For me, vacation is a time when I have to go to sleep. Especially on Sunday. And Sunday on holiday every day, even on Wednesday!

XXX: This is the breast feeding.
yyy: I wonder what the author did with a bunch of free time saved on three letters?

That the world is governed by a global conspiracy is believed by people who have never led a team of at least ten people.

xxx: I have a porn hub through the Google extension ceased to open!
Yyy: Well, it is a tragedy.
xxx: I am against the state to interfere in my private life!)

Incitement of hatred towards deputies, popes, Cossacks, Vaticans is punished as a criminal offence. Incitement to hatred of homosexuals is encouraged. As usual, we punish the innocent, encourage the innocent.

xxx: What does the tag "sitting" mean?
zzz: Calling this expert and taking comments from him temporarily is not recommended.

X - Walked around Prague.The same eggs, only in profile. The Serenity.
Y – Immediately you see, you don’t understand anything in gray. Wherever it is, there is a sadness. And in Prague, the grey is joyful.
Z is AGA. In Prague, the level of gray is "A man in the fog", and in Peter - "Max Payne"

Talking to a friend about her daughter
I thought she should be very similar to you. Not only that one day with a difference of 36 years were born, but her name consists only of the letters that meet in your full name.
The second is rather a coincidence.
It sounds like the first was well planned.
The first was much and long discussed.
The first is her date of birth and the second is her name. Was the first long discussed? I don’t know how you have it in your military families.

Go fuck your gay guys. They threatened. Do you have dogs in your city? You are not given the right passage, you are caught in the ass, you are trying to fuck in the entrance? Or are these your dreams and are you fighting with them in this way? Have you ever seen a gay?

Our school soldier, telling about his naval youth, did not forget to add: "Well, you were not alive at that time."

He tricked to leave the car at the entrance for the night not only not locked, but also with all the windows open - not the button on the key pressed. The morning came out - no one touched anything, even a bright box on the back seat in place. Nearby was parked some "Matisse" from the delivery of pizza, the driver asked:
What, was she standing there at night?
Yes you can imagine! Here I am stupid... But nobody pulled anything out, everything is fine.
What you want, Mosquito!

In the summer, he worked as a loader and made himself some kind of breadth with belts, which makes it much easier to transfer bags.

In the end, he did not break and did more than others.

They wanted to pay less!

"I wasn't tired at all, but the men were out," and the men wanted to leave at all.

Eventually he left there.

This is so.

and here I look at another fantasy-hnu, and there girls in armor, with forged under each chest cone / sphere.. think thought 1 - rather than it was easier to forge one band on 2 chests, well, like the tricking maid stretches from left to right, from the forehead to the forehead, and forge easier, and the metal is less. Then the thought moves on - and how to jump in this metal on the cones? Well, the breasts will be fighting for the construction. This is thought-2. The girls are sorry. Then I think - in the Middle Ages such girls were encrypted that they were defks. Thus, the breasts were swallowed, that is to say, worn. But then why all these serial seco-constructions? In general, am I sick on the breasts, am I too technological, and what do you think?

I am going to get a new one in Letoal. I have an interesting smell, but there is no tester. Suitable for consultants:

There is no test. Listen to the toilet water. They are very similar.

All of this is observed by some baby aged (5-6), whose mother is looking at the bottles nearby.

The child out loudly speaks to the whole room:

My mom said it was like ice cream. Lies are everywhere!

As a child, I had a book "Petrovich and Patapum", or rather, a whole series of five stories. They were written by Roman Kamushkin (the first parts were co-authored with Alexander F. Sklar, by the way) and stunningly illustrated by Marat Votsayev. Honestly, these books are so good that it feels like they came here from a different reality.
So, in the last, fifth (in my opinion, it was called “Petrovich and Patapum in the Land of Ghosts”), the same Dark Lord on the black unicorn acted.

Two-headed black unicorn

xxx> The entire production department is managed by an ancient such comp. The monitor is connected to ELTCH 29". Young people always make an indelible impression.
xxx> One day another boy came from a fairly decent schoolgirl.
xxx> I will not work for that, he says. They are radioactive. For health, he says, it is very dangerous.
yyy> And the acid tanks and sulfur in the techprocess do not bother him?

Covorking at the metro in the center please advise
Funny jokes about McDonalds
ZZZ: Driving up

One day I suddenly understood the phrase “the closer the spring, the shorter the girls’ sweat.” When crossing through the debris of wet and dirty snow, on the ankle dive into liquid dirt (later it will be called loci), trying to leave clean at least the coat. So, my shirt was stretched about to my thighs, although in general it was to my knees. It is spring, but...

Children and Bananas

and Mom! There, Dad drowned with a banana bone!
Where are the bones in the banana?
I have swallowed!

I sleep at night.
Wow: wrap your forearm with lidocaine, then cut off a piece of your hand and give it to the cat.
WOW: Yes
WOW: It’s not here
Tagged: forgive
Fuck to Fuck...
WOW: I don’t even know how to explain.