Describe your x by the title of the film.

XXX: 72 meters

YYY: Going to Heaven

Zzzz: thank you for being alive

xxx: The situation in our unit reminds me of a barge facing an iceberg: everyone has a hole in front of their eyes that needs to be filled, but before pumping water. And I have a hole in the floor of the board in front of my eyes, and from the tools only a fork and a teaspoon.
I have a flower pot :)
True, with a hole from below.

People, it is not for nothing.
Have we become a fool?! to
Thousands are like the wind.
I ate and didn’t notice.

[12:38:48] system: In Astrakhan condemned a man who dragged the body of a merchant at the entrance
[12:39:08] lexicon: I wonder why... he probably had some respectable reason

A large city, a large office in the center, parking for cars almost no. Late cars are placed in two rows and leave a note with a mobile phone under the glass. Ordinary, unfortunately, practice - somehow you have to tolerate.



A friend’s car was repelled with another machine, and on the torpedo instead of the phone number lies a note on which it is written “I went to work.”



You have to go, go off. So he swallowed!



He called a taxi, and while he waited, removed the number, put it on his torpedo under the glass, and left the same note: "I took a taxi." He did not leave his mobile phone number either.

A young mom with a child of one and a half years goes on the street and tells him something. I’m listening to the overtaking: “This is a pine tree, it’s a yellow bench, it’s a barrel of sticks, these sticks are called a 15mm-square-section steel thread, painted with alkyd enamel in two layers on the ground, and it’s a catch, he says, “myu.”

We sit with a friend at a pizza, suddenly, a thick 10-year-old boy approaches us. After wishing us a pleasant appetite and introducing Oleska, he began to explain to us that he is a very sociable guy and he is pleased to meet new people. We told him unintentionally that it was more useful to meet girls than boys. I couldn’t wait to see how he disappeared. We laughed and continued to eat and talk about study. After 5 minutes, Olegka appeared again and stretched me a few towels on which the phones and the names of the girls were written. He pointed his finger to those who wrote it and with the words "don't thank you" fled to the street.

Again in the store. An elderly woman counts the money.

I see her falling 1000r. I raise.

I: Woman, you wasted the money! Here are they.

She: No, it is not me.

I: You counted happiness and fell in front of my eyes!

She: Young man, stop it! I know this divorce.

I: But...

Looking for a fool!

I: ¯\ツ)_/¯

A colleague went to the hospital. I call him to see how things work:
How do you feel? Do you need anything: medicine, hot soup, a woman?
and yes! Send it!
We call back in a few days:
Did the grandmothers come?
Noah, did you send it?
Of course! What have you never come? Per it was really necessary to stick the mark...

- In the Western press is widely discussed the possibility of the beginning of the Third World War because of the Latvian city of Daugavpils
The root of all the problems of the world has finally been found. —Daugavpils. ISIS in Syria has exhaled, Iran and Israel have crossed, North and South Koreans have embraced, the center of the world’s problems has shifted to Latvia – do they themselves know?

Xxx: On the catwalks, nach. And in the tombs!

by Girhasha:
Yesterday, walking around the Tsaritsino, decided to go in the greenhouse. We listened to a piece of excursion. The excursion was for children (class 3–5, probably).
The guide to bring the story to the medicinal plants shows the children the image of the plague doctor:
Look at it, kids! Doctors were dressed like this. Yes, and these doctors went home to patients. Do you know why he has such a sting?
The children were not disturbed:
Because the devil is the sanitary of the forest!

And to him who confuses the endless cycle with recursion, I will put the biber on repeat and shut up in the audience!

You are a masochist.

All these princes are stories. The cute guys. The female hipsters. by Tifou. A man does not have to be beautiful. A man must be a predator. And terrible. One eyebrow is shorter than the other. Eyes of different colors. Probably not one at all. A sparkle of sparkle. A scarring in all of it. and nose. The lips are compressed into a strip. The grandmother should tremble when she sees a man, and not ask what creams he is lubricating. Should be afraid. That during sex I looked at him and thought, “Bl* how scary. It would have ended faster. I want to be with my mom".

And I don’t want to be scared, scared of me and without a man. Why such victims?

My mother and husband went to Sri Lanka. Mom speaks a little English, and there are constantly all sorts of men who try to divorce for money. And not just for money.
He writes now: "I’ve picked up the men to cut off. I speak from the Muslim country. Zea May Hasbend. Ol queshens tu him"
They are to him.

And he is a thunder bass: "What do we need? Everyone was fed. I don’t understand anything"

If you were to sit a little closer, I'd have you for such jokes.
If I were a little closer, I’t be joking.

Description of defects by the client:

The inconvenience:
When working with the program, you have to press different buttons.

to this:

My cat is not affectionate at all and not handy at all. Sometimes I can beat her, even when she is asleep. I bought Suluguni cheese today, well, you know, it's sold in the box. I printed it at home, the tail instantly met, began to ring circles around me, murmuring. And when she realized that it didn’t work, she jumped on her knees and even let herself squeeze a little. I gave her a small piece of food as a reward. Now I know your weak spot, mouthless face! andquot;

This swollen face now knows your weak spot.

here here :
A friend described what Nva-Chevrole is:
This is when the Chevrolet factory is brought to Russia, set up, launched, and Niva is obtained at the exit.

Well, it’s all right, as in that joke: “I told you that the place is cursed, and you’re all hands out of your ass!” Hands out of your ass!"

From Daily News:
"Europe has developed a new package of sanctions."

Too many packages, they probably already have a package with packages, no other.