Committee on Finance, Tax and Credit Policy

Requirements: 18 years of age, higher education, 2 years of experience

Maxim: Do you not think this hotel is not the best place for a first date? There was no personal meeting before.
I am not going to be alone.
With the carpenter?

Cut out of the news "Warhammer 40K MMO is in development, but THQ needs help".

...THQ, according to its 2011 financial statements, is now not in the best position, which has led to company restructuring, dismissals and cuts in executive salaries (which may sound somewhat unusual for Russians).

The comments:

Well not very usual! At the point!
2.I would say - for the Russians (us xD) it is beyond the boundary of fantasy =)
I will say even more, for the Russians, the existence of the real universe of Warhammer is more likely than cuts in management salaries.

On the hub comment about the DDoS attack on the router:
Chuck Norris stands up.

A famous mathematician asked:
What is the most important task of mathematics in the 20th century?
He answered:
Catch a butterfly on the other side of the moon.
But why, what is the meaning?
It doesn’t make sense, but can you imagine how many useful problems it will need to solve?
Habr

Wife and aunt went to relatives
xxxh: a week lived with the cat soul to soul, everything was okay, ran healthy
Yesterday I brought my wife and aunt.
The cat went out into the hallway, looked at them, returned to the room and, sorry, blinked.
Symbolic: symbolic, symbolic

I imagine how Navalny, Parthenov, Akunin, Udaltsov and Shevchuk communicate on Skype in an audio conference. Talk so friendly. And then Navalny suddenly says: "Eh, it’s all enough! Go to a rally. I will do it."

From Habr:

There is a city legend that Einstein, when he was gathering for a conference in the United States (living in Europe), sent an announcement of his lecture — proof of Ferm's theorem. And when he arrived, of course, changed the name of the report to corresponding to reality. He did this so that if his plane crashed over the Atlantic, the whole world thought he could prove this theorem.

After receiving the January salary, it seemed that the management thought I should fall asleep and suck my leg(((

From the Auto Forum:

Bonus: Good morning, you need advice on choosing a car, for a beginner - a working unpretentious car, on average, you can drive 2,500 thousand km a month, in good condition, the budget is up to 60 rubles. Which brand, model will advise suitable for these parameters.

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I don’t understand why you’re shaking?
...
Strel: Imagine what you became a guy for a day to do then?
It would be nice to get rid of any girl.
Strel: and you’t get it :)
Rossa: Then it would be good.

This morning the thermometer knocked on the window and asked to go home.

What did you buy in the store?
YYY: bought meat, berry onions, seeds, beef, cheese. Madly sweet mandarins, apples
XXX: what, the sausage is really bad, right?

The programmer: try it.
Test: No, it does not work
Programming: What are you doing?
Nothing, I am going home.

Slavik... let’s bet on the hennessy box that the prostitutes in Kiev for Euro 2012 will learn English faster than the garbage from your administration.

xxx: how can you see the software code of the window, namely, 15 lines are needed
YYY: Crazy – kill yourself at the table
xxx: here’s what I explain ?
YYY: to whom?
XXX: Yes, there is one stunned she just promised to pay for the machine
15th line of vinyl?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: The
XXX is very hard ?

My 2-year-old daughter handed out a pearl today) I am going to leave in the morning, wearing strings and walking still undressed. She says, “Mommy, why are you naked?” You have a job shirt, right? I defended myself! I say - who will hear and think - and who does the child's mother work if she has working and non-working cowards??))

XXX: She is the favorite in the evening dress, and in the morning without makeup in the bigud stretched coat
Why do you stretch your clothes?

Refusal to issue a loan (Rayfaisen)

tk. You do not have a city fixed phone, we can not be sure of your payment ability, so we do not approve your loan.

And this is the presence of equipment worth more than 1 million rpm, land plot. Proper home + stable confirmed income

Answer: Dear employees of the bank, fucking in the courtyard of the 21st century, what a fucking fucking phone, you that, in case I decide to fuck up with money, you will look for me on the telephone wire like a thread...

I sit and cry hysterically. ?

The ghost of the animal will look at you grabbing his body and will not feel anything good about you. And this anger will increase your negative karma even more

YYY: They are nothing compared to the tortion hatred of headless wheat collies and broken young seeds in the test.