What are the chances that it will work?
This is not absolutely impossible.

Hololed, he is the same as the communalists - there is no need for naphyg. I do not drive a car in principle - a rider by nature. For the first time in his life, I regretted not being on the wheels - to the stop 30 minutes, from the stop 30 minutes.(In contrast to the usual 10). I cursed everybody. He fell twice. In the shoe service offered for a thousand to prepare shoes for ice - glue rubber to glue. How to wear shoes with a deep protector? What for shoes is sold in sports masters and in pharmacies - only for vals. Rescue for manual installation. Workers of ZKH - the shob did not help you anything from the ican.

Answer from the topic with the condemnation of comments in the code:

and *
* Function launched at the start of the application that accepts
Parameters of command line. Do not feed cats.
* It does not return anything. and should not. If you have to, you have to stick.
It is quite static.
* / /
Add a few words about this function.
public static void // Different official words
main(String[] args) // function main { // figure cluster
It makes no sense to go back, but I left because it is so beautiful to do.
Return the Emptiness of the Universe
} // Figure fold // Comment to comment

I took the kids to the pool and went back. one one. The aunt goes: "Girl, and let me marry you my son!" I answer: "you will not be embarrassed to have 5 grandchildren at once?" - "Oh, well, I couldn't just refuse!" They don't believe in us, as in dinosaurs... :-)

The Right Capitalism:
My product is in demand, I have money. I invest in improving quality!

Business in Russian:
They even take that shit! Petrovich, we are rich! to

I lie in the hospital. Bringed one man (M) with hypertension, examined by a doctor (B), dialogue:
Q: Where did you come from?
M: From < small town>.
Q: Do you have a cardiologist?
M: Well, I was lying there 10 times... Now I was sent to < somewhere on the outskirts> a clinic in the capital, and from there - right to you.
Q: (lazy looking at the history of the disease) And which doctor did the examination at the <polyclinic on the outskirts>?
M is...
A: (with the same lens) A, clearly, <imierek>, by handwriting I see...

On the other hand, Karl!! And not by that blue stamp, with which every doctor accompanies every pillow!! to

The head of state noted that both business, and officials, and in general all citizens work to make the country stronger.
of course! And why are Friedman and Abramovich still working for the world’s largest yacht? And why did Serdyukov and Vasilyeva suffer "for truth", reforming the army? To make the country stronger.
Dollars are the bad ones that rubbed Russia! They are taken back to the Pindos, they are taken out, billions of dollars are taken out - and yet Obama is going through them! If the roads are taxed, the municipality will be raised. Pull him up with his backs, one word. Well, no matter what, we’ll definitely take all this green shit out of the country. Let the United States die of inflation. And we will become stronger.

As I evaluate. I do not have the strength to crowd up in your Ashans. There is no time. Hunting at home. Everything at home is delicious and fresh. No need to break. I don’t work in S/H, so I’m not paid for that. It is a hobby. This is a delicious summer hobby and I love nature. Flowers, the smell of spring. A special excitement is to watch everything germinate in the spring, how the kidneys swell, trees and bushes bloom. Birth and death every season. cyclicity of life. The first berry or first cucumbers is an occasion for celebration. I even have friends coming to take part in the spring crop and landing in July to try the harvest. And in general, look at the cartoon "Even yesterday" and you will understand it all.

No, I will not understand. I’ve had enough of gardening in my childhood and adolescence. But it was obvious: they came in the 80s and early 90s, when it was necessary to grow something yourself. Now let me go, I have a different hobby. You should not impose on others your hobbies as the Only True and Right.

In her youth, one excellence loved when asked how she passed the exams without failing to answer that she used the rule of three.
xxh: We have been trying for a long time to find out what the rule is, because Halyava was wanted by everyone. One of my favorite versions was: "For My Eyes. for the breasts. In the back"
HH: And then, at the end of the day, she confessed: Take care. to surrender. to forget.
With the Russians, she did the same.

In BagTracker: "The Cause of the Error" - "the Devil's Fall"

X: We need to talk seriously again.
WOW: We don’t have to talk. You don’t talk, you just threaten and cheat.
HHH: Are you that? Ohhhhhhhh?

