X: That’s why you won’t meet a man with his head shattered now.
X: Oh, not to you
Y: O_O

The xxx:
You are a doctor’s daughter – you shouldn’t get sick at all! Isn’t your mother deflecting you from viruses and bacteria?

YYYY :
No, she brings me the newest and freshest from work

With the disconnection of cold water, each hand washing turns into a quest: to have time yet... Ah, bl*t, boiling water!!! to

I talked to a friend in the chat, and Chet wanted to smoke. I don’t think it would be so fuelless to leave for a short time. I asked her "What is encapsulation?" and left. As expected, her next post with the first lines from Wikipedia came minutes later.

<v/a> In the nightclubs after two o’clock of the night begins the wild dances of the drunkenness of the marriage market.
<i/s>.... the market price drops sharply and the product goes off at cost.
<a/r> just observed the average price segment.
<s/g> a posle 3x voobshe nachinaetsa liquidation sale )))))))

How many wars: meaningless and fierce.
Started by the fucking ones.

The Russian hijacker, contemporary Robin Hood... steals from Bill Gates and distributes to the poor Russians...

For a long time, I have had an inappropriate question about an impressive part of humanity. It begins with the word "when", ends with the word "trachnet", and in the middle two place names: "me" and "somebody".

On the box the plot about how the driver found the collection bags with the grandmothers, the driver of the grandmothers returned, the TV host before the plot in confusion broadcasts ".. bla-bla.. found the money.. returned.. our correspondents decided to find out why he did it!"

Vatican bans confessing through iPhone

Yes, they have an old account with apples :-)

In the light of the upcoming events, I propose to all entertainment channels to launch the show on March 1st "Police Academy".

The real situation:
Physics lessons in 7th grade:
Teacher: The robbers took money, documents from the victim, divided him to the bottom and decided that there was nothing more to take from him, they threw from the bridge into the river. What did the victim have in the middle of the cold water?
A stone on the neck?? to

Can a professional sperm donor be called an industrial donor?

Listen, I wanted to ask you today, and why has your face been red this morning?
YYY: I will tell you
Yyy: I am coming to the bus stop this morning as usual, waiting for the bus
YYY: I see a girl standing in front of me, such a cute one. Let me know you, MB.
yyy: I decided to start a dialogue with the banal question "how long have you been waiting for the bus"
XXX: So what...?
YYY: this is
yyy: I don’t know why, I was very upset, and in the question "how much you’re" slightly confused (

XXX is
You hear
XXX is
urgently
XXX is
What animals are called.
XXX is
which
XXX is
in the earth
XXX is
Blessed
XXX is
Crosby
XXX is
thanks
YYYY
O_O

And whoever is poor and hard-minded,
A wasted speech.
borrowed from everywhere.
It is a matter of cost limitation. Goethe "Faust"

God, what does it look like?

Zoh is alive!
Lenin is an athlete.
Zzz: Putin is a crab.
I am a tomato

During the game.
We stand with the guys and watch the teams go through the stage. It became boring, one says I have 2 anti-gas in the car, let’s dive, after five minutes it became not funny and one decided to try to drink beer through the anti-gas, twisted the filter, put a half-pound and began to breathe vigorously. At this point, the second approached and the sink of force crushed the bottle, the vision of the waterline of foam in his glasses rising up from the inside cut us out for 20 minutes. After which, rashed and only calmed down, the driver issued "so that you have really poured the balls". We could not see the stage further.
rjgbgfcn hekbn ^__^

Do you know your hands grow out of your ass?
yyy: and I'm so comfortable, I still do everything through my ass, pull closer)

Let’s introduce fines for poverty. Being poor will become unprofitable and everyone will quickly become rich.