to this:
I decided to look at the browsing history of my wife. Kali, Hinduism, string theory, Blavatsky, and suddenly beautiful hairstyles for every day... Fuck whom am I married to? O_O

*** by
On the woman, brother, on the most normal woman. It was unexpected, right?

Who has an allergy.
Fishing in perfume.
I have idiots.
APCHY

We not only have rights, we also have those who have them.
by konde13

The Peter’s painting:
I walk on a narrow street. The bomb is slowly moving forward. Look corresponding: dirty broken jacket, pants, shoes, wrapped with scotch... In his hands carries a lot of broken bags with his barrel. In short, it is impossible to overcome. Finally, after choosing the moment, I say, “Friend, allow me to overtake you,” I make a kick. To what I hear in response, “Yes, please, but not you, but you...”

In a house where there are children, silence is a cause for panic.

Dr.Provocateur: I slept to work today because I dreamed that I was called from that light and I couldn’t take the phone, but I had to drop it.

I realized that I got well over all these holidays. I sit at work, looking at my summer "bad" photos with longing. A colleague comes back, looks into the monitor, and says:
Mmm... what a cute one. A girlfriend? Do you meet?

A man came back from Amsterdam and said:
The LGBT community is very proud. Every morning, they go out to the facades of their houses, climb the streets and install rainbow flags in the holders. And every night these flags are carefully cleaned in the house.
Do they shoot the flags every night?
- Yes, they just say that if the flags are not removed, then at night they are stolen.

The mystic. I had to leave the room, leaving a notebook with an open document. I come, look, the kitten is sitting on the key, and in the document is open search for the word "little"...
How is it possible? No one will believe...

to this

I am studying at a military school. Sometimes I stand in the costume of the CPC, in the winter, at 7 a.m., dark though the eye of the car, the bus comes, like empty... Well, I go to the driver to check the documents, and suddenly I see how the seats in the bus eyes are opened!!! I’m fucking shit, and that’s it. A couple of tons of bricks had time to put off, and it turned out that it was students, blacks, from the Congo for breakfast brought!

Did you eat black at breakfast? Oh oh oh!

How will the hospital be in England?
Tagged: sick leave
XXX: I am in the hospital

here here :
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This girl:

The xxx:
Here they wrote about the departure of the husband with Vantuza under
The mouse.
I left with a falsificer. So far
I guess the reasons...

And that you suffer from loneliness when he leaves. XDD
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Or to say later that I didn’t leave my ex =)

In Belgium, people are prohibited from making more than 40 grammatical mistakes per month on social media.

It would be like that in the runnet!

The young family loved their cat so much that little Artemika now lives in a nursery with his e-learning allergy.

From the Taiter:

Yesterday in the conversation was born a suitable translation of the Russian words 'startups': first-person

Our former dean (filfax) posted a 14 line poem on Facebook, in which the word "pydoras" is used 9 times) and what did you do for the development of literature today?

How to prepare a delicious oatmeal?
YYY: First, add oil, meat and salad vinegret separately. Instead of oatmeal, take a strawberry, or a couple of eggs and there will be a eyelid. Red wine, white wine, with fish.

Anton asked not to congratulate him with poems

“You remember Lena? she’s here... Emma... a kind of girl.
WOW: the crapper coprophiles, here they are peculiar, and Lena is just hippo)

What if Germany begins to issue passports to residents of the Kaliningrad region?
Oh, how do you? The Reichstag must be painted again.