X: I haven’t told anyone before.
YYY :...?
YYY :...?! to
YYY:...?! to
XXX: I will not tell you.
YYY :...! ...!! ...!!! ...!!!!!!!!!...

The Geographer:
xxx: Dublin is a city in Laurens County, Georgia, United States
xxx: and you want these people to understand the world geography?

You do not know geography.
Dublin is not only the capital of Ireland, but also a city in the United States.
Minnesota, Virginia, Indiana, Georgia, California, Kentucky, Maryland, New Hampshire, New Jersey, Ohio, Pennsylvania, North Carolina and Texas.
Only in the United States is not Dublin usually spoken, but Dublin.
This is about Dublin from the state of Georgia there and was said.
In addition, there are other cities in Dublin in Canada (State of Ontario) and in Australia (State of South Australia).
Even – you won’t believe it! Dublin village in the Gomel region in Belarus.

Premise: When Thor leaves his hammer on the surface of the Earth, the Earth does not stop moving in space.
If Thor leaves his hammer in the plane, can the plane take off?
Number 2: If Thor puts him in a barrel, can anyone put him away?
Can an ordinary person raise a Millner wrapped in a cellophane bag?
Asterisk Question: If the answer to all the previous questions is “No,” does that mean that the Hammer of the Torah is the center of the universe?

Yes, fucking, this is not a quotation of the runnet, but an anonymous forum of the site "Zadobbali"!

How can you explain to colleagues that if they answer “good morning” and “goodbye” then you don’t have to go to the person to find out why he is so dissatisfied today?

Tester: See what an interesting effect is if the entrepreneur’s name contains a percentage.

Some people think they are smart only because others think they are stupid.

The Alcoholic.
The science that explained all economic crises.

Mary is the owner of the bar. One day, she realizes that almost all of her clients are unemployed alcoholics, so she can no longer hold a bar – just ruin.
To solve this problem, she comes up with a new marketing plan that allows her customers to drink now and pay later. It records the amount of drink in special books (thus providing customers with credit).
About Mary's strategy "pay now - pay later" begins to go fame, and as a result, the flow of customers in Mary's bar increases. Soon her bar shows the largest sales volumes in her city – the prospects look ragged. By giving her customers the freedom to demand immediate payment, Maria does not encounter any resistance when, at regular intervals, she significantly increases the prices of the most popular beverages – wine and beer. Therefore, the volume of sales of the bar of Maria is also increasing.
The young president of the local bank understands that these customer debts represent a valuable future asset, and increases Maria’s lending. He sees no reason to worry, because as a collateral he has debts of alcoholics.
At the headquarters of the bank, traders-experts come up with a way to earn huge commissions by transforming these clients’ debts into Accounting and Alcohol Bonds. Then these assets begin to be traded on international securities markets. New investors do not fully understand that these securities, which were sold to them as the highest-rated AAA securities, are actually debts of unemployed alcoholics. Securities prices continue to rise, and assets soon become the fastest purchased positions among the country’s leading brokers.
Once, even though bond prices continue to rise, the local bank’s risk manager decides that it’s time to demand payments for the debts accumulated from the alcoholics at Maria’s bar. He informs her about it. Maria begins to demand money from her alcoholics, but, being unemployed, the alcoholics cannot repay the loans. Since Maria is unable to meet its credit obligations, she is forced to declare default. Now she is bankrupt. The bar closes and 11 employees lose their jobs.
During one night, the bucharel and alcohol bonds lose 90% of their value. The amount of the collapsed value of these assets destroys bank liquidity and prevents the issuance of new loans, thereby freezing credit and all economic activity.
Suppliers for Maria’s bar, who provided her with extended payment terms, invested the pension funds of their firms in various securities. They find that at this point they have faced the need to write down hopeless debts and that they have lost more than 90% of the estimated value of bonds. Her wine suppliers also declare bankruptcy, closing a family business that has fed three generations. Her beer supplier is redeemed by a competitor who immediately closes the local factory and dismisses 150 workers.
Fortunately, the bank, the brokerage firms and their management were saved by a multi-billion-dollar package from their friends in the government. The funds for this rescue package were found by taxing the working middle class, who never looked at Mary’s bar.

Who thought it was difficult for women? I came, hugged, said that beautiful, smart... If nothing comes to mind at all, ask, “I didn’t understand, you lost weight, what?”