It is often said that when a man has a short penis - he grows long hair - so that at least something is long and attracts girls. (c) Til Lindemann (Rammstein)

Let’s see how he says this to Gigi!!!! to

@gapess: Pizdec: Get up at 6, go to work, come home at 23, and personal life when? She still has to jump! :D

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A total of 75 deaths from shark attacks were recorded last year, 12 of which were fatal.

We sit with a colleague at work (working in the warehouse) for lunch.
Both have lunch "Dossier"
I'm here my girlfriend in Doshyrak only has a snack and no soup.
He (melancholy and with a longing voice) Нууу...the rich have their wonders...

I remember the New Year was celebrated by friends somewhere in the year at 91, it must be said that we lived in the village and the benefits of civilization were not in everyone. There was a five-year-old girl who had not seen toilets in her life, and then she went to the toilet (with the toilet), did her business, came to her mother and slowly sparks: "Where to take the pot?", Well, mother, not thinking, answers her: "Well, take out the street," the girl left, returned after 10 minutes, squeezed, with turning tears and says: "Mom, help me, I can't do it!"...

In one of the social networks comment to the photo of the cuddly curved girl:

and Yuri:
I saw the picture - Nits fell, Nemya.
Unclear bitter and lazy.
Thank you, I showed you, Laurel,
Mysterious posture "the letter Zhu"...

Today on RBC TV. Mexican drug cartels have pledged to halt violence during the Pope’s visit. As touching

Who is the Interior Minister at home?
and Mom!
What should she do?
to listen!
Who is Andrew?
Head of family!
What should he do?
to respect!
And to listen?? to
and Mom!

1 – Secretary and Pipet.
2 – What is it?
1 - Well, you are an adult, tell me how to decipher OOO?
A limited liability company.
1 - Woooot, and she wrote yesterday to four dismissed guys - a disabled society!

Have you killed at least one duck in your life on the TV that you need iPhones? by Mr. Jay

What kind of frost?? to
I stood today, waiting for the electric.The jacket was red, the beards and the beard were covered with injection and became white.
A 7-year-old boy came and asked, “Father Christmas, what are you doing here?

What to answer, I did not invent.

Give me money!
But for it to be really the best gift, it must be money made with your own hands!)
NNN

The soft sign after g, sh, st, h is written:
At the end of the female genus, for example: rouge, night, mouse.

2) At the end of the verb after sh, for example: you carry - you carry, you wear - you wear, you receive - you mix.

In the verbs of commandful inclination, and it is preserved before, for example: man - hide; hide - hide; eat, hide - hide; hide - hide; eat.

4) At the end of the verb in an indefinite form, and the letter is written before, for example: cut, cut.

In all speeches after the final s and h, for example: whole, jump, go away, and also in the speeches steep.

At the end of the particles: hang, beat, only, go.

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xxx: Fool, decided to get in touch with the administration and find a new job in another field: 3 weeks ago he resigned, rested a little and went to look for. Yesterday I went to an interview with the company for the position of a manager, we sit and talk like they are all right, and here the shit, the staff take, and scratch: the chat network is constantly falling. This is who pulls my tongue, who? And then again admin.

Playing with my daughter (3 years) to the doctor. She confuses, measures my temperature, listens to my heart, and makes a diagnosis:
- Dad, you have high pressure and your head hurts, and it's all because of the hives.
What other shit?
Who is sitting in the head.
The Wife:
The baby’s mouth.

Gryat, Pugacheva and Galkin also want to have a surrogate child!
I sympathize with the child.
X : Why?
U: Well, imagine Galkin’s huge mouth, his nose with a hump... Pugacheva’s red hair and her procrastinated voice... And what’s going to happen?! to
X: Jiggardy?!?!?! to

Chinese Americans are always paid retirement because Chinese Americans never die.
When a Chinese dies, his passport is given to the next Chinese arriving in the container.
WOW: Probably for these reasons and made the film Gorec

Someday they will prove that all living beings, including plants, fungi and bacteria, feel pain... and then there will be super-vegetarians who eat nothing and live on the expense of sunlight... not long.

XXX: I will be cremated.
yyy: wash - the ash is absorbed faster
xxx: so that grandchildren don't drag around the world to the grandmother's grave
Diamonds are made from the ashes of our ancestors.
YYY: practically... sweet, come out for me – here’s the grandmother’s ring

xxx: for a guy to refuse a female striptease... suspiciously
yyy: Sun, I consider striptease without subsequent sex to be something like roasting meat for someone on the second week of a herbal diet.