She: You know, by the results of one test, it comes out so you will have to live with me all your life! ;-)
What is the test?? to
She is pregnant...

Siddhartha in the cafeteria - some drunk guy comes in, smells, explains.
And if they were here, they would have put him in the head.
I said, “Where did you get it?”! to
I’ve heard that they never hide their feelings.

Sklep - I understood why some girls shave their eyebrows and draw them with a pencil.
Sklep - half an hour before the date, I realized that I looked like Brezhnev, and I don't know where to look for a pincet...
Sklep - so in the bathroom I found a machine for three blades... and decided to carefully shave the grown hair.
In general, with a bleeding eyelid, half the eyebrows and a missing part of the eyelids, I sit at home.
Draw when they grow up.

cynical
I watch an anime about a group of mercenaries who must split five selected elves to make the tattoos on their bodies a spell that will return them to Japan.

Kentaro
Now you know why you don’t smoke grass.

Kentaro
You do not need it.

X: What to give you for a day?
YYYYYYYYYYY))
XXX: I didn’t know you were.
YYY: Well then your epiphone
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to

to this:

And let’s go to Kilimpliz and задолba.li to write all sorts of rugged stories that would also take stupid nits.
— — —
The Stage!
Personally, I ran on Kilmi Anekya to poison (let’s start with the bearded)

My friend says, “Look at what I have with the compass.
I: What’s wrong with him?
Girlfriend: There is... The Blue Screen of Death when loading, here.
I turn the computer on, the installation screen of the HR is illuminated with the requirement to insert the disk and enter the serial book.
I: I don’t know if I’ll please you or upset you, but you have a blue screen of birth here.

and XXX:
I want a Geiger bracelet, a backpack with a tent and an IRP behind the back, a heavy leather scarf on the floor, with a cap, a barbecue and a respirator...

OOOU :
The milk! You need to go to the army!

and XXX:
Two years of wishes

When you ask me"you are my friend"you willingly answer"what do you need";

Announcement at the schedule of the 2nd semester (1 course):
The elderly of the groups go to the laboratory with a list of survivors and find out the new numbers in the laboratory lists and the schedule of work.

<=Al'fA=>: scuco, eat hunting, and peelmen folded into one huge piece! It is :'(
<Richard>: Yippidy! I have eaten! )
<=Al'fA=>: I want to go! I will eat them anyway!
<Cris>: well-no... ))
<=Al'fA=>: Overall, I’ve missed a piece through the meat-cutting machine and I’m going to fry the cocklets out of it. Who will go out.
I will tell.
<Crisis> is a good thing! Catholics of Odin! B is
<=Al'fA=>: listen, and offgenic fucking came out, with spices and light :-D
I have made them with cheese ;)
<Chris> Are you serious about it?
<=Al'fA=>: *with a full mouth* umg. by Ugo!
<Cris>: I have to do it! Where have you been before, Scully? I am here with hunger, go out lazy, and such a shit up to 3 packs!
<=Al'fA=>: Eee...0_o
Do not do that! I want to patent.
<Cris> is out! I have already created :D

News title: "Photoshop may become paid"
Comments: Abarazeli quite, look, and from the afternoon even for sugar and bread in the shops will have to pay, or look and for vodka money will be taken. and swallow.

What is your forecast for the Olympics final?
Even if Russia is not against Canada.
In fact, I only have to dream of such a final...
You have to dream, and I have to survive, having a Canadian husband... he last time did not talk to me for 2 days...

Pin: Oh, I’ll buy my wife a new computer on Love’s Day.
Mik: Yeah, the drill and a new tire has it already.

Cap is always right. If he is wrong, he is wrong.

You work badly.
Are there complaints?
No, but you work badly.

Good appetite to you!
X: How do you sing?
I am singing fucking :(

xxx: I bought a landscape with a house from two old men.
XXX: Began to dismantle the mountain of the remaining sludge in the house.
xxx: Enjoyed 2 finds: a plastic half-hole without a necklace with the mark mark:"Raybands", completely wrapped with different ropes from 15 cm, and a half-hole without a necklace with the inscription "Inappropriate ropes"wrapped with ropes from 2 to 15 cm.

The content of the urn is pleased with two types of people: bombs and deputies.

Expecting the success of the model "Kalin", Avtovaz began to develop models "Collollah", "Camly", "Supla", "Malk2", "Haliel", "Collah", "Plus", especially interesting promise to be models "Lav-4" and "Lend Clouseau". and c)