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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45195
 30.03.2011
"You have no choice. Our country is a democratic country, and you are volunteers and swear. If you do not – and you have the right to do so – then through this door you will get into a federal prison, where you will be sentenced to 30 years for evading democratic duties. So, repeat after me."
Harry Harrison "The Steel Rat Goes to the Army" 1987

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45194
 30.03.2011
I already know that when I have a child, I will quietly drag him a rooster, a barney mouse, kidney chocolate and cosmostars stars))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №45193
 30.03.2011
He asks for permission from the American author to translate his work.

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I just need to think of what "obviously, I write to a speaker of English from birth", how I start to thumb.

I am sorry (20:55) :
Well you say that you are from Russia, and that you recently drank vodka, so a little confused, in addition, that here the bear on ballayka plays and you are slapped)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №45192
 30.03.2011

The fox (14:34:14 29/03/2011)
a friend-collega, just phone with the supplier: "What are the parameters needed? Now I will explain". He closes the pipe with his palm, looks around the cabinet, echoes the back of the neck and with the words "A i e..u!" polite in the pipe: "I couldn’t clarify".

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №45191
 29.03.2011
The Sunday. The morning.
xxx: I went now to the "Company" for breakfast, a drunk company at the neighboring table. To them comes a sober, apparently their acquaintance, he is proposed to drink, then:
1: No, I will not
Relax brother, today is Friday!
They sit well...

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45190
 29.03.2011
I wanted to talk about the relativity of the perception of avant-garde painting.
Today we at a couple on the MCHC considered a painting written as part of the flow of luchism. Prepotsha begins to argue that, say, many avant-garde artists depicted animals: horses, dogs, and here a crown is depicted.
And under the painting in Spanish signed "Cats"...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №45189
 29.03.2011
This is always the case with us :(
A_P What is it?
Diamante: time has been moved to summer, but there is no weather!
a_p :D

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45188
 29.03.2011
at work.
Are you emo?
and no.
Are you got?
and no.
Are you punk?
and no.
And who are you?
I am a tech engineer and your immediate boss.
This kind of intelligent girl...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №45187
 29.03.2011
In the capital of Russia, the world's most full mother gave birth: the weight of the woman at the time of the operation was 250 kilograms! The most unique operation, such as the world never knew, was personally led by the chief gynecologist of Moscow Mark Kurzer.
First comment "I would like to look at the heroic papa..."

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №45186
 29.03.2011
Commentary on site to group sex video:

Samuel 26.02.2011
They all have nothing to do. I would rather have cleaned the snow in my yard, or I could not walk.

[ + 106 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45185
 29.03.2011
It is genius. It is just genius.
Make in the public toilet mirror ceilings,which would be visible to everyone in the neighboring cabins.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №45184
 29.03.2011
Not communicating for 2 years.
He is Hello!
She - No, Sash, I'm not going to fuck you

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45183
 29.03.2011
Residents of Perm appealed to the President of the Russian Federation with the demand for Putin's resignation

after which Perm was removed from the list of cities of Russia! )))) (c) I7E_9og

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №45182
 29.03.2011
Pechal`no: I wake up this morning, under the fist of someone else’s cowards...I woke up...
Hi gays, i'm HeatoN: n0ch stormy was?)
pechal`no: no)dissolve there 1000 rubles, it turns out my grandmother gave for a good school)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №45181
 29.03.2011
I realized that I was bored.
I tell you: I am in the bus, next to the mother and the boy is sitting and telling him: "Here the machines are going to the garage, they have their wheels tired, they will remove them and they will sleep. Just like you" And I think at this point, well, logically, the machines should remove the trousers, not the wheels, or the boy when he comes home must turn off his legs, instead of removing the shoes.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №45180
 29.03.2011
In the words of a familiar:
Father (a car mechanic) after a hard day of work returns home. His child comes home crying. No one can understand what it is about.
The baby’s mother: Could it hurt?
Father: What can he be sick there, has he everything new?

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №45179
 29.03.2011
The fish on chocolate oil turned out to be flowers.
Yesterday he added to the barbershop, according to the recipe. BIG "BARABARIS"!!!!! to

[ + 80 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45178
 29.03.2011
In other words, about the output. A friend in school years told a story - bought in the dining room a bullet with a straw, well there right in sight one straw even from it. I ate it all and found no more. There is no deception, there is no deception. If there were more than one, we would call it "the bull with the bulls" =)

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45177
 29.03.2011
Sanchous: And more... This year we go on a march without a straw!

[ + 60 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45176
 29.03.2011
You may not believe, but I flew to you from the future to say that the end of the world in 2012 really was and we are very few left, survived the last, now 2025 and we hope that you can fix the future, ecology kills humanity gradually and it is not a joke!
Max [16.12.2010 at 14:17]: If you have such names there then I will kill myself

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