I watched the movie The phenomenon, very liked the moment, show different countries, everyone dies from the toxin, entire cities die out, people escape by fleeing. They show Russia - two old ladies in anti-gases, quietly sitting in front of the television, watching all these news and hanging a sweater.

First of all, the director is crazy :)
The second: what is it?
The first: in the Bachillas, the office makes everyone walk, including customers... not a firm, but a psychiatric hospital, idiotic shit.
The second one is Ebay))
The first: an entire box of bagels at the entrance and a hose with dirty ones.
====== to the next day.
Good morning in the Bahamas. ?
The first is the shoes :)
The first: but our system manager was most upset about this:))) the last day came in the last! He says he has no second shoes!and ?
The first: it’s crawling in the hallway and laughing everywhere)))

K to:

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49300 (saved 2009-02-25 at 16:40)
We go with comrades (3 bodies), smoke hunting, the stores are already closed, and to the nearest kiosk to go a long time. I see the smell.
Do you give me a cigarette?
This wondered me whispered and whispered at the houses... You frightened the people with your whispers.
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Despite my considerable size (2m, gym), I am usually served with cigarettes. Maybe because the phrase "Sorry, you can’t find a cigarette?" sounds somewhat more peaceful?

CEHbKA: We have a show of Vickyuk here. 'Onegina Online' is called. Fuck the shit, I found it.
CEHbKA: The next, probably, will be released by Dostoevsky, 'Old.net'

A resident of Bashkiria received 4 years of colony for a police officer's bust

The man who killed a schoolgirl was sentenced to four years in prison

Does anyone else believe in our state?

49213 (saved 2009-02-25 at 03:00)
The Comrade! February has only 28 days! Pay for the Internet!
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Unfortunately, we finally saw a warning of this kind not on the last day (or at all when it was late), as it usually was.

xxx(11:04:07 26/02/2009)
Why do men fuck such shit?

yyy (11:04:19 26/02/2009)
What is that?)

yyy (11:05:04 26/02/2009)
Will your husband get you?

xxx (11:05:09 26/02/2009)
I'm working with my ex so that I'm still printing a photo of smoke attached to my face and runs screaming "love!

Inside was a repair. A couple in history. Prepod tells about the fact that in ancient times the door was considered a luxury, and therefore they placed a guard on them so that the door would not be sealed (there were cases). After a second the door opens, the Tajik enters, removes the door from the cock and takes it away.
The curtain.

In the process of discussing mass cuts in the company was born the slogan of a new action: Agree to resign three colleagues, and keep your workplace!

We sit six in the bar at the stand, we order 100 grams of vodka.The bartender with us, shy without hesitation, takes an untouched bottle of vodka 0.5 l and unwaveringly spills it for 6 feet.

Spe
What do you think of the collapsing tetraider?
Solnue
Yes is
Spe
Yes to?
Solnue
Yes is.

See also: 23 February! % of))
And you are on March 8th! Are we in calculation?

XXX: I can’t eat any more peelings
YYYYYYY: =
XXX: I’m going to torture the cowboys =)
YYY: OO major
YYY: With what?
with meat = (

Fuck the Christ. You will see my uniqueness. I fell asleep with a thermometer in my ass.
Have you slept well?
I woke up so happy ?
WOW: to try something.

If you are in Prague, you will eat the cake of Prague... Only it is not called Prague, but Zaher.
You come to the store:
Give me a Prague cake.
and Zachary?
I just want to try.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Have you fired?
WOW :
Aha...
xxxxxxxxxxx:
You were promoted, right?! to
WOW :
This was the last drop - after the promotion began to get 300 rubles less!! to

Dimon21 (22:33:52 24/02/2009)
Where are you going to be? - Would you go? - Would you go?

Dimon21 (22:34:05 24/02/2009)
Ups, not there

Revan (22:38:39 24/02/2009)
It is fucking :(

XXX: What if the water was like inets?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Imagine washing yourself in the shower and hook - the water turns off like you spent your hundred liters.
YYY : LOL
XXX and tariffs
xxx: Test rate "Rosinka" for newly connected - 15 liters.
xxx: Line of tariffs "City" - 100 200 and 500.
YYY : Ahah!
xxx: And line of unlimited tariffs "Aquarius" with limitation of pressure in the crane
YYY: * rofl *

Previously (in the Soviet Union) boys collected various devices of an unknown purpose (from any shit that got under the hand) - now they grew up and called themselves Linux X)

Veterans of Basha! I appeal on behalf of all who have recently arrived here. We were all interested in the story of the fate of a cat named Scuco. Please quote a quote about it.
Please support and quote!