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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №25793
 10.02.2010
Vambadan: Believe the presence of tunnels in the ear, etc. It does not affect mental abilities in any way.
Sv: Because mental abilities affect the presence of tunnels

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №25792
 10.02.2010
Novosibirsk Academy City, a night smoking company on an unglassed balcony.
One (retarding, thoughtfully): when there is already at least 15 degrees minus.
Other (dark): in the summer

[ + 61 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25791
 10.02.2010
Swetlanka (20:25:55 9/02/2010)
In this semester of management we do: the snake sits on the corks one after the other, puts your hands on your shoulders and alternately puts your foot on the side. So he couldn’t withstand three times and the whole gym as a strike: the rough clen green...

MICsher (20:26:27 9/02/2010)
and GG)))

[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25790
 10.02.2010
99% of files in torrent networks are pirated
That is fucking! 😉

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №25789
 10.02.2010
According to the rules of a good tone, a woman is not asked how old she is, but a man how he repented from the army.

[ + 33 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25788
 10.02.2010
The best way to calm the nerves after a scandal is to stream the kitchen knives.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №25787
 10.02.2010
A bold decision
The truck in front of me was owned by a glass workshop, which, without a doubt, had a great future. On board was carefully dispatched:
Free rides for all children up to 12 years old.
by Paul Morse. United States

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №25786
 10.02.2010
The criminal!
A prostitute!
This is the end of the election debate of presidential candidates.
of Ukraine.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25785
 10.02.2010
I have diabetes, flatulence, impotence and hemorrhoids, but I’m not upset, I’m only 18 years old.

[ + 62 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25784
 10.02.2010
News

19:47 Russian scientists are developing a engine based on new physical principles of gaining traction associated with gravity. The engine was named in honor of the work of Danelia - "Gravitsapa".

20:23 During today's stock exchanges, the shares of the Cherepovetska gypsum factory increased by 7%.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №25783
 10.02.2010
My girlfriend, from the institute is practicing in school,yeyeyee always dreamed of fucking a puppet=)))))

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №25782
 10.02.2010
z0lus: I stole a pen at the store for 50 rubles, and it turned out to be a non-working model.
Geny: your dad stole the handdoon in the store for 50 rubles, and he turned out to be a non-working model...

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №25781
 10.02.2010
We called my daughter Vasilina. Not Basil, but Basil. But we are afraid that it will be called Vasie anyway. The name is the most beautiful.
and psychic. Watson will not call her. and Vaseline.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25780
 10.02.2010
Next to this:

Or maybe... the administrators of this resource with their "funny/not funny" wanted to say what to stop throwing UG here?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You laughed from the heart, voted for you!

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25779
 10.02.2010
From a conversation between two women with a high IQ:

Before I was excited by beautiful eyes and strong hands, now I am excited by the brain and most often my own.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №25778
 10.02.2010
Wicked (09:26:14 9/02/2010)
How do you feel about me inviting you to a date? 😉

Neffi (09:26:28 9/02/2010)
You have Nadia.)

Stirling (09:26:51 9/02/2010)
Something is always wrong with you!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №25777
 10.02.2010
Recently, our views with the C++ compiler have become very different.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №25776
 10.02.2010
xx (23:08:54 8/02/2010)
I have a dish! 😉

xy (23:09:05 8/02/2010)
Which? )

xx (23:10:03 8/02/2010)
Pasta with pasta under aromatic butterfly sauce!

xy (23:10:59 8/02/2010)
It is a dish.)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №25775
 10.02.2010
Some time ago, scientists wanted to conduct a study that needed a group of men who sometimes watched porn and a control group – who didn’t watch porn at all. No one was found for the second group. None of one.

[ + 60 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25774
 10.02.2010
We need to invent a kitesurf.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Wow, it’s really good!'mm As an orbiter-pellmen'
A mix can be made with sausages*ROFL*
The accuracy!
The Orbit of Pelmesis
Sounds like :D

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