Monthly...First a reason for a mine, then for sleep, then for a scandal...

stone from the membrane.

The minus of anchor cranes is a large foundation.
On my buildings, a frog strongly sucked me to dig the foundation of the crane, which is a monolithic cube of 7x7x3 m, with a saturation of 200
They will excavate traces of home in 1000 years. Here, like our ancestors lived. They fossilize the foundation of the crane next to the house - and this is, like a plate, where our ancestors sacrificed animals for holidays. In order for the animals not to shake before the procedure they were bound to the cylinders - point to the highly alloyed anchors d75, spinning out of the plate. Moreover, the animals were required to be placed on the sides of the world, see - cows 4 pieces.

Everyone is saved and everyone is happy.
Luba: In two words, how did it come out?
The fucking shit.
Luba: good... it went well...

Even a gepard could not catch up with a dog who had lived next to the shaurma kiosk for two years.

222: the gepard would live next to the kiosk.)

111: YouTube censorship video -> the gepard overcomes the supersonic barrier :P

I went to strip dance class:

He: How are you doing your job? Learned something?)

I: The lesson itself taught me that being a fat cow is bad.

and xxx:
We have a colleague one) silent such, serious, uncompromising
and xxx:
He got up and left after lunch.
and xxx:
at Wedding
and xxx:
on its own!

AAAAAA... I had a hamster... more accurately, I gave birth....))))))))))))))) fucking... I thought they were pedicure)))) Fucking... what to do with them????))))))))))

From the family psychotherapist’s archive:
Husband: Hi doctor, I have a problem - my wife stunned me with her reproach that a man is made a man by actions, not words.
Psychotherapist: I had the same a couple of years ago, and now everything is fine.
Couldn’t it be like you’ve done it all?
Psychotherapist: Instead of telling her "Go on the go!" I started beating her in the fuck!

Oh great Chuck Norris!
Please close the door of your refrigerator.
With respect to Russia.

In connection with the sharp cold, February 14 was declared the Day of the Holy Quarantine in the country.

CEC of the Russian Federation accused Prokhorov of illegal agitation

If the oligarch does not explain the appearance of unauthorized billboards, he risks a fine of up to 60 thousand rubles.

fines up to 60 thousand. This is yes! Prokhorov is bankrupt.

Dear Comrade

"Never, I repeat NEVER shake in a working jacuzzi!"

Please tell me what will happen!! to

The task to develop: you need a more different pink pig than the one that already exists... more pink and more pig.

Yesterday over the Volga a beautiful moon hanged, tried to photograph, but the photographer could not focus, then issued a message: "The object is too far, try to get closer."

My eight-year-old daughter had round eyes and she knew not a single word from that line except sitting and red.

XXX: I have a question.
xxx: Why did people choose the decimal system? This is not logical, there is no such number anywhere in nature.
HH: And today I noticed that...
I have 10 fingers on my hands!!!! to

by Google+
xxxx help me! My light bulb is stuck in my mouth and the only hospital in the district is not working, what should I do? I am not joking! I am in photo! (Photo with a lamp in the mouth)
Yyy: Bite her, be a man, fuck her!

In childhood I was driving in the subway and on the door, at the level of the eyes there was always a sign "Don't lean down", because I loved to look out the window, I dreamed of growing up and becoming higher than this sticker. Adults, so these fucks are stuck with advertising (((

xxx: In my humble opinion, to do a duel in order to restore a damaged honor is a very stupid idea. Because if you lose, then it will happen that some Mr. Don did not have enough of what you cracked, and also killed - which, by the way, in itself is much worse.
If instead of a duel to wait for the offender in a dark chamber and, after hitting the moment, from behind to break his head with a cut of the pipe, the chances of successful restoration of honour are dramatically increased.

I watched the photo of the new "Jiggulla". The salon pleased. On the driver's safety pillow was attached a firm boat. It seems that careless drivers will be stamped.