The xxx:
My son bought a washing machine. The daughter wears around her, drives everybody away - because it's her bought and it's her "stitch". Start the washing mode. He wants to see how the water will melt. Turn on the TV and get distracted. The son-in-law is here:
The machine has already drained the water.
How? → His daughter jumped from the chair.
To describe you by sound or by stream?

We sit somehow on a pair, 4th course, a lot of groups, a lecture, by the way, many write it, ask for a short break. Prepod (woman) "Mmmm..., Danone. Have rested? Let’s go on."

How to make the Russian Post work?
Kill the leadership and hire elves
YYY: and no
Better than gnomes.

Video on YouTube, where Timati came to school. Kament:"Well, Timothy has come to school! He had to go there more often. Then Mr. Black Star might know that there are no black stars, there are only black holes.

The gynecologist:

The xxx:
This is Loll, next to me in a line sits a pregnant girl of 18 years and digs into a notebook. The edge of the eye noticed contacts: sweet, rich, the only one.

YYYY :
Take care of your children, but keep your contacts :D

Real history, no fiction, I work as an admin. (Without any names)
from February 1 in leave: Called to work 2 times, 40 missed, 4 accepted official calls.
2 February: Calls from 8 am to 19 pm. I did not take the phone at all.
3 February: found home, withdrawn from vacation...
Now the pictures:
Reason for withdrawal from leave. Headbuck was unable to master the new MS Excel program, as a result of which she was unable to stretch the cell in the table. Reason 2: An employee of the organization considered uncomfortable that the cable from the keyboard goes to the left behind the foot of the monitor, but it is more convenient for him to the right.
Are there employers from Krasnodar? Take to work: Exchange, Ms Sql, win serv 3-8, kereo, usergate, squid. I know everything! Forget the plz, it’s hard to work with idiots.

Do you know what real men do? They argue until 14, they settle until February 23, and they leave by March 8!!! to

Snow in Moscow
YYY: or a snowfall?
XXX: The Polite

In connection with the new law "On Police" artificial obstacles now need to be called the LORD's lying policeman? Or are they going to be police officers?

xxx (14:39:00 6/02/2011)
I want to go to Dirkouou
yyy (15:11:43 6/02/2011)
Which hole do you want?
xxx (15:13:58 6/02/2011)
Where the shit is bigger.
yyy (15:14:13 6/02/2011)
XD is
yyy (15:14:30 6/02/2011)
But now read this dialogue, not as a speleologist.
xxx (15:14:41 6/02/2011)
and ROFL

What is more dangerous: tea or fresh water?
There are idiots who want to find out.

In general, I scolded the fool before the exam, as usual.Parents assured me that I was well prepared,and eventually dropped...In order not to be castrated,broke what I passed, and here is the time to resend...Damn,I was trying to prepare for the exam for the first time in my life so that my parents didn’t notice it.

A man with a harpoon in his back
xxx: I want to. It can be charged in the head. Consider it fresh.
Yyy: Twice swallowed, not even the harpoon lost!

XXX is nothing. In Linux, there is not much imho.
YYY: for example?
XXX: I have convinced you.

From a serious website about the dress code for the interview:
Head of the company or department: shoes, business suit, bla bla.
Secretary, office manager: strict shirt, dark pants, bla bla.
Specialist of the advertising department: colorful shirts are possible, bla bla.

!! by!"System administrator: shoes of classical style or scary shoes, jeans, sweater, in the summer – T-shirt."!! to

NYO: My husband said yesterday that when he first saw me, he had an insurmountable desire to get to know more deeply.

Talk to a friend in Peter.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
February 14 is more effective.
With the slogan “Send a Valentine”
It is wonderful)
= D

When was the last time you played football or were with a girlfriend? We are all Ayatists, we are lacking it.
Yyy: Well... Well, the ball doesn’t deliver, but I love paintball very much. I have been married for 3.5 years. We are not the idolaters, but you are the idolaters.

The younger scientist Alexei Klimsa.
Who else read it wrong?

Ohhhh where are you?
Yyy, I am going in.
I call you at home!