Hope Babkin, Alla Pugachev, Allena Sviridov... Unlike Angelina Jolie, Russian stars do not adopt children, but marry them.

Keda
The main problem of the Mediterranean is the height of these males 140-150 cm.
Alexis
But their brutality is not their problem.

Conversation with my wife:
I have already decided that I’ll give you a gift for the 23rd. We will buy seat blankets in my car for you as a gift.
I: - Then I will buy a video card in my computer as a gift to you on March 8.

Many do not know how to live in real life, but everyone has a plan on how to survive in the zombie apocalypse.

And, by the way, Winnie-Puch sang about Schrödinger’s honey:
"Everything is or is not. And honey – I don’t know what the secret is – if it exists, it doesn’t exist right away!

A colleague looked at the balance sheet and sadly issued "Soon in the column "available balance" instead of the figure will be written "thank you for the work!".

Every day for three months in the area of 13-14 hours in the quip I received spam of the following content: "Hello! Are you striking me hard?and "
This message has not arrived for a week.
Per something happened to her? Reply to! I miss it!!! to

X: Please help me translate the phrase: Try to guess it yourself!
Y: Try to guess yourself!
X: No, I am serious...

[8:36:38] Pappa: In children’s mornings, boys were often dressed with rabbits and girls were dressed with snowflakes. Here they grew up - cowardly brides and ice women.
[8:37:25] Liska: heh )) I was a boy
Daddy: So what did you grow up with?
[8:38:03] Liska: designer x)

Bakss333: When I was a kid, I was not driven home from the street. What about CHO? There are no children on the streets. As in the GTA)

Postman falls out of seventh floor window and falls two weeks later
YYY: and not there landed
Zzzz: And it turned out that it was not him at all.

After three acquaintances brought me a note for repair. Disc C cleared, mined to D, and there are exactly two folders:

Documents
Pornography

So it happened that the two-year-old daughter's favorite - blue: the car is blue, the dolphin is blue, a gift from Santa - in a blue box... The word "blue" became synonymous with "good". Before going to bed, she lashes, glimpses me on the face: "Maaamomochka... a..."

Oh those translators. This was supposed to be translated as Pool Break.

The development of a home robot

zzz: As for autonomy, teach him how to plug the fork into the socket and he will be fine in that regard.
XXX: He will not let himself be turned off from the connector.
Yyy: And then he will start stealing electricity from nearby fast foods and stop coming home at night.

Vadim
“One villager was ordered to shave anyone who does not shave himself, and not to shave anyone who shaves himself. How should he deal with himself?”
Reply to Reason

Tatiana
Based on the first impulse – to leave this dumb village, but I will still think about it.

Vadim
Another example
The mayors of all cities should not live in their own city, but in a special City of Mayors. Where should the Mayor of the City live?

Tatiana
In the foolish village from the first task

Yes, I was going to, but I did not call the worker, and what to call - he is busy all the time, and on the mobile phone did not - he may not take it! But it was still"
Fuck you, where are you like, fuck you??? I don’t know any woman who carries such a shame, regardless of her family status. You are married to that one. Do not complain, you are a fool.

You may not believe it, but Camedi has always been like that. You have grown up.

Site of acquaintance:

Anna: Who are you working for?
Alexei: Master Builder of houses I am in Poland
In Poland? In which city?
Alex: In the same
City of Poland?
Alexis: Yes
Is it a big city? ? And where is he? In Poland ?
Alexei: Big near Kaliningrad
Anna: Do you know that Poland is not a city, but a country?
Alexey: It relates to Russia and I have no time to study cities
M is...

Enough to post fictional stories about gamers who do not pay attention to their sexual girlfriends. How did a dirty gamer manage to marry a sexy girl if he didn’t get rid of the compass? Think of something else.)

Psh