Post on Facebook:
I like everything in macs, but fucking, there’s a calculator somewhere?

One of the comments:
You can also count in the column - the pencil tm washes well with aluminum MacBook'a

Eugene asks in the book.
A book with poses and
Similar to Kamasutra
In order to be alone

It is important to think about the right choice of profession :)

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As my Batya-electric says, there are three degrees of friendship with the technology: you do not understand it and are afraid, you understand it and are confident that it will work smoothly, and you understand it so much that you have at least two spare copies.

I have not heard any jokes about the wolf in school lately. Finally

The boy learned. and c)

I am such a bad person that even my Patronus is a dementor.

About the confidence.
I walked into a shop. I saw there cocos wrapped in a food film, I think I’ll take one. I started choosing, shake one, the other, the third - there is no milk inside. Then I had to look around and leave, and all because it was written "Sevla" on the bill. No one has seen me in that act.

Hotel in Granada, Spain. Of the Russians only we and my mother and daughter. The daughter speaks very tolerantly English, her mom only speaks Russian, a typical Cuban granddaughter aunt, a weight center, a chest-sponge, a voice like a valkyrie.
There were some Germans in the room at night. All the neighbors went to them in turn to reassure, at the request of the port, they quieted for a maximum of ten minutes, all the neighbors on the floor in turn went to reassure, then spit on the matter. The Cuban ladies have returned. After knocking on the door, I think the German tint was squeezed, then in the open door was said by the voice of a Jericho tube with a Cuban accent: Shadap! Sit in style! The sleepless! Good is found! On this, apparently, the stock of English words was exhausted, because the lady added: Blade!" and went to the room. No one has heard of the Germans.

About about:
Gathered in IMAX - IMAX closed to finish.
I decided to buy a phone - it was the desired company that stopped working with Russia.
I’m going to the Baikal and I’m praying.
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Comrades, let’s go to the man for a visa and a ticket to the United States.

XH: My instructor said:"I profess the ideas of pacifism. It is better to kill with bare hands."
xxh: It’s not the fact that pacifism has that meaning, but the phrase I remembered.

The American Anna Karenina was unexpectedly liked.
Karina is a Negro?
Zzz: In our time, a woman is, thank God. and :)

This is who thought of bringing to the Russian market a German brand of clothes with the name "Ulla Popken"? Who, I ask you?
c) so_wa

Games containing scenes of violence
Phoenix o_0 (ITC) :: It is not games that provoke cruelty, but the glutes in them.

The Storyteller
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I’m going to work today, a guy comes in front of me and talks on the phone: “I bought my fifth iPhone, now I call him.” He failed to negotiate and slipped and fell. As a result, the iPhone crashed: the screen crashed and covered with cracks, the battery crashed and some more inside.
Conclusion: it is bad to talk on a expensive smartphone and not look under your feet.
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Either you have a Chinese phoneless guy, or you have a stormy fantasy.
The iPhone screen can not fall off, because it is wrapped with screws to the aluminum frame
The battery of the iPhone is glued into the body throughout the area, its replacement requires little effort, so that it could not fall out precisely from the fall.

Quote: "Cut off employees access to anime sites "I’m here Sisadmin and no nash-meash and the like I won’t allow"

(>°-°)> ┳━━┳ DID, xso! ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━━┻

From the Pavlius:

Nature has rewarded women with a sensor that detects fools. Use them. At least for self-improvement"

Comments: Just rju!!!!!!!!!!!! Something in our country, the scoundrels, and almost everyone says that her husband is a fool.

Answer to comment: Sensors, Chinese

a funny stamp met in the press : "especially ordinary special forces"

Anya: Zhenya offers to marry fictitiously, give birth to two fictitious children and take a mortgage with a discount
Anya: I thought about it.

Announcement on the website:
Attention to!! to
Website for reconstruction.
Magic can happen!

XHHH: Add a picture on our forum. Mint, a car dealer, a manager for the import of Chinese hue, a custodian, a small official and a Gazprom lawyer are discussing how to raise Russian production.

And in general, there was school, universe, work (although something of this should be now, especially for the childless single), and there are no interesting people anywhere? Start with yourself that is not right with you.
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I sell a secret to look for.
It is not so with the girl that they are many and smart, and beautiful, and interesting, but they work in offices, such as banks, accounting offices. The collective is mostly female, the clubs do not hide, and they remain out of sight.
Men are concentrated in the army, force structures and also do not get in the eyes of girls.

These two numbers do not cross :(
A professional swing.