From Hbar discussing self-destructive electronics:
A real breakthrough in consumption. Now all the electronics will kill themselves in some time after the end of the warranty period :)
I would not buy such.
I would buy it, only to find out later. Inspected by the NSA))

The basic law of oil business in Russia - if something has changed somewhere, then you need to raise the price of gasoline.

The machine works with electrical equipment.

Do you work under stress?
M is UGU.
I: I will go, or I will fall asleep in ashes.

The electricity store "Everything... to the lighthouse".

Call on the radio in the type of "translate hello-order a song" - "I would like to pass on a greeting to two of my clients, two Sergei and put for them the song of Moiseev and Trubach".

XXX: I decided not to go to the universe. I work and study programming. Eighty years old, I will be in Aachen.
OK, wait for the agenda. U.S. Military Commission
xxx: I have a heart defect, flat foot, I am not from Russia :(
Fuck you, combo You only have to be a grandmother.

God created the world in 7 days, and you are going to write one unfortunate report for 2 weeks.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY 6 days of development, 1 weekend and 4.5 billion. years of debugging.

I will add:

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to this:

"xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Stonehenge is like a calendar. Can you imagine what they had with the clock?"

Cuckoo, you must assume, still lives in Loch Ness.
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And once in a hundred years with the voice of the Jigourda says: "ku-ku, bleaa - vektaki-to"

After five years of free swimming, a friend strikes a cliff to a girl he once lived with, but separated. She has been struggling long and persistently, and I have to say that for the first time he has been struggling with her for six months. Published today:
"Yes, I’m already a second term on her friend zone!"

This is:
And you think how good it is that your wife is with your friends. Then comes a man and says, “Well, you are a bad guy.

You are really bad.
Do not trust a friend or wife. Believe in the Left. The young man.

Do not be surprised later.

...
Who are the diopters?
yyy: this currency is... in the country of Myopia

From Habr:
Your website in Opera 12 does not work.
Well, okay, we only have 2% of visitors with Opera 12.
Or maybe you only have two percent because your website doesn’t work in it?! to

XHHH: I found a flick that I wanted to read for a long time. The comic. About the Superman. Superman type landed in the USSR and was raised in the spirit of communism.
HH: Funny, by the way, I read with pleasure. Comics can really be read.
XHH: Only one thing bothered me: there are a lot of pictures.

xxx: Crevedko, Ulitko...But here at our university computer science is assistant Katko :D

to this:

Man missing in N-sk was found dead
The missing woman in N-sk was found drunk
Missing on January 29 in New Urengoy, an 11-year-old boy was found by a long-distance driver
The question. How did an 11-year-old boy become a long-haul driver?

Like the drunk and dead found those man and woman in N-sk

I sit in the dining room. Here the guy enters the main hall, inspects. Suddenly his phone rings:
Masha, I have 3% of the battery left, and you call me to say you don’t want to talk to me, baby!! to

Deuce: In honor of 23 February, Russians are given a two-day rest - 22 and 23 February (Saturday and Sunday).
The Day of Defender of the Fatherland falls on Sunday and another non-working day was to be added to the weekend, but the Ministry of Labour postponed it to November 3, 2014.
Danila: Well here (
Deuce: until November
Deuce: That then not next year at all?
Deuce: Hole there, for 30 decades
Danila: I don’t work in Minneapolis
Deuce: no one works there - it's Minitourism

xxx: Call such, ask "you will soon?", I am "ah, I am going to go out", I answer "oh, don’t need to be so soon, approach three".
XXX: I was sleeping.
YYY: I thought so :D

Miracles of Copywriting:
The video of the opening ceremony of the Sochi Olympics, posted on YouTube and presented on the official website, was blocked by the International Olympic Committee.

I have the right! Today is Saturday!
NN: You are not a Jew!
On Saturdays is a Jew.