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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №59878
 09.02.2012
Looking at this page, I was almost upset. This is a stupid foolish point! What a 91-year-old girl from some kind of pitch, made glamorous photos in restaurants and clubs, and like she is a cool secular lion shit! "whiskey, cox, fool, just not to feel" DON’T go naked! Why is no one shooting?

[ + 85 - ] [50 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59877
 09.02.2012
Again St. Valentine's Day
I will celebrate alone.
But in Skyrim I am a wretch,
Strong Fighter and Assassin

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59876
 09.02.2012
"The habitat" on the first channel just. The issue about counterfeits, including about silky vodka.
A friend came to me with two bottles of alcohol, offered to drink 50 grams.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №59875
 09.02.2012
<Wagner> and you are there, are you bored at work?
<day^> No, we are happy to work! and :)
<Wagner> Do you know who made the work of the monkey?and :)
<ixian> Wagner, a sixth-grade slander.

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59874
 09.02.2012
M: If you, without paying attention to your occupation in the military epochs, are pleased to come down to us from your empires and visit our earthly store, then I will be immeasurably grateful to you for the purchased snack – specifically breakfast for the daughter and the grown-up a few cheeses, mushrooms and milk, and sweet snow, kefir, litre of pulp and tea of delicious crendels. I kiss with a heartbreak, your wife, a cool tanker.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №59873
 09.02.2012
xxx: Hi bro, is there geometry?
yyy: page %this percent, numbers %this percent
No, you don’t understand, I’m interested in the decision.
ууу: I know the password, I see the carrier, fuck I geometry, physruck my idol

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59872
 09.02.2012
The university gives knowledge, but the mind does not add.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №59871
 09.02.2012
Grandpa goes to the store, whispering under his nose:
We need to buy more wheat, feed a little bit.
is wrong near the dacha, eat comes)
To feed the cat? What will you cook?
Here is more! I will sow the wheat at the doorstep, the spiders will fly, let him catch,
Not small...

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №59870
 09.02.2012
Are you a Russian patriot?
and yes.
So why do you drive a foreign car and not a domestic car?
Do not confuse patriotism with idiotism.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №59869
 09.02.2012
I had to do some business this morning, my mom had to do business at 6 a.m. I have already translated the alarm clock 2 times, my mom comes in to wake me up, I try to make a vivid voice and give out: "I don't drink!", then pause "in the sense I don't sleep."

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №59868
 09.02.2012
xxx: Yesterday, the co-worker came to us, the 1st day to work for the post of proger.
xxx: At first, he was not found a compass, in the end, half a day was released by the former notary of GenDyr who loudly rebuked and outraged.
Then the net was pulled to him, in the end it fell, and the dumbtor went to repair it, forging with the help of a knife of gips-corton swipe, then he took a tail.
The boy was sitting with shaken eyes.
He called me today and said he didn’t want to work with us.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №59867
 09.02.2012
Everyone sooner or later asks the same question "Why do I go to this job at all?and "
The philosophy of life.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №59866
 09.02.2012
I have a favorite today gave the phrase))) "I think you have gotten rid of it, but if I am in the bathroom and I do not close :)" - still without women life is not so fun :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №59865
 09.02.2012
Where is the slave?
On February 19, 1861, Emperor Alexander II issued the Manifesto on the abolition of serfdom.
Slavery was abolished in the United States as a result of the Civil War of 1861–1865. between the Northern and Southern States.
I think there is no slavery at all. And I don’t know where to look for the "slave".
The Constitution clearly prohibits any violation of human rights.
Q: Did you not understand what you are writing to me?
You asked: Where is the slave I answered?
Where is the slave?
How do I know where your slave is?
Find where you lost.
Oh, what a terrible horror you are!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №59864
 09.02.2012
xxx: Here’s the broadcast "Let’s get married", why is there still no broadcast "Let’s get married". Looking for a company :D

[ + 23 - ] [23 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59863
 09.02.2012
Horror: Where did the Knights and Gentlemen go?
Do you know about dinosaurs? the same fate, not adapted to the environment)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59862
 09.02.2012
xxx: the answer of the installor (familiar) to the complaint why the wires hang on the wall
"Our name is the office "Vityaz", we left, and you fuck"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59861
 09.02.2012
xxx: Without my participation, it is almost impossible to access my information (sufficiently reliable passwords on the bios, operating system boot, login, encrypted file system, so that even by connecting the hard drive to another computer, it is impossible to read its content).
YYY: Have you heard of thermorectal cryptoanalysis?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №59860
 09.02.2012
From Opera Portal:

Cautious cats do not write in bars.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59859
 09.02.2012
Polar mouse (10:56:27 8/02/2012)
There was such a game before. The Arcanum. There was an offensive in the game. Technology and Magic. And when your magic was pumped to a high level, all the technological around you broke. And in turn. On the way I have a mother buffer not less than 70lb

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