 8-800, scattered on the walls (well, where you can complain that the line is big, and the boss will come out, ask who is here, fucking, very smart, and distract the operator for 15 minutes to punish the complainants). I listened to the menu with the numbers, was transferred to the operator, listened to the lies that my call was important to someone and didn’t wait for anyone. I was not surprised again.